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2/26/2010 10:56:15 AM EDT
(http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7324379/Barb-Dwyer-Britains-most-unfortunate-names-disclosed-in-new-survey.html)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7324379/Barb-Dwyer-Britains-most-unfortunate-names-disclosed-in-new-survey.html
Britain’s bizarre names

Barb Dwyer

Pearl Button

Hazel Nutt

Ray Gunn

Helen Back

Stan Still

Jo King

Lee King

Terry Bull

Mary Christmas

Max Power

Paige Turner

Sonny Day

Tim Burr

Teresa Green

Will Power

Anna Sasin

Chris Cross

Doug Hole

Justin Case

Barry Cade

America’s bizarre names:

Anna Prentice

Annette Curtain

Bill Board

Carrie Oakey

Dr Leslie Doctor

Dr Thoulton Surgeon

Dr Payne

Les Plack

Priti Manek

Dr Sumey


PS   To posting link snobs

2/26/2010 11:06:20 AM EDT
[#1]
I remember a show in the early eighties, "Real People", they had spots on women who married people whose last names made their names funny.  I remember an Ima Hogg and a Ura Belcher.

Living down south I remember an Orangejello, and women named Urine and Female.  The last two were because the mothers thought the words looked pretty.  Isn't illiteracy great?
2/26/2010 11:13:58 AM EDT
[#2]
I always liked Fuck Obama
2/26/2010 11:17:49 AM EDT
[#3]
I knew a Richard spring
2/26/2010 11:29:26 AM EDT
[#4]
Bizarre names I have encountered

Windy Seas

Stormy Seas

Malachi Frisbee

Crystal Chanda Leer

and the worst

Cortland MaCintosh Applebee
2/26/2010 11:34:01 AM EDT
[#5]
List fail, the most bizarre names always end in Zappa.
2/26/2010 11:35:52 AM EDT
[#6]
Where's the names with special characters and numbers?
2/26/2010 11:38:09 AM EDT
[#7]
la-a
2/26/2010 11:39:00 AM EDT
[#8]
Asturd
2/26/2010 11:58:04 AM EDT
[#9]
Soda
2/26/2010 12:04:51 PM EDT
[#10]
My freind joined the Navy and went to boot with a guy named Spray.
Think about it.
2/26/2010 12:06:07 PM EDT
[#11]
I remember a name in the phone book up in northern Ohio from the 60's.  It was "D Big Boogie". Next year it was gone. I bet he got an unlisted number.
2/26/2010 12:06:38 PM EDT
[#12]
Went to school with Candy Cane, Sandy Claus and Dickie Ball. Lived across the street from Dick Weed.

2/26/2010 12:11:04 PM EDT
[#13]



Quoted:


My freind joined the Navy and went to boot with a guy named Spray.

Think about it.


you call a group of airmen a flight, you call a group of soldiers a squad, so what do you call a group of seamen?



...a wad



 
2/26/2010 12:39:53 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
Where's the names with special characters and numbers?


what, like this?  



source: http://xkcd.com/327/


2/26/2010 1:13:04 PM EDT
[#15]
Stan Dupp

Sid Down

Mike Hocksmall

Hugh G Rection

Al Kilue


2/26/2010 1:14:54 PM EDT
[#16]
A friend of mine went through boot camp back in 1951 with a guy whose last name was Smegma.  Just before he shipped out to Korea, he spent the weekend with the guy and his parents.  He spent the weekend with the Smegma's.
2/26/2010 1:15:48 PM EDT
[#17]
I went to school with a Sue Ellen Peters and Sunshine Peters.
2/26/2010 1:15:53 PM EDT
[#18]
John Smallberries

John Big Boote'  (pronounced Bootay)
2/26/2010 1:16:40 PM EDT
[#19]
Lon Moor
Jim Shorts
2/26/2010 1:17:40 PM EDT
[#20]
I remember a kid in Monomoy wrestling camp called Johnny Bench...........No relation to the fameous Johnny Bench.
2/26/2010 1:17:57 PM EDT
[#21]
Watwell Atwell
2/26/2010 1:21:49 PM EDT
[#22]
How about that relief Pitcher in Jim Bouton's Ball Four plus Ball Five..............Dooly Womach.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dooley_Womack
2/26/2010 1:21:53 PM EDT
[#23]
In the Army I met an E5 named Majors. So she was Sergeant Majors. She said it made answering the phone fun.

