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Posted: 8/7/2023 1:24:24 PM EDT
[#1]
What office requires you to buy treats for others?
 But, if you must... I'd go with tiny toys or press-on tattoos before I put candy out. At least individually wrapped. |
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Posted: 8/7/2023 1:25:35 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/7/2023 1:28:47 PM EDT
[#3]
Those sugar free gummies.
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Posted: 8/7/2023 1:30:11 PM EDT
[#4]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Or, if you really wanna mess with folks.. https://uploads.medicaljane.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/CCHD2.jpg 
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Posted: 8/7/2023 1:34:49 PM EDT
[#5]
Black liquorice so pepople wouldn't want to come in my office.
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Posted: 8/7/2023 1:35:36 PM EDT
[#6]
Mexican hard candies coated with chilli powder and tamarind.
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Posted: 8/7/2023 1:35:41 PM EDT
[#7]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Atomic Fireballs This followed by Lemon Heads. |
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Posted: 8/7/2023 1:36:40 PM EDT
[#8]
Oh, if you are going for the "mess with them" option, do they make fake candy?
Or find a puzzle lock/box they have to fuck with for a while to open? Had a deputy that would keep a puzzle out on his desk. Seemed to encourage folks to stop and bullshit about problem/status. |
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Posted: 8/7/2023 1:39:17 PM EDT
[#9]
Wild Cherry lifesavers
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Posted: 8/7/2023 1:40:21 PM EDT
[#10]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I like the wrapped individual candies. All it takes is one un-sanitary person rooting around in there to stop everyone else from taking one. Company demands you out candy on your desk at your expense deserves a little GI distress. |
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Posted: 8/7/2023 1:42:28 PM EDT
[#11]
They say it's required. You asked for "best". I need to know your intent.
Do you really want the best that has mass appeal and will please everyone? Or the best as in the most optimal candy for being in a jar on a desk for extended periods of time? Do you want the best candy that will not be eaten, therefore reducing the amount of time and money to refill and keep stocked? Do you mean the best as in a form of protest for the completely irrational requirement that you provide and fund candy out of your own pocket? |
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Posted: 8/7/2023 1:43:01 PM EDT
[#12]
A mixture of Star Mints, and Butterscotch.
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Posted: 8/7/2023 1:43:59 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted: Circus Peanuts. They are disgusting an no one will ever eat one. That way you can buy some to comply, and will never have to buy another package. If you happen to like circus peanuts, I pray for your heathen soul, and you can pick any other disgusting and revolting candy that no one will ever consume. I love circus peanuts. |
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Posted: 8/7/2023 1:45:24 PM EDT
[#14]
We gave out individual wrapped servings of sauerkraut, to the un costumed teens, one halloween
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Posted: 8/7/2023 1:45:47 PM EDT
[#15]
When I worked at the state capitol, nearly every legislator's office had Peppermint or Wintergreen Life Savers. You can make your own jokes, but my take is that lobbyists and constituents have bad breath.
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Posted: 8/7/2023 1:49:37 PM EDT
[#16]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Another guy has that. A big jar of black licorice. Ok. Red licorice, for DEI sake. Or those nasty, nasty Violet candies. |
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Posted: 8/7/2023 1:50:28 PM EDT
[#17]
Quote HistoryThose are good. Or used to be when there were specks of pb in them. |
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Posted: 8/7/2023 1:53:59 PM EDT
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Circus Peanuts. They are disgusting an no one will ever eat one. That way you can buy some to comply, and will never have to buy another package. If you happen to like circus peanuts, I pray for your heathen soul, and you can pick any other disgusting and revolting candy that no one will ever consume. Yep. This is the tactic I would use. |
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Posted: 8/7/2023 1:58:47 PM EDT
[#19]
Starburst?
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Posted: 8/7/2023 1:58:47 PM EDT
[#20]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Jolly Ranchers. Watermelon, Cherry and Apple are my favs.  This is what’s on mine. |
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Posted: 8/7/2023 1:59:56 PM EDT
[#21]
Atomic Fireballs
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Posted: 8/7/2023 2:01:40 PM EDT
[#22]
I keep some candy at my office to “connect” with people.
Suckers never get taken. All sour stuff usually gets left. Anything chewy/gummy usually gets snatched. Chocolate gets wrecked. |
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Posted: 8/7/2023 2:02:29 PM EDT
[#23]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted Bty DEF: Mexican hard candies coated with chilli powder and tamarind. Pulparindo would be my choice. People either love them or consider them disgustingly vile. They'll let you examine personality traits of those you are supposed to trust. Kinda like ketchup on hotdogs. |
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Posted: 8/7/2023 2:03:14 PM EDT
[#24]
Habenero jellybeans.
