Posted: 12/24/2009 11:05:27 AM EDT
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so i just got home from running an errand to find a box on my front porch. I wasn't expecting anymore packages so i'm wondering what it is. possible ATF/DEA sting? i immediately took the box in the house and secured my dogs in the bathtub, but the door was not kicked in. so after waiting 15 minutes i break out the knife a cut into the box.
and what do i see? 
okay cool, somebody must have bought me something and had it shipped to my house. but then i remove the upper padding and almost shat my pants. 
yeah, that's right. a fucking box full of bacon. the contents include: 2 x Beef Bacon 2 x Smoked Buffalo Bacon 2 x Applewood Smoked Bacon 2 x Peppered Applewood Smoke Bacon i don't know who sent it, there was no card or anything but whoever did.....your awesome. Merry Christmas to me!!! |
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Happy Christmas and all. I really hate to rain on your parade, and I hope you enjoy the custom meats... But: Real Bacon is PORK, from PIGS there is pork bacon there. what do you think the applewood smoked is? unicorn? unicorn bacon is the best.. like eating veal dipped in bacon.. |
