Because LIFE is not fair - Page 1

6EQUJ5 Joined Dec 2011 Posts 3171 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 10/18/2024 12:27:40 AM EDT Saturday morning, warm in bed, chilly outside and you don't have to get out of bed for another couple of hours BUT you have to take a serious piss right now.

JustinU235 Not great. Not terrible. Joined Mar 2005 Posts 28133 EE 100% (64) TN, USA	Posted: 10/18/2024 12:29:26 AM EDT [#1] Originally Posted By 6EQUJ5: Saturday morning, warm in bed, chilly outside and you don't have to get out of bed for another couple of hours BUT you have to take a serious piss right now. View Quote Just let it go. Let the warmth wash over you. It's why they make washers.
	Become prompt critical.

ecgRN I'm a Focker Joined Mar 2002 Posts 27211 EE 100% (28) CO, USA	Posted: 10/18/2024 12:30:10 AM EDT [#2] That's a day and a half from now. You'll be fine.
	Familiarity and prolonged exposure without incident leads to a loss of appreciation of risk.

PacNW5 Member Joined Mar 2019 Posts 15859 EE 0% (0) SWE	Posted: 10/18/2024 12:34:00 AM EDT [#3] Is this what happens when you get older?

110 Joined Jan 2001 Posts 30100 EE 0% (0) VA, USA	Posted: 10/18/2024 12:34:42 AM EDT [#4] Quote History Originally Posted By JustinU235: Just let it go. Let the warmth wash over you. It's why they make washers. View Quote

6EQUJ5 Joined Dec 2011 Posts 3175 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 10/18/2024 12:45:04 AM EDT [#5] Quote History Originally Posted By PacNW5: Is this what happens when you get older? View Quote One of many, many things. You also FINALLY have all the tools and shit you need to fix things around the house but no longer have the energy to get all the actual work done.

Wolfy42 Joined Jan 2021 Posts 3409 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 10/18/2024 12:49:03 AM EDT [#6] We had an old guy who came into the ER because of this exact problem. He didnt want to get out of bed so he left a 2 liter pop bottle next to his bed and he would pee into the bottle. Well he pushed too hard and his penis went into the bottle but he couldnt get it back out. Urology had to cut the fucker off. Not the penis but bottle.

noob5000000 Greenbean Joined May 2010 Posts 18223 EE 100% (10) MI, USA	Posted: 10/18/2024 12:54:07 AM EDT [#7] Attached File The company that makes it is called YUMSUM
	Originally Posted By triburst1: I just assumed it was an FBI or ATF surveillance op. Now I'm worried that it might be site staff.

timeless large member Joined Jan 2003 Posts 17339 EE 100% (42) AZ, USA	Posted: 10/18/2024 12:54:21 AM EDT [#8] Empty gator-aid bottles bed side are a game changer, if you get the lemon lime you can return them for a refund.

Cardplayer Black Labs Matter Joined Jan 2015 Posts 42095 EE 100% (86) ID, USA	Posted: 10/18/2024 12:55:31 AM EDT [#9] Use her butthole
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Hillbilly62 West Virginia born and bred Joined Dec 2022 Posts 4663 EE 0% (0) WV, USA	Posted: 10/18/2024 12:56:51 AM EDT [#10] If you moved in our bed past 12:00 midnight…each pup needs to go out. Not to pee..but chase and bark at the deer.
	Montani Semper Liberi Deuteronomy 31:6 ~ Be strong and courageous. Do not fear or be in dread of them, for it is the Lord your God who goes with you. He will not leave you or forsake you.”

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Posted: 10/18/2024 12:58:17 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By Wolfy42:
We had an old guy who came into the ER because of this exact problem.

He didnt want to get out of bed so he left a 2 liter pop bottle next to his bed and he would pee into the bottle.

Well he pushed too hard and his penis went into the bottle but he couldnt get it back out.

Urology had to cut the fucker off. Not the penis but bottle.

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Yeah, he wanted a very large Gatorade bottle. But problem with that is how do you blot that "10 seconds later drip" and wash your hands. No way I'm pissing in anything in my bed and then just going back to sleep. That's nasty.

glock27bill Joined Dec 2007 Posts 9472 EE 0% (0) VA, USA	Posted: 10/18/2024 1:17:12 AM EDT [#12] That's about the time the cat decides she needs to be fed, and lands right on your bladder.

FreefallRet Retired Joined Mar 2002 Posts 78389 EE 100% (185) NC, USA	Posted: 10/18/2024 2:10:08 AM EDT [#13] Keep an empty Gatorade bottle by the bed. Make sure the lid is on tight afterwards.

M1Zeppelin Filthy 21'er Joined May 2021 Posts 3473 EE 0% (0) KY, USA	Posted: 10/18/2024 2:22:50 AM EDT [#14] Quote History Originally Posted By FreefallRet: Keep an empty Gatorade bottle by the bed. Make sure the lid is on tight afterwards. View Quote And preferably not an old Lemon Lime bottle. Deception can be an unforgivable mistress.

wsix Joined Nov 2005 Posts 4184 EE 100% (8) AK, USA	Posted: 10/18/2024 2:24:45 AM EDT [#15] Life is as fair as the weather. That's how it is.

mtnbkr5234 Member Joined Nov 2011 Posts 2989 EE 100% (68) CT, USA	Posted: 10/18/2024 3:17:37 AM EDT [#16] Today is Friday OP

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