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8/21/2014 1:42:11 PM EDT
Smells like Bigfoot's dick!
8/21/2014 1:43:12 PM EDT
[#1]
They've done studies you know, 60% of the time, it works everytime.
8/21/2014 1:50:23 PM EDT
[#2]
"take me to pleasure town, Ron"

Oh... We're going.
8/21/2014 1:52:56 PM EDT
[#3]
I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.
8/21/2014 1:54:09 PM EDT
[#4]
I love lamp
8/21/2014 1:59:32 PM EDT
[#5]
I killed a guy with a trident
8/21/2014 2:00:33 PM EDT
[#6]
Go fuck yourself San Diego.





8/21/2014 2:01:49 PM EDT
[#7]
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I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.
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No...I mean, I want to be on you.
8/21/2014 2:03:24 PM EDT
[#8]
well, that escalated quickly.
8/21/2014 2:04:59 PM EDT
[#9]
Well, you're a smelly pirate hooker, from whore island.
8/21/2014 2:06:28 PM EDT
[#10]
Please Mr burgundy would you play some jazz flute?
8/21/2014 2:06:45 PM EDT
[#11]
The arsonist has oddly shaped feet
8/21/2014 2:08:35 PM EDT
[#12]
"Brick, where did you get the grenade?"

"I don't know."
8/21/2014 2:08:54 PM EDT
[#13]
Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair!
8/21/2014 2:10:54 PM EDT
[#14]

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Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying that because it's in the room?

 
8/21/2014 2:11:03 PM EDT
[#15]
Smells like a diaper full of Indian food...
8/21/2014 2:16:37 PM EDT
[#16]


You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.

8/21/2014 2:22:49 PM EDT
[#17]
Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means ‘a whale’s vagina.
8/21/2014 2:28:58 PM EDT
[#18]
OP, after this all gets sorted out I think you and me should get an apartment together!!
8/21/2014 4:01:43 PM EDT
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Champ was a weird motherfucker.
8/21/2014 4:22:17 PM EDT
[#20]
No commercials...  NO MERCY!!!
8/21/2014 4:30:48 PM EDT
[#21]
This is worse than the time the raccoon got in the copier!
8/21/2014 4:31:09 PM EDT
[#22]
Will Ferrell is a douchebag.
8/21/2014 4:34:39 PM EDT
[#23]
You stay classy San Diego.
8/21/2014 4:34:48 PM EDT
[#24]
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That's baby makin music, that what that is...
8/21/2014 4:36:01 PM EDT
[#25]
I took up the jazz flute after watching that movie
8/21/2014 4:36:28 PM EDT
[#26]
People call me the Bri-man. I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself, and the answer is yes, I have a nickname for my penis. It's called the Octagon. But I also nicknamed my testes. My left one is James Westfall, and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right, you just might get to meet the whole gang.
8/21/2014 4:37:06 PM EDT
[#27]

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OP, after this all gets sorted out I think you and me should get an apartment together!!




Champ was a weird motherfucker.




 
8/21/2014 4:52:57 PM EDT
[#28]

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I've been meaning to talk to you about that.  You should find yourself a safe house or a relative close by, lay low for a while, 'cause you're probably wanted for murder.
8/21/2014 4:57:17 PM EDT
[#29]
You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing.
8/21/2014 4:58:55 PM EDT
[#30]
I'm in a glass case of emotion!!
8/21/2014 5:00:12 PM EDT
[#31]
I thought you said this was a shortcut? --"OK!"
8/21/2014 5:03:12 PM EDT
[#32]
I read somewhere that their period attract bears...
8/21/2014 5:09:53 PM EDT
[#33]
He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo.
8/21/2014 5:12:41 PM EDT
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8/21/2014 5:16:06 PM EDT
[#35]
I will not eat that dog poop!!
8/21/2014 5:17:58 PM EDT
[#36]
Where did you get a grenade?!
8/21/2014 5:22:32 PM EDT
[#37]
You are a smelly pirate hooker.  Why don't you go back to your home on whore Island?
8/21/2014 5:23:15 PM EDT
[#38]
It's so damn hot!
Milk was a bad choice.
8/21/2014 5:45:08 PM EDT
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I don't know.
8/21/2014 6:22:11 PM EDT
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Lol