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6/10/2008 9:30:07 PM EDT
Love the stuff, had a bunch with dinner this evening.  My piss smells horrible though..  I read this is caused by some genetic thing...
6/10/2008 9:31:38 PM EDT
[#1]
Sulphur compounds created from metabolism
6/10/2008 9:32:44 PM EDT
[#2]


Even with cheese sauce all over them I still can't stomach asparagus.


6/10/2008 9:33:33 PM EDT
[#3]
Good stuff.  Just don't sniff your piss and you'll be fine.
6/10/2008 9:34:40 PM EDT
[#4]
Love the stuff, always have
(never noticed any "smell")
6/10/2008 9:35:22 PM EDT
[#5]
The really interesting thing is that not only is metabolizing the sulfur compounds genetic, but the ability to smell it is as well.

Some people make the odor, some can smell the odor, but it's not always the same people.

You can make it and not smell it, smell it and not make it, make it AND smell it, or not make it or smell it.

Weird.
6/10/2008 9:36:36 PM EDT
[#6]
Is NOT genetic, except the ability to smell it is.

Yes, it is sulfur containing CHEMICALS the evil agri-industrial complex injects into asparagus to make your pee smell.

(parts above are conspiracy hyperbole I used as a lure in fishing for comspiracy nuts)
6/10/2008 9:37:02 PM EDT
[#7]
The deliciousness of asparagus is matched only by the vile stench it creates in urine.
6/10/2008 9:38:08 PM EDT
[#8]
Make some fresh Hollandaise for it.
6/10/2008 9:38:22 PM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
Love the stuff, always have
(never noticed any "smell")


Same
6/10/2008 9:39:55 PM EDT
[#10]
I am always proud of my stinky asparagus pee.
6/10/2008 9:43:43 PM EDT
[#11]
if you know you are getting pee tested, eat a boatload of asparagus
6/10/2008 9:45:04 PM EDT
[#12]

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I am always proud of my stinky asparagus pee.


+1 million! ...................... and my black licorice shit!
6/10/2008 9:46:46 PM EDT
[#13]
I am able to not only make the stinky pee, but smell it as well.
6/10/2008 9:51:49 PM EDT
[#14]
One of the (very) few vegetables that I like.


And yeah... it makes your piss rank.


(The worst is when you forget you ate it... and the stench gets you by surprise. Ugh.)
6/10/2008 9:57:42 PM EDT
[#15]
Worst vegetable EVER...
6/10/2008 9:58:00 PM EDT
[#16]
Make me want to go down to Montana go pick some wild ones that grow on the ranch on my grandma's side of the family. Love to eat them steamed. Picked them as a small kid with her.
6/10/2008 9:58:52 PM EDT
[#17]

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Worst vegetable EVER...


Never had brussel sprouts, eh?
6/10/2008 10:00:18 PM EDT
[#18]

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Worst vegetable EVER...


Never had brussel sprouts, eh?


Brussels Sprouts are freaking AWESOME!
6/10/2008 10:00:30 PM EDT
[#19]
Fresh asparagus is fucking awesome!

If you've only eaten that shit in a can some people call asparagus, you owe it to yourself to eat some of the fresh stuff.
6/10/2008 10:03:15 PM EDT
[#20]

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Worst vegetable EVER...


Never had brussel sprouts, eh?


Brussels Sprouts are freaking AWESOME!


Yech
6/10/2008 10:05:53 PM EDT
[#21]

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Worst vegetable EVER...


Never had brussel sprouts, eh?


Brussels Sprouts are freaking AWESOME!


Brussels sprouts are good stuff.
6/10/2008 10:07:03 PM EDT
[#22]
Brussle sprouts good. My kids and i eat a lot of greens. Thats the way i grew up.
6/10/2008 10:13:09 PM EDT
[#23]
Love the stuff also. Steamed is good. Baked in an oiled dish, wrapped in bacon. Fry the bacon to just before it starts to get crisp.
6/10/2008 10:14:40 PM EDT
[#24]

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Worst vegetable EVER...


Never had brussel sprouts, eh?



Most people think certain foods are bad because they had parents, family, whatever that couldn't cook worth a crap...  

What you need to do is get fresh brussel sprouts:

1.  Take the outer leaves/ funk if any off
2.  Cut in half
3.  Heat butter in skillet
4.  Add a couple minced shallots (onion will work) and cook for a little
5.  Add brussel sprouts
6.  Squeeze a little fresh lemon over them and grind some black pepper too.
7.  You want them bright green, not the color of canned peas.  They should be tender, but  not soggy.

Enjoy.
6/10/2008 10:15:43 PM EDT
[#25]

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Worst vegetable EVER...


