[ARCHIVED THREAD] - BLACK DYNAMITE!

Posted: 7/26/2012 7:10:04 PM EDT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDSG5cV6Sjo&feature=branded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zianh9Z5yvw&feature=branded

Posted: 7/26/2012 7:13:41 PM EDT

[#1]

The movie was very funny.

Posted: 7/26/2012 9:16:24 PM EDT

[#2]

holy shit, I didn't know there was a cartoon. I will have to check it out.

Posted: 8/9/2012 8:57:02 PM EDT

[#3]

I just watched the one with OJ Simpson and Black Dynamite as astronauts. All I can say is that it was one of the funniest things I have seen.

Posted: 8/10/2012 4:54:33 AM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
The movie was very funny.

I honestly think it was the best parody since the original Airplane

Posted: 8/10/2012 4:55:53 AM EDT

[#5]

Black Dynamite: First Lady, I'm sorry I pimp-slapped you into that china cabinet. I used excessive force. Oftentimes, I cross the line, but I try to do so in the name of what's right. Most of the time, the ends justifies the means. But in this case, I feel like I betrayed my own code of ethics. And for that, sugar, I apologize.
Patricia Nixon: But I shot at you. I tried to kill you, Black Dynamite.
Black Dynamite: This is true, but you did not connect. You shot a plate. Had you connected, pimp-slapping you into that china cabinet might have been justified. But I feel I crossed the line. And for that, please accept my apology.
Patricia Nixon: I do. I do, it's just... oh, Black Dynamite, you're so righteous.
Black Dynamite: This is also true. Because whenever there's injustice,
[stands up]
Black Dynamite: wrongs to be...
[Gloria suddenly appears and embraces Black Dynamite]
Gloria: Oh, Black Dynamite!
Patricia Nixon: [Tugging Black Dynamite's pants] Go on, honey.
Black Dynamite: [Pulls out his handgun and points it straight ahead] Because whenever there's injustice, wrongs to be righted,
[as Gloria sits down, holding Black Dynamite's left leg]
Black Dynamite: innocents to be defended, Black Dynamite will be there, delivering ass-whuppings. and I will not hesitate to lay the hammer down on any clown that comes around.
[Pulls out his nunchucks]
Black Dynamite: Because if they wanna fight, they best come see me, because I'm Black Dynamite.
[Pat Nixon proceeds to approach Black Dynamite and hold his right leg]

Posted: 8/10/2012 4:58:02 AM EDT

[#6]

One of my absolute favorite movies.

Black Dynamite: Ha-ha! I threw that shit before I walked in the room!

Gloria: [after Dynamite kills a would-be assasin in a donut suit] How did you know?
Black Dynamite: Because donuts don't wear alligator shoes.

Black Dynamite: Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrification is only outmatched by your zest for kung-fu treachery!

Posted: 8/10/2012 5:05:18 AM EDT

[#7]