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8/20/2007 10:57:18 PM EDT
As some of you know, sometimes I start thought provoking threads, and sometimes not.

Tonight's question:

Do you have a certain direction you put the crapper paper on the dispenser?

Myself, I have it facing tail out/down for horizontal rollers, and with tail towards the front of the commode for vertical dispensers.

On a side not, does your SO put it that way, also?  I am lucky if my wife replaces the roll at all.  If she does, it is usually the wrong way, and I change it when I see it.

Ok, I know I am OCD.  Anyone else?  
8/20/2007 10:59:09 PM EDT
[#1]
my pet peave is when people put it in the wrong way tail hangs down on the outside!!!

+1 op
8/20/2007 10:59:46 PM EDT
[#2]
over the top.  Always over the top.  And I'm one of those assholes that will come and shit in your house, and change your TP to the way I like it, regardless of what way you have it on there.
8/20/2007 11:00:48 PM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:
over the top.  Always over the top.  And I'm one of those assholes that will come and shit in your house, and change your TP to the way I like it, regardless of what way you have it on there.


HAHAHAHA!!
8/20/2007 11:01:37 PM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
my pet peave is when people put it in the wrong way tail hangs down on the outside!!!

+1 op


Tail is supposed to be out, dude!  

8/20/2007 11:02:08 PM EDT
[#5]
There is only one way.
Over the top.

Colonel Hurtz
8/20/2007 11:03:14 PM EDT
[#6]
Ok, we need a poll... (hope this isn't another chili thread).
8/20/2007 11:05:28 PM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:
over the top.  Always over the top.  And I'm one of those assholes that will come and shit in your house, and change your TP to the way I like it, regardless of what way you have it on there.


Me too!

8/20/2007 11:05:51 PM EDT
[#8]
double tap
8/20/2007 11:10:01 PM EDT
[#9]
Tail over top is the only right way. Upside down and backwards is throne dyslexia, and you deserve to crap down the back of your pants.
8/20/2007 11:10:59 PM EDT
[#10]
Problem Solved

8/20/2007 11:14:37 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
Problem Solved



THAT ROCKS!!!
8/20/2007 11:28:46 PM EDT
[#12]
Toilet paper?  I just use my fingers to scoop it out.


Sometimes I draw smiley faces on the wall.
8/20/2007 11:37:52 PM EDT
[#13]
Over the top.  Is there any other way?
8/21/2007 12:03:42 AM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
Over the top.  Is there any other way?


Yes... the wrong one.
8/21/2007 12:04:37 AM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
Toilet paper?  I just use my fingers to scoop it out.


Sometimes I draw smiley faces on the wall.



That's how they do it in Europe!
8/21/2007 12:10:35 AM EDT
[#16]
I have no idea.  I have never paid attention.  I would think this was a joke thread if it wasn't for the fact it's been duped a few times.

I still don't know why anyone would even care.  
8/21/2007 12:16:56 AM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
I have no idea.  I have never paid attention.  I would think this was a joke thread if it wasn't for the fact it's been duped a few times.

I still don't know why anyone would even care.  


Maybe because some people have a sense of humor and think of silly crap in the middle of the night.  Shocking that other people MIGHT think of the same things, aint it...

We can't all be like you think is normal...

8/21/2007 12:33:12 AM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I have no idea.  I have never paid attention.  I would think this was a joke thread if it wasn't for the fact it's been duped a few times.

I still don't know why anyone would even care.  


Maybe because some people have a sense of humor and think of silly crap in the middle of the night.  Shocking that other people MIGHT think of the same things, aint it...

We can't all be like you think is normal...



If you think all of the people responding to the threads discussing this topic are joking then your perception is seriously flawed.
8/21/2007 12:34:57 AM EDT
[#19]
I live in a small apartment. The little nook where the shitter spends its days is too damned small, so my leg pushes into the toilet paper when it's on the dispenser. So, I put it on the counter next to my roommates sink

ETA: Wait, you people shit INSIDE!? How can I get in on this deal!?
8/21/2007 12:38:03 AM EDT
[#20]
I broke up with a girl for putting the roll the wrong way. No matter how nicely I asked for it to be done over the top she would put it backwards. I dont need that kinda hassle!
8/21/2007 12:40:09 AM EDT
[#21]
Why can't I fall asleep?  
8/21/2007 6:17:08 AM EDT
[#22]
This has came up before.  It goes over the top, like it's supposed to be.
8/21/2007 7:17:22 AM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:
I broke up with a girl for putting the roll the wrong way. No matter how nicely I asked for it to be done over the top she would put it backwards. I dont need that kinda hassle!


 
8/21/2007 7:18:46 AM EDT
[#24]
Over the top!
8/24/2007 11:18:18 PM EDT
[#25]
8/24/2007 11:24:19 PM EDT
[#26]
It goes overhand. I'm not a fuckin' communist.
8/24/2007 11:27:38 PM EDT
[#27]
Uh...

I get back home for a day and a half, log on to arf...and the first thing I see is "Which way do you hang a toilet paper roll...?"

You guys!!

BTW: The proper way to hang it, is to have the paper over the top. You are welcome.



8/25/2007 12:02:07 AM EDT
[#28]
Always over the top.

Why?  Because then I can give it a good downwards wack and spin about 20 feet of it off for use.  Sometimes you just need a little overkill.
8/25/2007 1:51:12 AM EDT
[#29]


What next? Let me guess proper paper cofiguration while wiping. 1.rolled around the hand. 2.stacked with all the ends even. or 3.pulled off and wadded like a homecoming mum (ridges clean better) or finally 4. Paper?





I know, I know, safeways1217 is leaving unassisted.
<--------------------------------------------------------sw1217

--------------------> OVER THE TOP!
<------------------------------sw1217
8/25/2007 2:01:06 AM EDT
[#30]
For those fellas that swap the roll around at other peoples houses: the next time that you have a guest over that leaves those heavy duty skid marks in the toilet bowl, you will know why.


I leave the roll on the edge of the tub and let the loose end fall where it may.

8/25/2007 2:07:22 AM EDT
[#31]
Does anyone here or in past threads on the topic ever advocate the underhand mount?

Over the top is obviously the right answer, and yes I also switch the tp to the appropriate orientation wherever I make poo...btw that tilt-a-roll thing is sweet as hell...
8/25/2007 2:16:50 AM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:
Always over the top.

Why?  Because then I can give it a good downwards wack and spin about 20 feet of it off for use.  Sometimes you just need a little overkill.


Exactly.
8/26/2007 1:22:47 AM EDT
[#33]
BTT