[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Arfcomtopia inside. (Page 1 of 3)
Posted: 3/30/2013 2:08:10 PM EDT
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Accidental and I have found the Lost Dutchman's Gold Mine. With our findings we have negotiated a deal to purchase Arfcomtopia (see map below). We arm wrestled the Mexicans for the land to the Gulf of Kalifornia.
What is our first order of business? What does our flag look like? How do we secure our borders? What do we do with our new waterfront territory? Do we force all sammich makers to wear bras made of bacon? 
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Merge with Texas and then invade New Mexico and run off all the liberals. So much win. Dude, why stop there? Link up with the freedom loving people of UT! Also, there's a lot of sweet real estate to the west. Let's march on SoCal and sweep all of the Lefty scum into the ocean. As far as securing the boarders, that's easy. Chitty - chitty Bang Bang, bitches. |
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The wife and I do a lot of backpacking and hiking in that area. Love it there when the season is right. Do to unfortunate circumstances, we own a home in Apache Junction due to her mom dying this past year.  Sorry for your loss.
My father's friend had a place in AJ, little horse ranch. He built himself a shooting range in his basement, that was pretty cool. |
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Annex Las Vegas. The income would pay for everything else. won't need to, as Attorney General, I proclaim gambling is now legalized BOOM! That JUST happened! Also we are luring the porn industry out of freedom hating California now that we have an awesomer ocean 
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Merge with Texas and then invade New Mexico and run off all the liberals. So much win. Dude, why stop there? Link up with the freedom loving people of UT! Also, there's a lot of sweet real estate to the west. Let's march on SoCal and sweep all of the Lefty scum into the ocean. As far as securing the boarders, that's easy. Chitty - chitty Bang Bang, bitches. There's quite a few of us already livin' behind enemy lines. An insurgency here would be so ...gratifying. 
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Quoted: Quoted: Gotta start digging a moat. No need, we're gonna build a fence of these http://i1210.photobucket.com/albums/cc403/AccidentalG/Home/phalanx_h.jpg to protect our citizens, supported by so many Reaper drones they could blot out the sun! Reaper's FTW. |
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Gotta start digging a moat. No need, we're gonna build a fence of these http://i1210.photobucket.com/albums/cc403/AccidentalG/Home/phalanx_h.jpg to protect our citizens, supported by so many Reaper drones they could blot out the sun! Reaper's FTW. Reapers are made in San Diego, Kalibanistan. They would be bombing Arfcomtopia. |
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I'd post a picture of our flag, but I think the CoC frowns on pictures of a flabby arm smashing in the side of an atheist gay female liberal's head with a gigantic pink rubber horse dong. Where do I buy this? ETA: Oh, and IN. I have $87.87 and 35,000 primers for the cause. |
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Gotta start digging a moat. No need, we're gonna build a fence of these http://i1210.photobucket.com/albums/cc403/AccidentalG/Home/phalanx_h.jpg to protect our citizens, supported by so many Reaper drones they could blot out the sun! In! Before n00bs are sentenced to reload duty
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