Posted: 6/27/2005 3:52:18 PM EDT
| Damn... I met this girl online and she looked cute in the pics. When she got in my car she had a mustache. Now I'm feeling obligated to go out for drinks like we planned... we're sitting in the outside area of the bar at a table, I'm looking at her while she smoked 5 cigerettes before finishing one beer and I can't get over the mustache. I mean even I shaved... oh well. NEXT! |
...you should have just ran away
Man, I've lived this scenerio (or similar) so many times, I don't even talk about it anymore. The online dating thing has NOT been a positive experience for me yet. |
 You made the best move... take her for a quick drink, then dump her ass off and run like hell! If she tries to call you again... hang up on her and go around to all of the public rest rooms and write her phone # above the urinals  . |
The mustache-trait would probably be passed on to any future (female) children. If you're serious about her as far as long-term w/ family goes, think about it. |
Imagine that "target" at the age of 54 after putting out three smallish watermelon sized babies. I likes my women (and myself) tat free. |
I did not know 1Gunrunner had any tattoos or peircings, or are you cheating on him again? |
We call those WB's, Whore Brands. |
+1 How many chubby, tatooed 'not worthy to bear my children' scanks does the world need? They are all over Jax, FL 
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I imagine over time the "target" becomes the CMP target used for 500 yard hipower shoots at NRA events.........Much of that can be prevented by abstaining from cake......  I personally am going through a dry spell - but its good - my gun collection looks great and no drama at all.......... |
Would you like me to send a few of the lean, tobacco chewing women up from middle Florida?  No lie, had one butch of a chick come in the other day with a respectable chew in her mouth. If that won't turn you off, nothing will. As for the Jax. chubbies, quit hanging out on the Northside, they get better the closer you get to Mandarin & Baymeadows.
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Yes, I live at Baymeadows and 9A, but still see the low end of the genepool every day... |
Fell out of my chair! TRG |
Lived most of my life in Clearwater/Tampa... Jax is a big cultureshock to me... If fat, smoking, tatooed chicks is your thing, come on to Jax, there is a surplus (most probably have a kid or 3 being watched by grandma while you hit her up at the local dive) |
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No i didn't nail her. I've got another chick without facial hair for that... To skinny to nail anyway. She couldn't have been more than 90lbs. To top it off, she said if she had kids she wouldn't ever let them shoot a gun and her "husband" would have to keep them hidden and locked at all times.... That's a deal breaker. But then again, there aren't to many chicks up this way that like guns anyway... |
shoulda said "with a stache like that bitch you best do anything your husband says" |