Warning

 

Close
Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Cancel Confirm
AR15.COM

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Are you normal? (Page 1 of 2)

Previous Page
/ 2
Next Page
2/11/2008 8:41:29 PM EDT
How many of you consider yourself normal?  Now I will go ahead and define normal as being ALL of the following:

1) Not on psych drugs
2) Not part of a militia
3) Not a RP supporter
4) Not a conspiracy buff
5) Not part of a racist-based movement.
6) Never use the term "southern pride"


Bonus points for:

1) Dont watch NASCAR
2) Dont watch WWE
3) Dont argue about Ford vs Chevy trucks
4) Believe Mccain, like it or not, is 100x better than Hillary or Obama
2/11/2008 8:42:11 PM EDT
[#1]
holy shit that's me, the bonus points too.
2/11/2008 8:42:45 PM EDT
[#2]
Abnormal

ETA: I fit all the criteria for being normal but I know I'm not.
2/11/2008 8:42:59 PM EDT
[#3]
yep thats me..
2/11/2008 8:43:01 PM EDT
[#4]
Popcorn deployed.
2/11/2008 8:43:01 PM EDT
[#5]
That's me, unless you count being a sworn reserve deputy as a " militia ".
2/11/2008 8:43:32 PM EDT
[#6]
No to all above


But I secretly dress up as Tom Jones
2/11/2008 8:44:30 PM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:
How many of you consider yourself normal?  Now I will go ahead and define normal as being ALL of the following:

1) Not on psych drugs
2) Not part of a militia
3) Not a RP supporter
4) Not a conspiracy buff
5) Not part of a racist-based movement.
6) Never use the term "southern pride"


Bonus points for:

1) Dont watch NASCAR
2) Dont watch WWE
3) Dont argue about Ford vs Chevy trucks
4) Believe Mccain, like it or not, is 100x better than Hillary or Obama


Damn! I was "normal" until I hit #4 in the bonus round.
2/11/2008 8:44:40 PM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
How many of you consider yourself normal?  Now I will go ahead and define normal as being ALL of the following:

1) Not on psych drugs
2) Not part of a militia
3) Not a RP supporter
4) Not a conspiracy buff
5) Not part of a racist-based movement.
6) Never use the term "southern pride"


Bonus points for:

1) Dont watch NASCAR
2) Dont watch WWE
3) Dont argue about Ford vs Chevy trucks
4) Believe Mccain, like it or not, is 100x better than Hillary or Obama


Uh, by that definition I'm normal.  Even bonus points normal.

I'd still say that 99% of the membership here doesn't think I'm normal.
2/11/2008 8:44:48 PM EDT
[#9]
There is no such thing as a "normal" person.

ETA: By your definition, I conform to all of your stipulations, 100%  
2/11/2008 8:45:03 PM EDT
[#10]
I've never once been accused of being normal, except by you.

-JTP
2/11/2008 8:45:26 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
How many of you consider yourself normal?  Now I will go ahead and define normal as being ALL of the following:

1) Not on psych drugs
2) Not part of a militia
3) Not a RP supporter
4) Not a conspiracy buff
5) Not part of a racist-based movement.
6) Never use the term "southern pride"


Bonus points for:

1) Dont watch NASCAR
2) Dont watch WWE
3) Dont argue about Ford vs Chevy trucks
4) Believe Mccain, like it or not, is 100x better than Hillary or Obama


I've used Southern Pride because I am proud to be a southern gentleman.

I watch Nascar.

I own all trucks Ford, Dodge and Chevy.

MCCain will be better.
2/11/2008 8:46:14 PM EDT
[#12]
7) Not grossly overweight and living with mom...

That removes like 90% of the people here...
2/11/2008 8:46:18 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
How many of you consider yourself normal?  Now I will go ahead and define normal as being ALL of the following:

1) Not on psych drugs  check
2) Not part of a militia  we are all the militia
3) Not a RP supporter  check
4) Not a conspiracy buff  check
5) Not part of a racist-based movement.  check
6) Never use the term "southern pride"  check


Bonus points for:

1) Dont watch NASCAR  check
2) Dont watch WWE  check
3) Dont argue about Ford vs Chevy trucks  check
4) Believe Mccain, like it or not, is 100x better than Hillary or Obama  meh...check
2/11/2008 8:47:55 PM EDT
[#14]
Normal? Me? I doubt it. Even if I answered correctly to your list.
2/11/2008 8:48:49 PM EDT
[#15]
Every single one.  I feel SOOO validated!

