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4/18/2010 6:11:27 PM EDT
What's up with my nuts? This right testicle is hurtin like hell.  I would post pics but that's a COC violating...   I got a high hanger and a low banger meaning they hang almost diagonal in relation to each other and not level with on another. The high hanger will get really sore when I walk around and has for a lil while now and I noticed it starting hurting tonight right after I carred some heavy boxes. I haven't taken any nutshots recently but this just sucks...   think it might be a hernia or what?
 
4/18/2010 6:12:37 PM EDT
[#1]
Rub some Ben-Gay on your sack and report back.
4/18/2010 6:20:29 PM EDT
[#2]

Two things-

1. Is your girlfriend busting them?
2. How old are you?  

Feel around it good and make sure there's no lumps.
4/18/2010 6:21:45 PM EDT
[#3]
One of the possibilities is that you have a case of testicular torsion. In which case the affected nut is 'withering on the vine', so to speak.


Honestly, I'd make a trip to the ER. It could 'just' be a hernia, but I wouldn't take that chance.



ETA: And by 'go to the ER' I mean log off ARFCOM RIGHT NOW and drive or get someone to take you, because if you do have testicular torsion, the survival rate of the affected testicle goes down drastically over time.

4/18/2010 6:23:15 PM EDT
[#4]
Dibs on this.




4/18/2010 6:23:24 PM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
One of the possibilities is that you have a case of testicular torsion. In which case the affected nut is 'withering on the vine', so to speak.
Honestly, I'd make a trip to the ER. It could 'just' be a hernia, but I wouldn't take that chance.


This.

I don't think you need to run to the ER, but at least see your regular doctor ASAP.

Strangulated testicle is nothing to fool with.

4/18/2010 6:25:52 PM EDT
[#6]



Quoted:



Quoted:

One of the possibilities is that you have a case of testicular torsion. In which case the affected nut is 'withering on the vine', so to speak.

Honestly, I'd make a trip to the ER. It could 'just' be a hernia, but I wouldn't take that chance.




This.



I don't think you need to run to the ER, but at least see your regular doctor ASAP.



Strangulated testicle is nothing to fool with.



If it IS torsion, he needs to go RIGHT now:



A salvage rate of 90-100% is found in patients who undergo detorsion
within 6 hours of pain; the viability rate fell to between 20% and
50% after 12 hours; and 0 to 10% viability if detorsion is delayed
greater than 24 hours.






 
4/18/2010 6:27:54 PM EDT
[#7]
Non-negotiable rule of life #1 - If there is something wrong with your junk, go to the fucking doctor.
4/18/2010 6:29:32 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
One of the possibilities is that you have a case of testicular torsion. In which case the affected nut is 'withering on the vine', so to speak.
Honestly, I'd make a trip to the ER. It could 'just' be a hernia, but I wouldn't take that chance.

ETA: And by 'go to the ER' I mean log off ARFCOM RIGHT NOW and drive or get someone to take you, because if you do have testicular torsion, the survival rate of the affected testicle goes down drastically over time.


What Zoot said.
You don't want to loose one of your nizuts or worse.
4/18/2010 6:29:53 PM EDT
[#9]
I got some blown disks in my back particularly the S1 and it feels like i get kicked in the right nut a few dozen times a day. Hopefully you didn't blow a disk when you lifted the box. I would get it checked for sure.

 
4/18/2010 6:41:25 PM EDT
[#10]

It's rare and I've only heard of it accompanying trauma, but like others have said, best to play it safe.

Just a warning, they're going to check this.
4/18/2010 6:42:25 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
Rub some Ben-Gay on your sack and report back.


That's fuckin mean, man.
4/18/2010 6:46:39 PM EDT
[#12]
blueballs?
4/18/2010 6:48:29 PM EDT
[#13]
crabs

on the right side.

here's what you do.  shave the left side.  bare as a baby's ass.  and then, take some lighter fluid, spray it on the hair you still have on the right side.  get a bic lighter and an ice pick.  light the fluid on the hair you have left.  When the crabs run from the burning side to the bald side that's not on fire, stab the little bastards with the ice pick.

