Posted: 3/25/2004 1:14:01 PM EDT
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Dear Subjects, Lately, there has been much talk about so called "zombies" on this Internet Forum. I would like to ensure you that there is nothing to fear about these "zombies". They are merely a figment of your imagination. Sure, some of the individuals running for office this year may resemble creatures that have risen from their graves in an effort to end civilization as we know it. But I like to reaffirm that these are, indeed semi-people. "Zombies" are fairytale characters and almost as artificial as our matrix itself. So please refrain from bringing up zombies again, as they do not exist. While there have been allegations against the Umbrella Corporation of secretly reviving dead cells, I would like you reassure you that our purpose is to merely create the ultimate age-defying skin lotion, and an array of other beauty products. As we like to say: There is nothing to see here, please just move along. Sincerely Umbrella Corporation Chief Executive -Lockedon "Our Business is Life Itself." |
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Quoted: I'm a big zombie fan, but I have to ask WTF? This should clear it up. Again no Zombies here. [img]http://www.rehorror.com/umbrella.jpg[/img] About Umbrella UMBRELLA - with headquarters in Imst/Austria - is the global leading pharmaceutical company . With our generic pharmaceuticals, we want to provide physicians and patients with a choice of high quality medicines at affordable prices, and we believe that we can thus contribute both to improving access to life-saving drugs for the world´s ever growing population and at the same time to reducing health care costs on a global basis. Customers in over 89 countries value the drug substances and medicines of Umbrella. |