Posted: 6/4/2005 7:11:25 PM EDT
I have had it up to my eyeballs! We moved into our new house five months ago. Soon after moving in, we noticed a smell of sh!t at the front door, but we can't find the poop. A few days go by and I see two cats walking onto my driveway at about midnight. So, I kept an eye on them for about ten minutes, one jumps onto my new trucks hood , the other walks behind my shrubs, which is under the window I'm peeking out. He starts squating and takes a dump, then covers it up! Thats why I have not been able to find it. A few more days go by, I go out to my garage and find a damn cat IN my garage ON my other truck! Over the months this is happening, we see these same cats(FOUR) going in and out of my neighbors garage accross the street. They leave the garage door open about a foot 24/7. In talking with other neighbors, EVERYONE is pissed off because the cats are doing the same to there property, but nobody has done anything about it! So, I take it upon myself to head over to there house, as I pass there driveway I notice Kerry/Edwards bumper stickers  on there cars. I knock on the door and I'm met with a Rosie O'Donnell look alike. I tell her whats going on and she said she will take care of it. Two weeks go by and the same sh!t is going on, so I go back over to the house and I'm met by this big goofy looking guy. I tell him that I told his wife what was going on and she would take care of it, he tells me they don't own any cats!! I refer him to the open garage door and tell him I see four cats walking in and out. He tells me he does not know what I'm talking about!!Now I call animal control, they send out a guy who puts a notice on there door, basically stating local codes about animal control. Again nothing happens and they come out a second time and leave another notice on the door because there was no answer. Another week goes by, cats still roaming. I call animal control, they tell me come pick up an animal trap. I set the trap with some tuna fish and bingo, caught a cat. The next morning took him to animal control. I set the trap again and catch another cat, bring him into animal control. I set the trap again for the next four nights, but no catch. I returned the trap because after two weeks it must be returned. Tonight, I see a cat taking another dump behind my shrubs and look over to the right and see another cat on my driveway, it's the same damn cats I caught !!! They got them back from animal control! I'm so pissed off right now, I gotta calm down, cause I'll ring this guys neck!No problem, I'll get the trap again, only they are NOT making it back to animal control, they'll be gator bait. No more mister nice guy. This is the mad crapper:  |
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I truly, truly do despise cats. There is one doing the mad-crapper thing at my house right now, and I regularly pelt it with my Crossman, 2 pumps. It has not gotten the message, and continues to come around, but maybe this is good, as I get to shoot it more often. Damned cats. |
Your right, I'm not blaming the cat, nor would I hurt it. But, since the owner is not taking responsiblity and is even a chicken sh!t coward for not fessing up that it's his cats, I have to take matters into my own hands. I'm not going to live with smelling cat sh!t everytime I open my door and I'm not going to live with cats scatching my $30G trucks. Four times I did the right thing, even though he was a scumbag coward and now the cats are back. I'm not going to continue this cycle of dropping the cats off and him picking them up, ridiculas! They just won't make it to the pound, I'll drop them off somewhere. |
 Umm, no. I have gone through enough with this mess. I spent about sixty dollars in gas and tolls to take them to the last shelter, plus my time. There is no "no-kill" shelter around here, and I'm not driving to east butt fVck to do it. Like I said, I don't want to hurt these cats, but I'm also done going out of my way for them. I'm done! |
I hear if you build a big enough trebuchet you can transport them to the next county rather easily. Works on any subsequent cats the idiots get too. |
