Posted: 3/10/2007 9:14:04 PM EDT
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in a previous Post "bloody ass" I entertained some of you with the joys and tribulations of my Colonoscopy, well fast forward 2 weeks to yesterday. when I entered the Hospital for an Outpatient PPH or Stapled Hemmroidectomy which will eventually take care of the bleeding problem I had. I get to the Hospital at noon and by 1230 I am in the OR getting this procedure done. an hour later in recovery and after 4 demoral shots and a percocet, I await the flow of pee so they will let me go home. now remember this part, you cant go home till you pee... So last night I am at home and drinking fluids like mad and withering in severe pain percocets be dammed, I waddle to the bathroom to pee,,,, Ut oh, ??? it doesnt work ,,,hmmm I sit my sore ass in the tub and am able to get a little stream going to my relief, so I toss and turn all night long trying to pee every hour or so with no luck..! SO around 11am Today I meander over to the Emergency room at the same hospital I was at yesterday. and Inquire which day following my surgery I am allowed to pee on? well they where having none of that talk.. so here I am now at the computer with a garden hose implanted in my bladder attached to a big ass bag, sitting on my still sore ass wondering what did I do to deserve this,, If I am lucky I get the hose out on Monday.. and how was your day?  and one more thing still waiting for that big bloody BM that has yet to come,.  on the bright side my Lee Reloader arrived yesterday while at the Hospital 
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Look on the bright side, at least you don't have FAP. click if you must. pic yes those are all polyps |
that doesn't look too tasty,, |