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Quoted: Born & raised on MW. Mayo is gross. View Quote Born and raised on MW. Then I found out that it wasn't mayo and tried actual mayo. Never again, Hellman's ever since. Also, tried a tomato when I was five, never ate one since. Sauce, ketchup, NP, but never a tomato. OP messed up a good bacon, bacon, bacon and cheese sandwich on a Martin's potato bun with Hellman's. Now I have to have one for breakfast. The healthy fat in the bacon helps to offset the unhealthy soy oil in the mayo. The Hellman's is literally the only seed oil that we have in the house and used only for the occasional sandwich. Everything else is avocado oil based mayo for egg salad or chicken salad or such. |
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MW is good. It has a sweet tanginess that goes well with bacon and tomato.
But, you gotta grow your own and not be stingy with it. Pass on the lettuce. This is a Mortgage Lifter heirloom from Southern Exposure Seed Exchange. Best tomato I know of. Attached File |
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Quoted: Even as a small kid I thought the fake versions of food was disgusting. Like when my mom accidentally bought Miracle Whip. I gagged. Same when my mom tried to convert our family over to using margarine/spread, that lasted for about a day. I love mayo on my sandwiches but Miracle Whip is just nasty. View Quote You are the guy who claims everything gives you the shits too. |
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Was raised on MW with bacon, and also egg sandwiches. Once I was grown and bought real mayonnaise, I never looked back
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Quoted: So that is what mayo tastes like? I'll take MW every time. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Why in the fuck do you guys insist on putting sperm on your food? So that is what mayo tastes like? I'll take MW every time. Ummm, how do you guys know... Not that there's anything wrong with that. |
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Quoted: I don't get the hate for miracle whip. It's not mayonnaise, but it isn't garbage. View Quote We got so many tender tummies and food snobs on this board it's insane. One bite of a Big Mac and they're on the shitter for three days turning inside-out (or so they say) It makes you wonder what's going to happen to them if you feed them an MRE. Fortunately there are a couple of real garbage guts here that I can call to join me when I decide to whip up an old school comfort meal like creamed chipped beef on toast, tuna noodle casserole or maybe a Rochester Garbage Plate. As for Miracle Whip? Nope. It ain't mayonnaise but it is my preferred spread for BLTs. YMMV |
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Looks good to me lol. I think mayonnaise tastes like MW gone bad.
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I have a lot of things to worry about. Whether or not my BLT has mayo or mw is not one of them.
Side note: I cut the tip of my left pinky off yesterday and typing sucks. |
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Quoted: We got so many tender tummies and food snobs on this board it's insane. One bite of a Big Mac and they're on the shitter for three days turning inside-out (or so they say) It makes you wonder what's going to happen to them if you feed them an MRE. Fortunately there are a couple of real garbage guts here that I can call to join me when I decide to whip up an old school comfort meal like creamed chipped beef on toast, tuna noodle casserole or maybe a Rochester Garbage Plate. As for Miracle Whip? Nope. It ain't mayonnaise but it is my preferred spread for BLTs. YMMV View Quote You call your own food "garbage" and don't get why others don't want to eat that?! |
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With the price of ammo that might be a $200 BLT |
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Quoted: MW is good. It has a sweet tanginess that goes well with bacon and tomato. But, you gotta grow your own and not be stingy with it. Pass on the lettuce. This is a Mortgage Lifter heirloom from Southern Exposure Seed Exchange. Best tomato I know of. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/206831/Resized_20230925_181541_jpeg-3062050.JPG View Quote I love fresh tomato and mayo. We have to put up with so much bullshit food in America. Tomatoes are one of the worst. The tomatoes that we eat on a regular basis in salads and at restaurants and at supermarkets are vile. |
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Quoted: What are you supposed to do with the heel? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: - Unripe tomato - Miracle Whip - Used the heel of the bread - No avocado It's like you were trying to fail. I'll give you credit for properly cooked bacon that was fried in a pan as God intended, and the Jarritos is a nice touch. 7/10 Spread butter, dust with garlic salt, put shredded mozzarella on top, a bit of basil and toast in the oven until the cheese melts. |
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Only store bought tomatoes this time of year and they are not good.
But if the crave comes upon you, I will allow it. Miracle Whip? MW is not allowed on a BLT, ever. |
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Quoted: The best! Happy Festivus!! https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/338038/IMG_3635_jpeg-3061414.JPG https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/338038/IMG_3636_jpeg-3061416.JPG https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/338038/IMG_3638_jpeg-3061417.JPG View Quote Tell me you're a yankee without saying you're a yankee. |
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Quoted: I don't know what you guys see in Dukes. It's bland and tasteless. Hellmann's is better. View Quote I would say Hellmanns is bland compared to Dukes but still beats the crap out of MW. I bought Hellmans forever until Dukes showed up. I also really like Kewpie. I guess it comes down to personal preference. |
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Quoted: I'd be tempted to leave off the bacon. I love fresh tomato and mayo. We have to put up with so much bullshit food in America. Tomatoes are one of the worst. The tomatoes that we eat on a regular basis in salads and at restaurants and at supermarkets are vile. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: MW is good. It has a sweet tanginess that goes well with bacon and tomato. But, you gotta grow your own and not be stingy with it. Pass on the lettuce. This is a Mortgage Lifter heirloom from Southern Exposure Seed Exchange. Best tomato I know of. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/206831/Resized_20230925_181541_jpeg-3062050.JPG I love fresh tomato and mayo. We have to put up with so much bullshit food in America. Tomatoes are one of the worst. The tomatoes that we eat on a regular basis in salads and at restaurants and at supermarkets are vile. I have had plenty of tomato/mayo sammiches. You have a tomato like this, it stands all by itself just fine. In fact, just the tomato with salt and pepper on my wife's fresh ground whole wheat toasted bread is something to experience. One of my favorite tomato sandwiches is a slice of green tomato about as big as in that pic, fried with cornmeal/flour/eggwash. On toasted rye with Vadalia onion, swiss, and spicy brown mustard. Holy crap that just made my mouth water. |
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Miracle Whip is for poor kids who grew up watching Sesame Street because their parents couldn't afford cable TV or mayonnaise.
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