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Posted: 6/6/2023 7:01:33 AM EDT
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You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets.
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Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
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Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme power because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
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It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. |
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Quoted: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. Who are you, who is so wise in the ways of science? |
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What if the coconut is on a treadmill? How can it migrate now?
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Quoted: Are you suggesting that coconut's migrate? View Quote Got any spare apostrophes that you could donate to the grammar Nazis? |
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I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
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All I know is coconuts don't roll far from the tree.
but I digress.... |
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“I’m French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?”
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Quoted: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/11835/monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-she-tirn-2841871.gif View Quote You must tie her down onto a bed and spank her. |
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Quoted: It's not a question of where it grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios. A 5 ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut! View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: He could grip it by the husk. It's not a question of where it grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios. A 5 ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut! Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together? |
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Who would cross the bridge of death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
What is your name? |
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Explain how a sheep's bladder may be used to prevent earthquakes.
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We'll call it a draw, then.
Oh oh! I see! Running away, eh? Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off! |
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Well, now, Launcelot, Galahad, and I, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French by surprise – not only by surprise, but totally unarmed!
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How do you know he is a king. Because he’s not all covered in shit.
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I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
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Between our quests, we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable!
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