Posted: 3/28/2013 9:30:16 AM EDT
http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2013/03/28/company-releases-new-bacon-flavored-condoms/
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Bacon has not only jumped the shark, it's gone back, bred the shark, then jumped over the entire family of sharks.
It tastes good. It does not to be everywhere and everything. Fuck bacon vodka, bacon milkshakes, bacon chocolate bars and bacon condoms. What's next? Gummi bacon multivitamins? |
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Bacon has not only jumped the shark, it's gone back, bred the shark, then jumped over the entire family of sharks. It tastes good. It does not to be everywhere and everything. Fuck bacon vodka, bacon milkshakes, bacon chocolate bars and bacon condoms. What's next? Gummi bacon multivitamins? That is an amazing idea |
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Bacon has not only jumped the shark, it's gone back, bred the shark, then jumped over the entire family of sharks. It tastes good. It does not to be everywhere and everything. Fuck bacon vodka, bacon milkshakes, bacon chocolate bars and bacon condoms. What's next? Gummi bacon multivitamins? Would not have bred the shark had it been wearing one of J&D's fine bacon flavored products. |
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I don't think my wife's vagina can taste the difference. I bought a bottle of BaconLube during the last thread on this. It's Astroglide with artificial scent. Yes, it smells like you're frying bacon when you fuck. Not every woman is going to be into that, just to throw that out there. Also, Astroglide is decidedly a tier 2 sex lube. But it's fun for the novelty, I guess. |
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Bacon has not only jumped the shark, it's gone back, bred the shark, then jumped over the entire family of sharks. It tastes good. It does not to be everywhere and everything. Fuck bacon vodka, bacon milkshakes, bacon chocolate bars and bacon condoms. What's next? Gummi bacon multivitamins? Zombie bacon. |
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And at least one member here will buy them and report back that in fact the do/do not taste like bacon.  Read my post above. I've tried the baconlube, and their bacon-flavored ChapStick. You know the artificial bacon flavoring they put in Bac-Os? It's that. |
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I don't think my wife's vagina can taste the difference. I bought a bottle of BaconLube during the last thread on this. It's Astroglide with artificial scent. Yes, it smells like you're frying bacon when you fuck. Not every woman is going to be into that, just to throw that out there. Also, Astroglide is decidedly a tier 2 sex lube. But it's fun for the novelty, I guess. I almost blew a blood vessel I laughed so hard. Thank you. |
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Bacon has not only jumped the shark, it's gone back, bred the shark, then jumped over the entire family of sharks. It tastes good. It does not to be everywhere and everything. Fuck bacon vodka, bacon milkshakes, bacon chocolate bars and bacon condoms. What's next? Gummi bacon multivitamins? This. I can't stand this hipster bacon bullshit. It doesn't need to be in/on everything. Pig fuckers 
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What's next? Gummi bacon multivitamins? http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-qktFS2Xj20o/UFiHzH_iEDI/AAAAAAAAA9Y/rPg5HtqSMis/s320/shut-up-and-take-my-money.jpg this! |
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What's next? Gummi bacon multivitamins? http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-qktFS2Xj20o/UFiHzH_iEDI/AAAAAAAAA9Y/rPg5HtqSMis/s320/shut-up-and-take-my-money.jpg |