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11/28/2004 6:55:47 PM EDT
What would be the best weapon (available to the average civilian citizen) for ridding oneself of an infestation of grey space aliens (the little, grey, hairless, cold skinned ones)?  

Just a hypothetical question.   I favor an AK-47, especially in a rural or outdoor setting.  I would go with an AR-15 indoors, don't want to penetrate walls.

Sunday night.  What the hell.
11/28/2004 6:57:30 PM EDT
[#1]
Aliens are pretty resilient critters. Go with a shotgun w/slugs.
11/28/2004 6:57:37 PM EDT
[#2]
Don't know...but it would obviously need a trapdoor in the butt stock I am guessing.

SGatr15
11/28/2004 7:03:24 PM EDT
[#3]
silenced m1a. sit 500 yards out and pick them off.
11/28/2004 7:07:57 PM EDT
[#4]
I found a gummy bear underneath my desk.

Think I should eat it?
11/28/2004 7:08:33 PM EDT
[#5]
Airsoft, any model, or a paintball gun not larger than .38 caliber.  An ink pen barrel shooting spitwads is also lethal.
11/28/2004 7:09:49 PM EDT
[#6]
Eat the aforementioned gummy if it's your own desk.


11/28/2004 7:10:42 PM EDT
[#7]
hollow points loaded with earth germs/diseases, they'll succomb to the sickness.
11/28/2004 7:11:32 PM EDT
[#8]
Lots of these:
11/28/2004 7:11:36 PM EDT
[#9]
I'd rather talk about a good zombie gun.

But since you asked about a good anti-alien weapon, I'd go with an AR-15 loaded with Winchester 45-grain JHP bullets.
11/28/2004 7:12:23 PM EDT
[#10]
Spitwads just piss 'em off and then they turn blue and the room turns cold.  

Heating bill already too high.

11/28/2004 7:12:34 PM EDT
[#11]
There was a video supoossedly found in an abandoned house that showed the residents fighting (And losing apparantly) against a swarm of grey's.

They did manage to kill several Greys before succombing, so I would make it a priority to find that video as it provides an excellent  training resource.
11/28/2004 7:14:54 PM EDT
[#12]
What do you have against the Asgard?

11/28/2004 7:15:41 PM EDT
[#13]
1911, it's good for everything.
11/28/2004 7:16:53 PM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
What do you have against the Asgard?




If you hurt Thor, SG1 will kick you ass from here to Abadose
11/28/2004 7:17:17 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
There was a video supoossedly found in an abandoned house that showed the residents fighting (And losing apparantly) against a swarm of grey's.

They did manage to kill several Greys before succombing, so I would make it a priority to find that video as it provides an excellent  training resource.



IIRC they only had double barrel shotguns and bolt-action rifles with no prep time in an isolated farmhouse.

Like the boy scouts say:  be prepared.

11/28/2004 7:20:45 PM EDT
[#16]
You'll need at least 4 people. Give 2 of them M4s with Aimpoints and 5 extra mags or more. Have them set to 3rd burst. At least one, preferable both, should have an M203 with one round loaded and five rounds on belt. Fragmenting is preferred. Let the third have an M249 SAW. He needs to carry at least 2 extra boxes, and the 2 M4 gunners each need to have an extra box for him. If possible, he should carry several hand-grenades. The fourth man should have a sniper hide fairly far away. His rifle should be .308, perhaps an M25 type for fast followup shots.
11/28/2004 7:24:33 PM EDT
[#17]
Gotta go with the AR-15 as they are tiny things, and you can mount and M-203 to it to lob grenades at them in large groups. Plus a Beta-C mag for when you get too close.
11/28/2004 7:26:54 PM EDT
[#18]
The best weapon - a watergun filled with spit.

Think about it...
11/28/2004 7:27:34 PM EDT
[#19]
a 10/22 should do it.
11/28/2004 7:27:43 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
Lots of these:
www.mech.uwa.edu.au/jpt/demining/image/mines/MRUD-F3.jpg%203



nothing beats a claymore for when they get upclose and personal.
11/28/2004 7:35:03 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:
I found a gummy bear underneath my desk.

Think I should eat it?




Quoted:
Eat the aforementioned gummy if it's your own desk.



NO!  What if it's a baby alien.

11/28/2004 7:38:43 PM EDT
[#22]
Water, lots of water.
11/28/2004 7:39:22 PM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I found a gummy bear underneath my desk.

Think I should eat it?




Quoted:
Eat the aforementioned gummy if it's your own desk.



NO!  What if it's a baby alien.




Now that's just crazy talk.  
Baby aliens.
Feh.


11/28/2004 7:41:53 PM EDT
[#24]
Let me give this a try...


How about a Glock 18?


Have you guys been seeing all the 33rd Glock mags for sale now?  I'm all excited and I don't even know why.
11/28/2004 7:43:51 PM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I found a gummy bear underneath my desk.

Think I should eat it?




Quoted:
Eat the aforementioned gummy if it's your own desk.



NO!  What if it's a baby alien.





Damn.  Too late.



Tasted like chicken.
11/28/2004 7:46:29 PM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:
a 10/22 should do it.



Good idea.  I like it.  Low recoil, easy for the kids to handle if necessary, cheap ammo, should do the trick.

11/28/2004 7:57:41 PM EDT
[#27]
which model of 10/22 you going to get?
11/28/2004 7:59:18 PM EDT
[#28]
The only 10/22 I know of is Ruger's.  I'm open to suggestion.  I hear the company isn't so comsumer friendly as it used to be.

11/28/2004 8:00:48 PM EDT
[#29]
Loudspeakers, a "ghetto style" amplifier, and Tom Jones Records...

Hey, the title didn't specify "best gun..."
11/28/2004 8:03:43 PM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:
Loudspeakers, a "ghetto style" amplifier, and Tom Jones Records... yodelling records

Hey, the title didn't specify "best gun..."



fixed

11/28/2004 8:06:46 PM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:
Water, lots of water.



Dont forget a baseball bat, a brother who was a minor league reject, and a neurotic daughter.  We could win the war with just those people.
11/28/2004 8:07:00 PM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:
Loudspeakers, a "ghetto style" amplifier, and Tom Jones Records...

Hey, the title didn't specify "best gun..."



Correct.  Fight by any means necessary.  Though I must say Tom Jones music isn't that bad.

11/28/2004 8:08:38 PM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Water, lots of water.



Dont forget a baseball bat, a brother who was a minor league reject, and a neurotic daughter.  We could win the war with just those people.



Yeah, good plan if your isolated farmhouse is headed by an ex-preacher and you've got no guns.



11/28/2004 8:16:20 PM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:
Don't know...but it would obviously need a trapdoor in the butt stock I am guessing.

SGatr15



Or how about a trapdoor action?