EDIT:  Wait, I AM part of the militia!  I'm in the National Guard, and the democrats have taught me that they're the same thing!
2/11/2008 8:50:41 PM EDT
[#16]
Nope. Not even close to being normal.
2/11/2008 8:52:43 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
How many of you consider yourself normal?  Now I will go ahead and define normal as being ALL of the following:

1) Not on psych drugs check
2) Not part of a militia Read the Militia Act of 1792, every able bodied male between 18 and 45 is a member of the militia
3) Not a RP supporter meh
4) Not a conspiracy buff Trust is a weakness, never trust anyone
5) Not part of a racist-based movement. check
6) Never use the term "southern pride" ?


Bonus points for:

1) Dont watch NASCAR check
2) Dont watch WWE check
3) Dont argue about Ford vs Chevy trucks chevy
4) Believe Mccain, like it or not, is 100x better than Hillary or ObamaMcstain *might* be better than they are on some issues, but he's just as bad in other areas. It's a wash.
2/11/2008 8:55:09 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:
4) Not a conspiracy buff Trust is a weakness, never trust anyone


There's a difference between someone who questions things that have a valid point and someone who lives to question things no matter what.  "I think Hillary is a socialist" vs. "We didn't land on the moon!"
2/11/2008 8:55:49 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:

....

consider yourself

....




I like to be different,  set myself apart in certain aspects in life.

It allows me to further my well being and able to get things done.


:}

2/11/2008 8:56:48 PM EDT
[#20]
OH NO! I'm normal. I'm so confused now
2/11/2008 8:56:56 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:
How many of you consider yourself normal?  Now I will go ahead and define normal as being ALL of the following:

1) Not on psych drugs

Nope



2) Not part of a militia

Nope, Active military reserve, tho



3) Not a RP supporter

RP?!  I take that as "Remington Precision"? That ammo sucks!



4) Not a conspiracy buff

Nope



5) Not part of a racist-based movement.

Nope



6) Never use the term "southern pride"

Nope



Bonus points for:

1) Dont watch NASCAR

NASCAR sucks! (Flame suit on! )



2) Dont watch WWE

Uh, WWE sucks!



3) Dont argue about Ford vs Chevy trucks

Nope... Both sucks



4) Believe Mccain, like it or not, is 100x better than Hillary or Obama

Doesn't really concern me... I must veto this question.
2/11/2008 8:58:38 PM EDT
[#22]
Don't judge yourself to other people's standards. You'll never measure up.

That said, I'm pretty normal by your test, minus the RP thing.
2/11/2008 8:59:14 PM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:

Quoted:
How many of you consider yourself normal?  Now I will go ahead and define normal as being ALL of the following:

1) Not on psych drugs  check
2) Not part of a militia  we are all the militia
3) Not a RP supporter  check
4) Not a conspiracy buff  check
5) Not part of a racist-based movement.  check
6) Never use the term "southern pride"  check


Bonus points for:

1) Dont watch NASCAR  check
2) Dont watch WWE  check
3) Dont argue about Ford vs Chevy trucks  check
4) Believe Mccain, like it or not, is 100x better than Hillary or Obama  meh...check


sure, by those standards I'm normal...
2/11/2008 9:00:59 PM EDT
[#24]
I dont give a f%#k, I'm me.
2/11/2008 9:01:08 PM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:
How many of you consider yourself normal?  Now I will go ahead and define normal as being ALL of the following:



Me normal. Not on my best days.

1) Dont watch NASCAR : Whats wrong with watching NASCAR
2) Dont watch WWE : What! You don't watch WWE
3) Dont argue about Ford vs Chevy trucks. Well we all know Dodge makes a better truck.
4) Believe Mccain, like it or not, is 100x better than Hillary or Obama: All =



2/11/2008 9:03:12 PM EDT
[#26]
Not by a long shot..........
2/11/2008 9:05:54 PM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:
How many of you consider yourself normal?  Now I will go ahead and define normal as being ALL of the following:

1) Not on psych drugs
Just the ones I get from ol' Leroy down on the corner of 3rd and main.

2) Not part of a militia
I am the militia round these parts.

3) Not a RP supporter
Whats wrong with Remington ammo?  I been shootin Remington and Peters ammo fer years...

4) Not a conspiracy buff
Oswald was set up, the moon landing footage was shot in a warehouse in AZ, and Mylar is twice as good as tinfoil when making brain wave deflecting hats.

