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Posted: 5/14/2023 10:05:48 AM EDT
[#1]
“Dear Pleasure Journal…”
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Posted: 5/14/2023 10:09:48 AM EDT
[#2]
Who’s the retard?
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Posted: 5/14/2023 10:13:44 AM EDT
[#3]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Who’s the retard? YOU. |
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Posted: 5/14/2023 10:16:23 AM EDT
[#4]
Quote HistoryQuoted: YOU. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Who's the retard? YOU. |
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Posted: 5/14/2023 10:17:08 AM EDT
[#5]
We're here to fuck shit up!
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Posted: 5/14/2023 10:19:16 AM EDT
[#6]
Dad, what are you doing, it’s shark week!
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Posted: 5/14/2023 10:19:43 AM EDT
[#7]
Quote HistoryQuoted: This is a house of learned doctors! You’re not a doctor. You’re a big fat curly headed fuck. |
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Posted: 5/14/2023 10:21:48 AM EDT
[#8]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm going upstairs... 'cause I'm gonna put my nutsack, on your drumset! Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm going upstairs... 'cause I'm gonna put my nutsack, on your drumset! Now that one I recognize  Attached File |
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Posted: 5/14/2023 10:23:36 AM EDT
[#9]
??mber one, you will fix the fucking drywall now!
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Posted: 5/14/2023 10:24:49 AM EDT
[#10]
This house is a fucking prison!
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Posted: 5/14/2023 10:27:51 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/14/2023 10:37:03 AM EDT
[#12]
I like to have a lot of fresh fruit around the house. And chocolate chips in my pancakes.
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Posted: 5/14/2023 10:37:40 AM EDT
[#13]
Too much pernhub op.
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Posted: 5/14/2023 10:37:50 AM EDT
[#14]
 
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Posted: 5/14/2023 10:43:41 AM EDT
[#15]
You reek of scotch and cheesecake
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Posted: 5/14/2023 10:47:36 AM EDT
[#16]
Eat shit Derek!
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Posted: 5/14/2023 10:55:56 AM EDT
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted: It's the fuckin Catalina wine mixer! It's the fuckin Catalina wine mixer! |
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Posted: 5/14/2023 10:58:54 AM EDT
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted: This house is a fucking prison! ON PLANET BULLSHIT! |
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Posted: 5/14/2023 10:59:09 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/14/2023 11:28:00 AM EDT
[#20]
Quote HistoryQuoted: ON PLANET BULLSHIT! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: This house is a fucking prison! ON PLANET BULLSHIT! IN THE GALAXY OF THIS SUCKS CAMEL DICK! |
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Posted: 5/14/2023 11:29:43 AM EDT
[#21]
I don't know what it is about your face but I want to deliver one of these right in your suck hole.
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Posted: 5/14/2023 12:45:48 PM EDT
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Deadliest catch, without the crabs, we're almost out of gas, call the Arabs! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Nachos, lemonheads, my dad's boat.... you won't go down 'cause my dick can float. Deadliest catch, without the crabs, we're almost out of gas, call the Arabs! I'm a pussy pirate, my name is Jack Sparrow.... pull of my pants to show off my flesh arrow! |
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Posted: 5/14/2023 12:53:43 PM EDT
[#23]
Oh this is ugly.
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Posted: 5/14/2023 1:05:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/14/2023 1:11:23 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/14/2023 1:14:00 PM EDT
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted: POW!!! |
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Posted: 5/14/2023 1:20:10 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted: calf. Then she grabs me by the wiener. Shut the duck up Dale!! |
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Posted: 5/14/2023 1:29:55 PM EDT
[#28]
How about WE interview YOU!?
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Posted: 5/14/2023 1:30:51 PM EDT
[#29]
I've been called the songbird of my generation...THAT good.
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Posted: 5/14/2023 1:37:42 PM EDT
[#30]
Boats and Ho’s
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Posted: 5/14/2023 1:42:14 PM EDT
[#31]
I think I can help with the whole "Pan /Pam "thing
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Posted: 5/14/2023 1:51:53 PM EDT
[#32]
"Why do you have Randy Jackson's autograpgh on a martial arts weapon?"
"Because I bumped into him and all I had on me was this Samurai sword and you're not going to not get Randy Jackson's autograpgh, right." |
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Posted: 5/14/2023 1:54:55 PM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: POW!!! Are you saying pow? |
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Posted: 5/14/2023 1:55:26 PM EDT
[#34]
You are an enabler.
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Posted: 5/14/2023 1:55:45 PM EDT
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: This house is a fucking prison! On planet bullshit...In the galaxy of this sucks camel dicks! |
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Posted: 5/14/2023 1:56:31 PM EDT
[#36]
No matter how much of a bad mood I'm in, Step Brothers and The Other Guys always brings me out of it.
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Posted: 5/14/2023 1:57:43 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I think I can help with the whole "Pan /Pam "thing Pan like P A N |
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Posted: 5/14/2023 1:58:08 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: "Why do you have Randy Jackson's autograpgh on a martial arts weapon?" "Because I bumped into him and all I had on me was this Samurai sword and you're not going to not get Randy Jackson's autograpgh, right." I would have done the same thing |
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Posted: 5/14/2023 1:59:46 PM EDT
[#39]
It's just something about your face, I just wanna punch it.
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Posted: 5/14/2023 2:03:29 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryIt’s The Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer! 
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Posted: 5/14/2023 2:06:08 PM EDT
[#41]
Did you just fart? I can taste it.
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Posted: 5/14/2023 2:54:36 PM EDT
[#42]
Oooh! Mr. Lumberjack!
I’VE TRAVELED 400 MILES TO GIVE YOU MY SEED |
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Posted: 5/14/2023 10:30:04 PM EDT
[#43]
Stay golden pony boy.
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Posted: 5/14/2023 11:02:07 PM EDT
[#44]
“When I was a kid, I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus rex more than anything in the world. I made my arms short, and I roamed the backyard. I chased the neighborhood cats; I growled, and I roared. Everybody knew me and was afraid of me. And one day, my dad said, ‘Bobby, you’re 17. It’s time to throw childish things aside,’ and I said, ‘OK, Pop.’ But he didn’t really say that. He said, ‘Stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job.’”
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Posted: 5/14/2023 11:08:06 PM EDT
[#45]
 NO TV FOR A WEEK! |
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Posted: 5/15/2023 1:16:42 AM EDT
[#46]
He sure can wear the shit outta that pirate hat.
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