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Posted: 3/2/2008 4:56:32 PM EDT

So a friend at work was telling me how he was trying to figure out if the fish in his fridge had gone bad so he went to google and typed in the following search:

Is my fish bad?

The #1 result was this thread:
boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=249524 <--Not a RR

You have to see it to believe it.

Posted: 3/2/2008 4:58:26 PM EDT

[#1]

All fish go bad eventually if not disciplined properly!

Posted: 3/2/2008 4:58:35 PM EDT

[#2]

W..T..F..

Posted: 3/2/2008 4:58:44 PM EDT

[#3]

Posted: 3/2/2008 4:59:27 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
All fish go bad eventually if not disciplined properly!

So do you think he should beat them more?

Posted: 3/2/2008 5:00:56 PM EDT

[#5]

Take away the keys to the car. And don't let them smoke in the house. They hate that.

Posted: 3/2/2008 5:03:48 PM EDT

[#6]

Shouldn't this be in the pit?

Posted: 3/2/2008 5:05:44 PM EDT

[#7]

I thought I was going to see some muskie or barracuda or something....

Posted: 3/2/2008 5:07:32 PM EDT

[#8]

uh?....

Posted: 3/2/2008 5:41:16 PM EDT

[#9]

Not sure why this would go to the pit. We thought it was a interesting google result.

Posted: 3/2/2008 5:41:52 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Not sure why this would go to the pit. We thought it was a interesting google result.

Look at my user name.

Posted: 3/2/2008 5:50:08 PM EDT

[#11]

That is some.. ..unusual shit there. The one liners are funny as hell.

Posted: 3/2/2008 5:52:27 PM EDT

[#12]

Sorry wasn't directed at you in the slightest just that he was doing a search regarding bad fish and it came up.

Posted: 3/2/2008 6:01:30 PM EDT

[#13]

x infinity

Guppy #4, peering through the glass: "Hey everyone, here comes Meals On Heels!"

Funny shit.

Posted: 3/2/2008 6:02:23 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Sorry wasn't directed at you in the slightest just that he was doing a search regarding bad fish and it came up.

I know. Dude I've been joking from the get go.

Posted: 3/2/2008 6:04:20 PM EDT

[#15]

Posted: 3/2/2008 6:10:59 PM EDT

[#16]

This is right up there with a goose and a drawer.

Posted: 3/2/2008 6:17:17 PM EDT

[#17]

That's funny. And I thought all the nuts were on Arfcom

Posted: 3/2/2008 6:19:13 PM EDT

[#18]

What the fuck?

Wow. I can die now, seen it all.

Posted: 3/2/2008 6:20:52 PM EDT

[#19]

wow...a new low...

Posted: 3/2/2008 6:21:53 PM EDT

[#20]

Wow. All I can think of is, "every vote counts!"

Posted: 3/2/2008 6:23:35 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
What the fuck?

Wow. I can die now, seen it all.

Have you seen a man eat his own head?

Posted: 3/2/2008 7:34:08 PM EDT

[#22]

Do you have pics of this man eating his own head?

Posted: 3/2/2008 7:36:34 PM EDT

[#23]

yea, I didnt need to click that link.

Posted: 3/2/2008 7:39:11 PM EDT

[#24]

Okay, if the zombies don't come by the end of the year, I must kill myself.

I just lost me last inkling of hope for humanity.

Posted: 3/2/2008 7:42:31 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
So a friend at work was telling me how he was trying to figure out if the fish in his fridge had gone bad so he went to google and typed in the following search:

Is my fish bad?

The #1 result was this thread:
boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=249524 <--Not a RR

You have to see it to believe it.

Is your fish named snowball?

Posted: 3/2/2008 7:43:21 PM EDT

[#26]

Posted: 3/2/2008 7:47:19 PM EDT

[#27]

Ha! No, not for them to swim in. I mean for eating. I have fed my guppies some of my sperm on several occasions, and they go absolutely nuts (no pun intended) over it. It's so funny to watch.

But after posting that fact on a message board that I frequent (yahooka.com), some replied that it may be harmful to the fish. I don't see any reason why it would. After all, in Mike Wickham's "The Complete Idiot's Guide to Freshwater Aquariums", he says the the best fish food is variety.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!

Posted: 3/2/2008 7:51:01 PM EDT

[#28]

What's worse is the link on the second page. Mmm... Human Caviar.

Posted: 3/2/2008 8:44:20 PM EDT

[#29]

Wait till you see the link for can you make semen into omelettes.

Posted: 3/2/2008 8:55:22 PM EDT

[#30]

Posted: 3/3/2008 6:42:35 AM EDT

[#31]

bump for days

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