5) Not part of a racist-based movement.
Like WERA or AHRMA?  I like racin whats wrong with that?

6) Never use the term "southern pride"
It's a southern thang you wouldn't understand...

Bonus points for:

1) Dont watch NASCAR
Not since them durn Yankee's took it over and moved the Darlington race out to Komiefornia.  Rusty Wallace ain't drivin, I ain't watchin...

2) Dont watch WWE
Oh hell no, you don't watch wrasslin???  Ric Flair should be the govenor of NC.  Four Horseman, for life!!!  Woooooooooo!


3) Dont argue about Ford vs Chevy trucks
Dodge here buddy. (Ford) Found On Road Dead, and (Chevrolet) Can Hear Every Valve Rocker Or Lifter Every Time.

4) Believe Mccain, like it or not, is 100x better than Hillary or Obama
I believe Mccain is really Bill Clinton in disquise. He's wearin a mask, that is fer real.






2/11/2008 9:05:56 PM EDT
[#28]
Damn, the original post is chock full o' fail.

Your idea of "normal" well....isn't normal....

Basically what you said is that everyone NOT like you is abnormal.

no bias there....
2/11/2008 9:06:48 PM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:

Quoted:
4) Not a conspiracy buff Trust is a weakness, never trust anyone


There's a difference between someone who questions things that have a valid point and someone who lives to question things no matter what.  "I think Hillary is a socialist" vs. "We didn't land on the moon!"


My question would be "Were you there to witness it? If not, how can you say it happened?"


Note: I am not saying it didn't happen, I'm fairly certain it did. I am merely pointing out that there is almost always a legitimate question that can be asked.
2/11/2008 9:08:25 PM EDT
[#30]
I guess I am not normal for liking RP
2/11/2008 9:11:22 PM EDT
[#31]
This sums it up:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbLlCxK0pHY

2/11/2008 9:13:45 PM EDT
[#32]
I am a right wing extremist living on the fringe of society!
2/11/2008 9:14:27 PM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:
How many of you consider yourself normal?  Now I will go ahead and define normal as being ALL of the following:

1) Not on psych drugs
2) Not part of a militia
3) Not a RP supporter
4) Not a conspiracy buff
5) Not part of a racist-based movement.
6) Never use the term "southern pride"


Bonus points for:

1) Dont watch NASCAR
2) Dont watch WWE
3) Dont argue about Ford vs Chevy trucks
4) Believe Mccain, like it or not, is 100x better than Hillary or Obama




If that's normal, I'm it.
2/11/2008 9:15:07 PM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:
Damn, the original post is chock full o' fail.

Your idea of "normal" well....isn't normal....

Basically what you said is that everyone NOT like you is abnormal.

no bias there....


RELAX!

Its just a fun thread.  Of course I stacked the deck.

And when i said "part of a militia" I needed to specify it a bit better.  What I was thinking was the ultra contitutionalists, playing shtf drills in the forest.  The people take every single news story and spin it as evidence of the imminent collapse of America, and are stocking up on supplies to fight it.

National Guard people are of course militia, (ty guys btw) but they werent what i was thinking about when I was considering the stereotypical "militiaman"
2/11/2008 9:16:47 PM EDT
[#35]
height=8
Quoted:
I am a right wing extremist living on the fringe of society!
2/11/2008 9:17:54 PM EDT
[#36]
Normal?

Depends on the geographical location.
2/11/2008 9:33:22 PM EDT
[#37]
Im 100% Normal by your standards.
2/11/2008 9:37:21 PM EDT
[#38]
I consider myself and all citizens (and legal imigrants) as part of the milita.  So, by that critera, I am not normal by your standards, and neither should anyone else be.  Now if you clarify that the milita is those that dress-up in uniforms to practice combat and have ficticious rank and insignia, and who are not part of the National Guard as normal, then by that critera I'm normal.

Now there are a lot of other aspects about me that are not normal, in that less than 5% of the population exhibit similar behavioral traits.  While there are other traits in which I am well within the 68% normal part of the bell curve.

So, to truely answer the question am I normal, the answer is:

Yes, and No.
2/11/2008 10:01:57 PM EDT
[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Damn, the original post is chock full o' fail.

Your idea of "normal" well....isn't normal....

Basically what you said is that everyone NOT like you is abnormal.

no bias there....


RELAX!

Its just a fun thread.  Of course I stacked the deck.

