Posted: 5/7/2011 11:04:47 AM EDT
How much does it cost you to go get laid? 
Last lady I was seeing lives on the far side of a toll booth... $4.45 per pop. So $8.90 + ~60 miles round trip = ~$21 Current lady lives 50 miles away. 100 mile round trip = about 5 gallons, so about the same, maybe a little less. Unlike the previous one, this one comes to me as often as I go to her. The fact that I'd driven out three times with no reciprocity was one of the factors in ending that deal. |