Posted: 1/21/2009 1:59:54 PM EDT
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Great story that I thought you guys might like, happened last night.
Apparently a buddy of mine was drinking heavily last night. When the bars closed, he went to breakfast with his sister. They had some sort of argument and he left. He walked 10+ miles home and changed into his Halloween costume from last year. Dressed as Batman, he then walked about 2 miles to the home of a girl he knows and attempted to break into her house. When he couldn't break into the house, he broke into her car. Her boyfriend found him this morning as he left for work, passed out in the front seat of the car. The driver's door was hanging open, the key to his apartment was jammed in the ignition, there was a half a bottle of cheapshit vodka on the passenger seat and he was covered in his own vomit. The boyfriend woke him up and in a showing of amazing patience, gave him a ride home. On the way home, Batman told him this story and told him that he was still upset that the car wouldn't take his money. |
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I didn't know it was possible to get that drunk...  It is. I have done so. I have been drunker than that. However, under Irish Law I was not drunk because an Irishman is NOT considered to be drunk so long as he can hold on to one blade of grass to keep him from slipping off the face of the earth. |
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One of my Marines woke up in the rec room of power plant on Quantico naked on one of their fold out tables. PFC D. said he remembered being at the eClub and nothing else until a very worried group of power plant workers shook him awake the next AM.
I have never been that drunk thank God. Close tho' |
Something like this? 
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Q81zlawe13M |