Warning

 

Close
Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Cancel Confirm
AR15.COM
4/18/2013 10:27:13 AM EDT
Going to Alice Texas for a short term work assignment. What is there to do there besides work. if I have down time I would like to go see some interesting things and eat some good food.
School me.
4/18/2013 10:29:26 AM EDT
[#1]
Head to corpus and go visit the USS Lexington.
4/18/2013 10:38:45 AM EDT
[#2]
Learn Spanish....
4/18/2013 10:40:09 AM EDT
[#3]
you can always go visit Mario's meat market and cook your own

other than that... alice is a Podunk shitty little town surrounded by other Podunk shitty little towns

getting away to corpus is your only chance at anything resembling entertainment, unless you're fine with just touring the big ass king ranch down south in Kingsville

ETA:  you should have no problem whatsoever finding good Mexican good though
4/18/2013 10:41:11 AM EDT
[#4]
I thought this was going to be about Alexis Texas when I clicked on it





Speed
4/18/2013 10:42:11 AM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
I thought this was going to be about Alexis Texas when I clicked on it


Speed


Who's that? Can you post some pics?
4/18/2013 10:42:55 AM EDT
[#6]
Bring your Xbox, there aint shit to do out there.  Other than BMW's.....(Big Mexican Women)
4/18/2013 10:44:24 AM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
Learn Spanish....


This.

My company has an office in Alice, and I swear it's staffed 95% with mexicans.
4/18/2013 10:44:48 AM EDT
[#8]
I hate that piece of shit town.

I had to haul bits through there on the way from Corpus to Carrizo Springs and Laredo.

South Texas is depressing as shit.
4/18/2013 10:44:59 AM EDT
[#9]
Head to the coast and fish.
4/18/2013 10:46:45 AM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
I hate that piece of shit town.

I had to haul bits through there on the way from Corpus to Carrizo Springs and Laredo.

South Texas is depressing as shit.


Maybe this explains my hatred of Texas?  I used to live in San Benito and work in Brownsville.  
4/18/2013 10:50:12 AM EDT
[#11]



Quoted:



Quoted:

I thought this was going to be about Alexis Texas when I clicked on it





Speed




Who's that? Can you post some pics?


Probably not.





Speed





 
4/18/2013 11:17:21 AM EDT
[#12]
The Lexington would be cool. Have to fit that in.
Looking forward to the Mexican food.
4/18/2013 11:27:59 AM EDT
[#13]




Quoted:



Quoted:

I thought this was going to be about Alexis Texas when I clicked on it





Speed




Who's that? Can you post some pics?




Al Pacino can sum it up in one sentence.
4/18/2013 11:33:41 AM EDT
[#14]
Stay away from Laredo.
4/18/2013 11:34:36 AM EDT
[#15]
Say hello to Popeye.
4/18/2013 11:36:09 AM EDT
[#16]
Not a bad town, but unless you like to drink there isn't a hell of a lot to do.  I suggest heading to Corpus and fishing, the offshore and flats are about to turn on big time.
4/18/2013 11:36:40 AM EDT
[#17]
Aunt and Uncle lived in Alice in the 50's when we visited.  They belonged to the country club but we didn't go there but once.

Corpus Christi is the place to go and where we went several times.
4/18/2013 11:36:49 AM EDT
[#18]
Visit Progresso.
4/18/2013 11:40:40 AM EDT
[#19]
For good food find a place that looks a little sketchy, has taqueria in the name and a lot of people eatin there. You will get the best Mexican food there. Or a case of the shits. Or both, either way.
4/18/2013 11:45:07 AM EDT
[#20]
Alice isn't in South Texas, it's in Northern Mexico. Grew up in Kingsville, about 20miles SE.
Corpus Christi is your only option if you get cabin fever and prepare to be unimpressed. Well Ocean Drive is kinda nice.
You can hit the Lex, check out the Executive Surf Club for lunch or dinner, or you can drive out to Padre Island and see the Gulf.
If it were me, I'd be finnagling a way to get someone else to go in my place
4/18/2013 11:47:45 AM EDT
[#21]
Take the tour of the King Ranch.

Eat a good meal at King's Inn.
4/18/2013 12:26:42 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Take the tour of the King Ranch.

Eat a good meal at King's Inn.


if you get a chance to eat at the king's inn give me a holler when you get back and i'll hook you up with a  pretty good recipe for their tartar sauce/dip that you'll be certain to want

4/18/2013 12:30:01 PM EDT
[#23]
eh, what the hell, the king's inn is a good drive for anybody, even when they're close...

you can ignore goofy shit like use French's worsterchire sauce

I also substitute ritz crackers for the saltines.  this supposedly came from an employee, and it's pretty close so I believe it.

also got another recipe i'll see if I can dig up, they're a little different from each other

the world should not be deprived

King's Inn Tartar Sauce
by ____________
Put all ingredients in a very large mixing bowl and mix well


1 qt. jar of Kraft's Mayo

1 Tablespoon Horseradish

2 Tablespoons of Worcestershire Sauce (French's)

2 Tablespoons of Louisiana Hot Sauce

½ of a lemon juiced

2 teaspoon or 1Tablespoon of Garlic powder ( I used lots)
Chop in chopper or Food Processor

1 medium onion

2 medium or 1 large green bell peppers

1 medium jar of pimentos (Drained)

3 long sticks of celery

2 packet of Saltines Crackers

Choose one of the following: Use in Food Processor also

20 + chillipequins

or 5 big fresh jalapenos or

5 fresh Serrano peppers

Salt to taste ( I find that everything is salty enough)




Mix thoroughly until consistency is just a little runny. It will thicken in Frig. You can always add more crackers later if needed

Too many crackers makes it too thick


Adjust peppers to your taste. I have mixed chillipequins and Serrano's together

Store in sealed container in Frig. I have kept it up to three weeks

Other uses: Try mixing the tartar with a can on tuna!! Makes great tuna fish

Serve over tomatoes or avocados
4/18/2013 12:35:06 PM EDT
[#24]
found the other

1 onion
3 cloves garlic
3 boiled eggs
4 stalks celery
1 quart mayonaise
1/2 bell pepper
1 small jar pimentos
serrano peppers to taste
1 1/2 packages ritz crackers

put all ingredients except mayo & crackers into food processor. grind well then add mayo & crackers in the mix.

makes a damn good seafood dip, but its a meal in itself if you just eat it as a dip with more ritz crackers......................
4/18/2013 12:35:38 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
I thought this was going to be about Alexis Texas when I clicked on it


Speed


Me too.
4/18/2013 12:38:01 PM EDT
[#26]



Quoted:



Quoted:

I thought this was going to be about Alexis Texas when I clicked on it





Speed




Me too.


OP will probably need some vid's of Alexis Texas while in Alice Texas.



For the Hand to Gland combat.