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Posted: 8/7/2023 2:06:13 PM EDT
[#25]
Quote History |
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Posted: 8/7/2023 2:07:33 PM EDT
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted: What ever you buy, makes sure its individual wrapped... Cut down on the spread of germs. IMO. +1 |
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Posted: 8/7/2023 2:08:04 PM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I love circus peanuts. God damn psychopath |
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Posted: 8/7/2023 2:09:42 PM EDT
[#28]
What was that candy that made ya foam at the mouth? I'd get that or atomic warheads.
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Posted: 8/7/2023 2:11:08 PM EDT
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: What was that candy that made ya foam at the mouth? I'd get that or atomic warheads. Pop Rocks? |
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Posted: 8/7/2023 2:11:58 PM EDT
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I keep some candy at my office to “connect” with people. Suckers never get taken. All sour stuff usually gets left. Anything chewy/gummy usually gets snatched. Chocolate gets wrecked. This is exactly what I was looking for. Riesen are good and individually wrapped. |
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Posted: 8/7/2023 2:14:10 PM EDT
[#31]
Switch them out on a regular basis.
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Posted: 8/7/2023 2:14:44 PM EDT
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I like the wintergreen lifesavers.. keep everyones breath fresh. Is this a trade show? |
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Posted: 8/7/2023 2:15:26 PM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Switch them out on a regular basis. That’s like switching your avatar on here. You just dont do it. Better to be known for something, provided it’s something good. |
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Posted: 8/7/2023 2:18:31 PM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Skittles Mixed with M&M's |
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Posted: 8/7/2023 2:18:55 PM EDT
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Ones loaded with sugar alcohol so people will be too busy shitting to be at your desk. Should have been first post. |
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Posted: 8/7/2023 2:20:44 PM EDT
[#36]
@Miles_Urbanus
M&M with skittles mixed in. If you’re going to make me do some dumb shit I’m going to have a laugh at your expense. Or do jelly belly jelly beans but mix in the gross & super hot packs. |
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Posted: 8/7/2023 2:21:10 PM EDT
[#37]
Ferrari Rochelle or however the hell your spell it.
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Posted: 8/7/2023 2:25:11 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/7/2023 2:25:30 PM EDT
[#39]
Gummy 1911s
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Posted: 8/7/2023 2:28:52 PM EDT
[#40]
Ex-lax?
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Posted: 8/7/2023 2:33:57 PM EDT
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Jolly Ranchers. Watermelon, Cherry and Apple are my favs. Boom |
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Posted: 8/7/2023 2:38:02 PM EDT
[#42]
Be sure to post the dietary warning and calorie count for the candy; because you don’t want to get into a failure to notify civil law suit should someone have an adverse reaction.
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Posted: 8/7/2023 2:38:37 PM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/157991/IMG_1227_jpeg-2911424.JPG I like these. Wife calls them my “old lady candies.” Came in to post these. |
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Posted: 8/7/2023 2:40:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This is exactly what I was looking for. Riesen are good and individually wrapped.  |
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Posted: 8/7/2023 2:43:02 PM EDT
[#45]
Considering how unhealthy most American office workers really are, maybe this would be a better option.
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Posted: 8/7/2023 2:49:13 PM EDT
[#46]
Trust me.
99% of people will hate it and be disgusted by it, and will leave it alone. The 1% who like it will worship you like a god. I love the stuff.  Had it since I was a kid. It's a very popular Danish candy (made in Finland). When my relatives visit from Denmark, they always bring me some. When I was a platoon sergeant, my platoon commander made it part of my responsibilities to always have a bag on me in the field, so he could have one whenever he wanted. https://www.amazon.com/Fazer-Tyrkisk-Peber-375g/dp/B004L588P4 |
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Posted: 8/7/2023 2:49:19 PM EDT
[#47]
Quote History Who Loves Ya Baby |
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Posted: 8/7/2023 2:58:03 PM EDT
[#48]
None.
If I kept a fully stocked candy jar, I'd just eat it all. Better to avoid all temptation and not bring junk food into the house. |
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Posted: 8/7/2023 3:00:38 PM EDT
[#49]
Depends on the type of person you want stopping by your desk.
Seriously, the snack food personality test is a real thing. |
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Posted: 8/7/2023 3:03:24 PM EDT
[#50]
Something covered in chocolate. If they're individually wrapped, then unwrap them and toss them in a jar. Then, set the jar on top of a coffee mug warmer. It'll make the chocolate melt and be messy. If they don't like it, then tell them THEY can provide the candy.
I can't stand places like that...one person does it so everyone else "has" to do it or you're looked down upon. How about fuck you, huh? I don't play idiotic games like that. Being a grouch? Hell yeah! And I don't care. |
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