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7/17/2015 1:15:31 PM EDT
Has arfcom seen El Chapo?
7/17/2015 1:19:03 PM EDT
[#1]
I'm think he may be a luchador now.

7/17/2015 1:22:08 PM EDT
[#2]
He is probably in meetings discussing new routes, territories, and profit sharing with the DEA/CIA/BATFE and Border Patrol.
7/17/2015 1:22:45 PM EDT
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7/17/2015 1:26:13 PM EDT
[#4]

I thought I saw him about 10 times the other day when I was running errands in San Antonio
Still waiting on a call back from the Mexican Consulate on whether I will be getting the 3.8 mil reward

7/17/2015 1:26:35 PM EDT
[#5]
I just saw something about some documentary film maker went to Mexico and is on the hunt to find him to interview him. I don't think that's going to work out for him.

 
7/17/2015 1:27:04 PM EDT
[#6]
He is working contentedly at a taco truck in Muscatine Iowa.

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7/17/2015 1:27:55 PM EDT
[#7]
He is in southern Texas, no one will ever find him.
7/17/2015 1:28:18 PM EDT
[#8]
He hasn't been seen because he's wearing a mask.

7/17/2015 2:16:41 PM EDT
[#9]
In the bowling alley at the White House basement enjoying a cervaza would be my guess....
7/17/2015 2:17:52 PM EDT
[#10]
Is he related to El Chupacabra?
7/17/2015 2:20:31 PM EDT
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7/17/2015 2:21:14 PM EDT
[#12]
I saw him just yesterday.  He was at a restaurant in Boise eating lunch with Elvis, Tupac, and Donald Trump.

7/17/2015 2:21:36 PM EDT
[#13]
Last seen acquiring a plethora of piƱatas.
7/17/2015 2:25:56 PM EDT
[#14]
One of his wives gave birth two twins at the Antelope Valley Hospital in Southern California a while ago.

She waited in a nearby residence for a few months before giving birth, and paid in bags of cash.

The spaces for ā€œName of Fatherā€ are blank. But the L.A. County birth certificates list the mother, who happens to be the young wife of one of history’s biggest and most sought-after drug lords, Joaquin ā€œEl Chapoā€ Guzman.

Emma Coronel traveled to Southern California in mid-July, and on Aug. 15 gave birth to twin girls at Antelope Valley Hospital in Lancaster, according to birth records and a senior U.S. law enforcement official.

Turns out Coronel, a 22-year-old former beauty queen, holds U.S. citizenship, which entitles her to travel freely to the U.S. and to use its hospitals. By being born to a U.S. citizen, not to mention in California, her little girls now also have U.S. citizenship.
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El Chapo's Wife Gives Birth to Twins in So Cal
7/17/2015 2:26:09 PM EDT
[#15]
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EVIL PiƱatas!

MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!

7/17/2015 2:27:59 PM EDT
[#16]
He's neckdeep in some hookers and blow right now.
7/17/2015 2:29:07 PM EDT
[#17]
Upper NY state near the Canadian border ....................
7/17/2015 2:30:24 PM EDT
[#18]
EL Clapo is living in Mexico city
7/17/2015 2:43:50 PM EDT
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7/17/2015 2:57:42 PM EDT
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7/17/2015 3:04:12 PM EDT
[#21]
I hope he's never captured.
7/17/2015 3:07:07 PM EDT
[#22]
I saw a few chapos floating in toilet water at a restaurant last night.
7/17/2015 3:15:32 PM EDT
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"Jefe,what is a plethora"?
7/17/2015 3:19:14 PM EDT
[#24]
Quick, someone Photochop El Chapo's head on "Lootie's" body and replace the crate of Heinekens with a bundle of MJ.
7/17/2015 3:31:35 PM EDT
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Win
7/17/2015 3:34:58 PM EDT
[#26]
I think him + another guy cut my lawn every few weeks
7/17/2015 3:35:42 PM EDT
[#27]
hiding better then Osama
7/17/2015 3:42:27 PM EDT
[#28]
I think he took the chefs job at the whitehouse.