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11/22/2014 11:40:31 PM EDT
Put a tri-tip roast on the smoker at 320 degrees until the internal temp was 125*, made some sweet potatoes, mac and cheese, and some fried corn for the girlfriend.





11/22/2014 11:41:25 PM EDT
[#1]
Looks damn good.
11/22/2014 11:41:28 PM EDT
[#2]
Do you even muzzle awareness, bro?




11/22/2014 11:42:24 PM EDT
[#3]
You're missing a lot of the requirements, including you know, pictures of the sides you mentioned.    But that meat looks dang good.

ETA after new pics added --
Gf doesn't seem to enthused with your mac-n-cheese.  She scooped a polite amount.  And I sorta don't blame her.  
11/22/2014 11:43:26 PM EDT
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0/10
11/22/2014 11:43:27 PM EDT
[#5]
You cut it too soon and didn't let it rest…… all the juice is on the plate.
11/22/2014 11:43:29 PM EDT
[#6]
How long did you rest it?
Are you standing to eat?  Should have taken the pic from the other side so the guns wouldn't be pointing at someone
11/22/2014 11:43:59 PM EDT
[#7]
Pure anarchy around here lately. We have rules!





























11/22/2014 11:44:25 PM EDT
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Yeah I noticed that myself
11/22/2014 11:44:32 PM EDT
[#9]
No reloads, no napkin.  8/10
+1 adjustment for red meat.
9/10 final judgment.
11/22/2014 11:44:46 PM EDT
[#10]
And we point the gun at the headless girlfriend.
11/22/2014 11:44:48 PM EDT
[#11]
Over cooked and juice on the knife handle. Someone would get shanked
11/22/2014 11:45:00 PM EDT
[#12]
It's like you're not even trying
11/22/2014 11:45:42 PM EDT
[#13]
Never mind these, honey. I'm just going to set them down and aim them at you while you eat your steak.
11/22/2014 11:46:33 PM EDT
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11/22/2014 11:47:43 PM EDT
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+1 wrap it in tinfoil and let it rest 5 minutes



 
11/22/2014 11:48:22 PM EDT
[#16]
OP you drunk ?  GeeZ. Nothing like staring down two barrels at dinner...
11/22/2014 11:49:34 PM EDT
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11/22/2014 11:52:10 PM EDT
[#18]
Mags loaded and pointed at GF= instant 0 of 10.........
11/22/2014 11:52:51 PM EDT
[#19]
Sorry, too much fail to rate.





11/22/2014 11:57:04 PM EDT
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But she is headless and is holding the fork in a offensive manner.......perhaps she is prepared! That should be worth a point or four!
11/23/2014 12:02:27 AM EDT
[#21]
muzzle: -5
presentation:  -1
cut off GF head:  -3
table setting:  -1

Final Score:  0

OP fails.

Need muzzle awareness, endive or parsley garnish, pics of GF and knife on right.
11/23/2014 12:02:42 AM EDT
[#22]
Nope.
11/23/2014 12:05:29 AM EDT
[#23]
Meat looks delicious.  

That's all I got that ain't been said.  



11/23/2014 12:06:42 AM EDT
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11/23/2014 12:07:36 AM EDT
[#25]
Muzzle direction is a fail. Mags are empty both guns were cleared and cleaned. I'm left handed so utensil placement is correct for me. The meat rested for 10 minutes. It was plenty juicy.

Not that it's worth defending but the guns were placed before she sat down.
11/23/2014 12:09:26 AM EDT
[#26]
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and did you let the meat rest?
11/23/2014 12:10:15 AM EDT
[#27]
You lose. I don't even point that shit at my cat.
-10
Meat looks tasty.
11/23/2014 12:15:02 AM EDT
[#28]

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0/10
10/10 for comment and -0/10 for dinner pic.

 
11/23/2014 12:15:26 AM EDT
[#29]
Instant 0.

11/23/2014 12:32:07 AM EDT
[#30]
No napkin -1
No reloads -1
Sweet taters -1
Mac & Cheese -1
Muzzle discipline -10
Meat, Over cooed but acceptable +5
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Total -9/10
11/23/2014 12:36:57 AM EDT
[#31]
INCOMPLETE
11/23/2014 12:39:17 AM EDT
[#32]
-10 for empty mags.
11/23/2014 12:50:27 AM EDT
[#33]
Are your cabinets from 1980?
11/23/2014 12:53:57 AM EDT
[#34]
Raw meat on the plate?

-0-
11/23/2014 12:55:44 AM EDT
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Shit, that steak is the only thing in the pic thats not a total fail.
11/23/2014 12:57:48 AM EDT
[#36]
Ban the OP 4 life!
11/23/2014 12:58:07 AM EDT
[#37]
Are you trollin' the dinner threads?!?!?!  



Get it together for crying out loud!  
11/23/2014 12:59:09 AM EDT
[#38]

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No reloads -1

Sweet taters -1

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Muzzle discipline -10

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Headless girlfriend makes it -10/10



 
11/23/2014 1:00:03 AM EDT
[#39]
I wouldn't even give you the "/".... your score is in the black hole or rosie o'donnels vagina
11/23/2014 1:00:20 AM EDT
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Mac & Cheese -1
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Headless girlfriend makes it -10/10
 

Good call, I miss a deduction.
11/23/2014 1:00:27 AM EDT
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11/23/2014 1:02:12 AM EDT
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Second response nails it.
11/23/2014 1:02:41 AM EDT
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Muzzle direction is a fail. Mags are empty both guns were cleared and cleaned. I'm left handed so utensil placement is correct for me. The meat rested for 10 minutes. It was plenty juicy.





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You're not helping your case AT ALL. Lots of people get shot every year with unloaded guns. So if you place a loaded gun on a table first it's OK for your GF to then set down without you saying something or moving them.



Disaste waiting to happen all over this.





 
11/23/2014 1:02:48 AM EDT
[#44]
Dog Pile. 0/10
11/23/2014 1:05:25 AM EDT
[#45]
10/10 to the lady for not punching OP in the throat.

Or maybe it should be 0/10. She should have.
11/23/2014 1:06:45 AM EDT
[#46]
14er Troll thread.  Ban him!
11/23/2014 1:07:27 AM EDT
[#47]
I don't know if it can get any worse.
11/23/2014 1:15:24 AM EDT
[#48]
Bunch of silliness in here. It's an inanimate object. It's not like they just "go off" all on their own.

I wonder how any of you actually shop for guns. All those pistols in the case, pointing at the customers (or the staff, depending on orientation).

That said .... Meat looks good, sides are sub-optimal. 6/10.
11/23/2014 1:17:45 AM EDT
[#49]
Inspiration for your gun light?

11/23/2014 1:18:07 AM EDT
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Bunch of silliness in here. It's an inanimate object. It's not like they just "go off" all on their own.

I wonder how any of you actually shop for guns. All those pistols in the case, pointing at the customers (or the staff, depending on orientation).

That said .... Meat looks good, sides are sub-optimal. 6/10.
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So a gun in a display case is the same thing as a gun right next to a fork that the OP is about to use to eat food?  Gotcha
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