You can thank me later

TXL
4/18/2010 6:50:35 PM EDT
[#14]
Most common medical cause of nut pain

4/18/2010 7:13:11 PM EDT
[#15]




He's got the JACK!!!!

lol

TXL
4/18/2010 7:16:36 PM EDT
[#16]



Quoted:


Non-negotiable rule of life #1 - If there is something wrong with your junk, go to the fucking doctor.


Yea.  This man speaks the truth.



 
4/18/2010 7:18:13 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:
One of the possibilities is that you have a case of testicular torsion. In which case the affected nut is 'withering on the vine', so to speak.
Honestly, I'd make a trip to the ER. It could 'just' be a hernia, but I wouldn't take that chance.


This.

I don't think you need to run to the ER, but at least see your regular doctor ASAP.

Strangulated testicle is nothing to fool with.

If it IS torsion, he needs to go RIGHT now:

A salvage rate of 90-100% is found in patients who undergo detorsionwithin 6 hours of pain; the viability rate fell to between 20% and50% after 12 hours; and 0 to 10% viability if detorsion is delayedgreater than 24 hours.


 


See?  I was WAY wrong on this.

That is why you should NEVER take free medical advice from me.

4/18/2010 7:24:11 PM EDT
[#18]


I had that a few years back. The swelling was ridiculous and the pain was horrible. A shot of Rocephin and I was good in a few days.

Either way. ER. Now.  They won't make you wait and you'll get an ultrasound of your bag.
4/18/2010 8:19:31 PM EDT
[#19]





you did call it dude, I'll put your name down for it....    lol

 



btw, 27 years old...  
4/18/2010 8:21:48 PM EDT
[#20]
AAR?

Are you now talking a few octaves higher or???
4/18/2010 8:22:41 PM EDT
[#21]



Quoted:



Quoted:

Rub some Ben-Gay on your sack and report back.




That's fuckin mean, man.



the seniors on my college basketball team already got me on that one as a freshmen...  lol    then told us after it stopped burning you had to shower up...  lol





 
4/18/2010 9:05:07 PM EDT
[#22]
Another potential problem is a varicocele, the classic medical definition is it feels like a "bunch of spaghetti" in your scrotum. It is caused by a blocked vein which backs blood up into the testicle and makes it feel large and achy. Surgically treatable.
4/19/2010 11:11:49 AM EDT
[#23]
Ok I got a doctor appointment set up for May 10th, hopefully its not a major ordeal and I can keep both nuts...  
4/19/2010 11:26:51 AM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
Ok I got a doctor appointment set up for May 10th, hopefully its not a major ordeal and I can keep both nuts...  


MAY 10th? Jesus H Christ if something was wrong with my nuts I aint waiting a fucking month to go see a doc about my cock.
4/19/2010 11:44:42 AM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Ok I got a doctor appointment set up for May 10th, hopefully its not a major ordeal and I can keep both nuts...  


MAY 10th? Jesus H Christ if something was wrong with my nuts I aint waiting a fucking month to go see a doc about my cock.


With Obama care you fucking will.  And you will fucking like it.

TXL
4/19/2010 11:57:50 AM EDT
[#26]





Probably this.  Get it checked out now to save yourself some pain.  If you let it go your nut is going to swell up  and hurt like hell.



 
4/19/2010 11:58:54 AM EDT
[#27]
I thought torsion caused an insane amount of pain.
4/19/2010 12:02:31 PM EDT
[#28]
Dude.  It's the one part of your body that you will not get your man card pulled for going to the doctor immediately about it.  GO.
4/19/2010 12:16:08 PM EDT
[#29]
Hi and Low is normal.  You might have pulled a muscle in your tummy .

Mine hurt when my sacroilliac joint was out of place.

Go to the ER in case of torsion.
4/19/2010 6:51:30 PM EDT
[#30]



Quoted:


Ok I got a doctor appointment set up for May 10th, hopefully its not a major ordeal and I can keep both nuts...  


May 10th?  Dude are you into cock and ball torture and you just don't want to admit it in the forum?

 



In before the OP's balls do this:





4/21/2010 7:47:24 PM EDT
[#31]
Bump for update.  Has the nut fallen off yet?  Has OP realized he was an idiot and should have gone to the ER immediately?  Inquiring minds want to know!