Never had brussel sprouts, eh?



Most people think certain foods are bad because they had parents, family, whatever that couldn't cook worth a crap...  

What you need to do is get fresh brussel sprouts:

1.  Take the outer leaves/ funk if any off
2.  Cut in half
3.  Heat butter in skillet
4.  Add a couple minced shallots (onion will work) and cook for a little
5.  Add brussel sprouts
6.  Squeeze a little fresh lemon over them and grind some black pepper too.
7.  You want them bright green, not the color of canned peas.  They should be tender, but  not soggy.

Enjoy.


6/10/2008 10:17:05 PM EDT
[#26]
I love Asparagus and I especially love the way it makes my pee smell.

Same with Coffee and Super Golden Crisp...
6/10/2008 10:17:33 PM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:

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Worst vegetable EVER...


Never had brussel sprouts, eh?


Gee, all the veggie haters.  Brussels sprouts are my FAVORITE.
6/10/2008 10:20:02 PM EDT
[#28]

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Most people think certain foods are bad because they had parents, family, whatever that couldn't cook worth a crap...  


This is truth.  I never liked the vegetables my mother cooked when I was a kid, because all she knows is the old balls, Southern-style, smothered to death way to cook them.  Vegetables should have texture and color, not be cooked into a mushy mess.  Canned vegetables suck, too.
6/10/2008 10:21:11 PM EDT
[#29]

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Fresh asparagus is fucking awesome!

If you've only eaten that shit in a can some people call asparagus, you owe it to yourself to eat some of the fresh stuff.


Try GROWING IT! Annual crop.  Once you have it, you have it for life.  In the spring when the sprouts come out, cover them with sand-free humus.  Leaf mold is good.  Do it DAILY, the sprouts will push up.  Keep them covered until they are 10" long, then uncover and let "green" for a few days, then harvest.  Some people use cans to protect from light but they can curl.  

All of mine are harvested and consumed.
6/10/2008 10:23:57 PM EDT
[#30]

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Worst vegetable EVER...


Never had brussel sprouts, eh?


Gee, all the veggie haters.  Brussels sprouts are my FAVORITE.


Love veggies, hate brussel sprouts, I think they taste awful
6/10/2008 10:25:26 PM EDT
[#31]

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Most people think certain foods are bad because they had parents, family, whatever that couldn't cook worth a crap...  


I'm a pretty good cook, and I still hate them
6/10/2008 10:27:06 PM EDT
[#32]

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Most people think certain foods are bad because they had parents, family, whatever that couldn't cook worth a crap...  


This is truth.  I never liked the vegetables my mother cooked when I was a kid, because all she knows is the old balls, Southern-style, smothered to death way to cook them.  Vegetables should have texture and color, not be cooked into a mushy mess.  Canned vegetables suck, too.


Cooked right, all vegetables are great.  The ONLY canned vegetables that pass muster are sauerkraut, HARD beans (not green) and corn.

I steam Brussels sprouts in a garlic sautee with a bit of white wine.  Just heat a tablespoon of butter, add a teaspoon of minced garlic, sautee for 30-45 seconds, add sprouts and 1/4 cup of white wine.  Any white wine.  Cover and steam for 5 minutes.
6/10/2008 10:41:11 PM EDT
[#33]

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Most people think certain foods are bad because they had parents, family, whatever that couldn't cook worth a crap...  


This is truth.  I never liked the vegetables my mother cooked when I was a kid, because all she knows is the old balls, Southern-style, smothered to death way to cook them.  Vegetables should have texture and color, not be cooked into a mushy mess.  Canned vegetables suck, too.


Cooked right, all vegetables are great.  


That was my point.  I love them now, because I know how to cook them properly.
6/10/2008 10:43:14 PM EDT
[#34]

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Most people think certain foods are bad because they had parents, family, whatever that couldn't cook worth a crap...  


This is truth.  I never liked the vegetables my mother cooked when I was a kid, because all she knows is the old balls, Southern-style, smothered to death way to cook them.  Vegetables should have texture and color, not be cooked into a mushy mess.  Canned vegetables suck, too.


Cooked right, all vegetables are great.  


That was my point.  I love them now, because I know how to cook them properly.


Vegetarianism is in your future.
6/10/2008 10:47:16 PM EDT
[#35]

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Most people think certain foods are bad because they had parents, family, whatever that couldn't cook worth a crap...  


This is truth.  I never liked the vegetables my mother cooked when I was a kid, because all she knows is the old balls, Southern-style, smothered to death way to cook them.  Vegetables should have texture and color, not be cooked into a mushy mess.  Canned vegetables suck, too.