And when i said "part of a militia" I needed to specify it a bit better.  What I was thinking was the ultra contitutionalists, playing shtf drills in the forest.  The people take every single news story and spin it as evidence of the imminent collapse of America, and are stocking up on supplies to fight it.

National Guard people are of course militia, (ty guys btw) but they werent what i was thinking about when I was considering the stereotypical "militiaman"


Again, Militia Act of 1792 FTW. The NG is NOT militia.
2/11/2008 10:04:02 PM EDT
[#40]

Quoted:
Normal?
i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj115/SO758/photo_07_hires.jpg
Depends on the geographical location.


The plane poop!  
2/11/2008 10:14:35 PM EDT
[#41]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Damn, the original post is chock full o' fail.

Your idea of "normal" well....isn't normal....

Basically what you said is that everyone NOT like you is abnormal.

no bias there....


RELAX!

Its just a fun thread.  Of course I stacked the deck.

And when i said "part of a militia" I needed to specify it a bit better.  What I was thinking was the ultra contitutionalists, playing shtf drills in the forest.  The people take every single news story and spin it as evidence of the imminent collapse of America, and are stocking up on supplies to fight it.

National Guard people are of course militia, (ty guys btw) but they werent what i was thinking about when I was considering the stereotypical "militiaman"


Again, Militia Act of 1792 FTW. The NG is NOT militia.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_National_Guard
2/11/2008 10:19:59 PM EDT
[#42]

Quoted:
How many of you consider yourself normal?  Now I will go ahead and define normal as being ALL of the following:

1) Not on psych drugs
2) Not part of a militia
3) Not a RP supporter
4) Not a conspiracy buff
5) Not part of a racist-based movement.
6) Never use the term "southern pride"


Bonus points for:

1) Dont watch NASCAR
2) Dont watch WWE
3) Dont argue about Ford vs Chevy trucks
4) Believe Mccain, like it or not, is 100x better than Hillary or Obama


I have all that and the bonus points except at one point I thought Ron Paul was great, until I realized he is insane and made to look even more insane by most of his tinfoil hat wearing supporters.
2/11/2008 10:24:10 PM EDT
[#43]
yeah I fall into your specs you have in the org post
2/11/2008 10:29:06 PM EDT
[#44]
I was in EOD, most sane people don't think I am normal.
2/11/2008 10:31:11 PM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:
How many of you consider yourself normal?  Now I will go ahead and define normal as being ALL of the following:

1) Not on psych drugs.      Is caffeine a psych drug? If so, I'm doomed.
2) Not part of a militia.      Nope
3) Not a RP supporter        Nope
4) Not a conspiracy buff.    Even paranoids have enemies, don't they?
5) Not part of a racist-based movement.  Never.
6) Never use the term "southern pride".   Nope, not even when I lived in the South.


Bonus points for:

1) Dont watch NASCAR.     Once in a while but, I'm not a devote.
2) Dont watch WWE.         Nope.        
3) Dont argue about Ford vs Chevy trucks.    Damn, got me on this one.
4) Believe Mccain, like it or not, is 100x better than Hillary or Obama. Anybody but Hillary (and Obama, after today).




Not normal.  But, I knew that before I answered your questions.

2/11/2008 10:33:39 PM EDT
[#46]

Quoted:

Quoted:
How many of you consider yourself normal?  Now I will go ahead and define normal as being ALL of the following:

1) Not on psych drugs
2) Not part of a militia
3) Not a RP supporter
4) Not a conspiracy buff
5) Not part of a racist-based movement.
6) Never use the term "southern pride"


Bonus points for:

1) Dont watch NASCAR
2) Dont watch WWE
3) Dont argue about Ford vs Chevy trucks
4) Believe Mccain, like it or not, is 100x better than Hillary or Obama


Damn! I was "normal" until I hit #4 in the bonus round.


Same here.  I am from Arizona, however, and understand what kind of turncoat McCain is.
2/11/2008 11:03:06 PM EDT
[#47]
I check out on all that stuff except one, McCain is not much different than those other two douchebags.
2/11/2008 11:17:30 PM EDT
[#48]

Quoted:
holy shit that's me, the bonus points too.
+1
2/11/2008 11:20:13 PM EDT
[#49]
Yep, I'm normal
2/11/2008 11:24:29 PM EDT
[#50]
I like Ron Paul.
Previous Page
/ 2
Next Page

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Are you normal? (Page 1 of 2)