[ARCHIVED THREAD] - BAN Bread!!!! (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 12/3/2006 10:04:06 PM EDT
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Did you know: 1) More than 98 percent of convicted criminals are bread eaters ! 2) Exactly half of all children who grow up in bread - eating households score in the bottom 50% on standardized IQ tests ! 3) In the 19th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 55 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, scarlet fever, smallpox and influenza ravaged entire nations ! 4) Statistics show that more than 75 % of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread ! 5) Bread is made from a substance called "dough." Researchers have proven that as little as one pound of dough can choke a large animal like a horse. The average person eats more bread than that in one month ! 6) Bread is known to be extremely addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water, actually begged for bread after just two days ! 7) Bread is a "gateway" food item, which usually leads to such items as butter, jam, peanut butter and even ... bacon ! 8) Bread has been proven to kill. Scientists have now uncovered alarming evidence that 100% of the people who eat bread will eventually die ! 9) Unattended newborn babies can choke on bread ! 10) Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 425 degrees Fahrenheit ! Don't laugh...that kind of heat can kill a full grown adult in less than five minutes. 11) 96 % of cancer victims eventually admit that they've eaten bread ! 12) Sadly, 9 out of 10 bread eaters are unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling. |
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Oh boy not locked yet! I am so in........ also..... sign my petition here: PETITION:Please sign (Had to get the plug in)  Oh Yeah..... 
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I'd forgotten all about the "bread coverup."
For some reason is was a gathering point. A bread topic was posted then we had three or four pages of "bread" topics all for fun. It became a banning word. Don't worry about it unless it starts disrupting the site again and pisses off mods. |
I don't care who you are, but that's funny right there! |
IIRC Ed Sr. was pretty pissed about the bread threads and requested that we stop wasting bandwidth with frivalous threads about it. It is not good to disrespect the boss! IBTL 
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How do you know of the great day of bread? You were not here at that time? Or were you (imbroglio)? |
No. I was a lurker. After about a year of just enjoying reading the GD, I figured I finally wanted to chime in. Truth be told, if you wait about 2 pages, someone will have more or less made your point for you by then. So I was in no hurry to post. |
I demand this screenshot or I will beat someone with a loaf of Italian. mmmmm....Italian bread. |
Are you being completely honest? Two of your IP addresses match someone who's been registered here since 2003. |
Take your pick
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I have a seperate account for technical / hometown forums, but it was 2004 or 2005 I think. I wanted a different account for the wild fray of GD. |
[hijack] Know one really knows, there are rumors it was a group account for the staff. Why is he so hated? Well he was the embodiment of everything all of us wanted to be. But the Neo-Cons had there way and banashed him from here. Never to return.[/hijack] |
Jeez. I just saw it on a Ford engine forum and thought it was funny and wanted to share. Maybe I should have posted a Walmart, Owned/caption/useless Pic, BoB, or Conspiracy theory thread and avoided the IBTL? 
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