Cooked right, all vegetables are great.  


That was my point.  I love them now, because I know how to cook them properly.


Vegetarianism is in your future.


Not me.  I used to be a vegetarian.  Then I got my diploma and could afford real meat.
6/10/2008 10:48:26 PM EDT
[#36]
Asparagus is pretty good.. I like brussel sprouts too..

The one thing I just cant stand are artichokes.. ugh
6/10/2008 10:49:51 PM EDT
[#37]

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Love the stuff, always have
(never noticed any "smell")


+1
6/11/2008 12:12:52 AM EDT
[#38]

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Asparagus is pretty good.. I like brussel sprouts too..

The one thing I just cant stand are artichokes.. ugh


The hearts are better than the leaves
6/11/2008 12:13:54 AM EDT
[#39]

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Most people think certain foods are bad because they had parents, family, whatever that couldn't cook worth a crap...  


This is truth.  I never liked the vegetables my mother cooked when I was a kid, because all she knows is the old balls, Southern-style, smothered to death way to cook them.  Vegetables should have texture and color, not be cooked into a mushy mess.  Canned vegetables suck, too.


Cooked right, all vegetables are great.  


That was my point.  I love them now, because I know how to cook them properly.


Vegetarianism is in your future.


Not me.  I used to be a vegetarian.  Then I got my diploma and could afford real meat.


YOU WILL SUBMIT TO THE CARROT!
6/11/2008 5:54:31 AM EDT
[#40]
Lay out flat on a cookie pan. Liberally drizzle with olive oil, tiny chopped garlic pieces, and a light sprinkle of kosher salt. Put on highest shelf in oven and set to high broil. Take it out just when the top side of the aparagus closet to burners turns light brown.

Then just use your damn fingers to eat after it has cooled a couple of minutes! :-).
6/11/2008 5:58:40 AM EDT
[#41]

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Worst vegetable EVER...


Never had brussel sprouts, eh?


Brussels Sprouts are freaking AWESOME!


Brussels sprouts are good stuff.


Yep. Hated them as a kid, love them as a young adult.
6/11/2008 6:01:44 AM EDT
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6/11/2008 7:20:24 AM EDT
[#43]

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Most people think certain foods are bad because they had parents, family, whatever that couldn't cook worth a crap...  


This is truth.  I never liked the vegetables my mother cooked when I was a kid, because all she knows is the old balls, Southern-style, smothered to death way to cook them.  Vegetables should have texture and color, not be cooked into a mushy mess.  Canned vegetables suck, too.


Cooked right, all vegetables are great.  


That was my point.  I love them now, because I know how to cook them properly.


Vegetarianism is in your future.


Hardly, I just appreciate vegetables for the side dishes that they are.  
6/11/2008 7:30:17 AM EDT
[#44]

Wow.  All this over vegetables?  Ok.  Just as an aside, any of you guys that get kidney stones?  Well, asparagus can cause them/make them  worse.  It's something to do with the cacium oxalate.  (Calcium oxalate: crystal frequently found in urine of no real diagnostic value.  Except*, guys' stones are frequently made up of the stuff.)


6/11/2008 7:43:28 AM EDT
[#45]
Marinate asparagus in italian dressing for 15 or 20 minutes.
Grill them!
6/11/2008 7:44:30 AM EDT
[#46]
Take the asparagus and peel the stalk.
Wrap the stalk in bacon.
Grill until the bacon is nice and crispy.
Enjoy
6/11/2008 7:58:29 AM EDT
[#47]
Screw all the fancy prep silliness.

Put tinfoil down on the top rack of the grill, drizzle with olive oil and minced garlic.

Drop your FRESH picked asparagun on and roll them a bit in the oil.

Close the lid. Low heat. 10 min. done!

Hell, we get so much of the stuff growing wild and on neighboring farms we eat it with just about every meal untill the season ends, and munch on the stuff raw as a snack.

I wont eat canned Asparagus.

But do freeze 15-20lbs every year.

Justa quick blanche of about 15 seconds, then dunk in ice water drain and then freeze.
Almost as good as fresh.

S-28

6/11/2008 7:59:36 AM EDT
[#48]

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Good stuff.  Just don't sniff your piss and you'll be fine.


+1

terrible pee smell just hours afterward.
6/11/2008 8:05:43 AM EDT
[#49]
never cared for it,,,,

Bad enough when the GF say's "That taste like Beer"

No further comment
6/11/2008 8:12:09 AM EDT
[#50]
As gross as it sounds, I like the smell of my piss after eating asparagus. I'm kind of fucked up though... I pissed on my ex-gf's leg in the shower... maybe I have a fetish.
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