The two doctors in the medical detachment for our BN were Captain Finger and Major Kramp. No one liked to go on sick-call.
2/26/2010 1:25:10 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
In the Army I met an E5 named Majors. So she was Sergeant Majors. She said it made answering the phone fun.

The two doctors in the medical detachment for our BN were Captain Finger and Major Kramp. No one liked to go on sick-call.


Too Funny

2/26/2010 1:33:26 PM EDT
[#25]

Jack Meoff
2/26/2010 1:38:36 PM EDT
[#26]
Parole-searched a guy named Joyce Dillinger - no shit. Didn't have a chance in life with a name like that.
2/26/2010 1:54:49 PM EDT
[#27]
A man named Sue.  That great old Johhny Cash song.
2/26/2010 2:05:17 PM EDT
[#28]
My old neighbor Holly Shetz.
 
2/26/2010 2:48:25 PM EDT
[#29]
I went to HS with a girl named Sara Porn

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2/26/2010 2:54:17 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
la-a


No shit my wife just had a little girl in her office named La-a!
2/26/2010 2:57:09 PM EDT
[#31]
I used to have a guy who worked for me named Richard Shrunk
2/26/2010 3:11:12 PM EDT
[#32]
was it pronounced la dash a?
2/26/2010 3:18:26 PM EDT
[#33]
Not sure how it was supposed to be pronounced but a guy who graduated HS when I was a freshman was named

Anis Abuzed

2/26/2010 4:45:16 PM EDT
[#34]
urich hunt
2/26/2010 4:52:46 PM EDT
[#35]
Wonderful Monds

Jarvis Redwine

Isaiah Moses Walter Hipp (I.M. Hipp)

Horace Ivory

Elvis Peacock

HH
2/26/2010 4:54:22 PM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
I always liked Fuck Obama
That guy gets more 'airtime' on here...I swear.

2/26/2010 4:54:42 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
A man named Sue.  That great old Johhny Cash song.


...kinda like Ndamukong Suh.



HH
2/26/2010 4:55:07 PM EDT
[#38]
Met an AF Col. named Airman...  Don't remember the spelling of it, but it was pronounced airman..  My wife's name is weird...Linnea..
2/26/2010 5:02:44 PM EDT
[#39]
Names are suppossed to mean something.

Please tell me what these mean?

Loquacious
Porscha
Shaniqua
Taniqua
Meconium
Delshawn, Jamarcus and Noshawn
KAGEMUSHA
TAURUS
PLEXICO
ALPHONSO SWOOPS
HOOPEYE
GIKABE
FINIS
ZONAH
ZANTHIA
2/26/2010 8:13:45 PM EDT
[#40]



2/26/2010 8:17:52 PM EDT
[#41]
Sa a female get arrested in the bank once for passing washed checks. Her first name was really "Mayonaise" and the cops were trying to hold back their laughter as they ran her name.
2/26/2010 8:22:54 PM EDT
[#42]
Quoted:
Names are suppossed to mean something.

Please tell me what these mean?

Loquacious
Porscha
Shaniqua
Taniqua
Meconium
Delshawn, Jamarcus and Noshawn
KAGEMUSHA
TAURUS
PLEXICO
ALPHONSO SWOOPS
HOOPEYE
GIKABE
FINIS
ZONAH
ZANTHIA


Well, loquacious means "talkative."
Porscha is a variation of Porcia (also Portia, Porsche) is a classical name. It was the name of Brutus' wife (the Brutus that killed Julius Caesar.)
Taurus is Latin for "bull"
Finis is Latin for "end" or "goal"

ETA:
Zonah is Hebrew for prostitute.
Zanthia may be a variation of Cynthia
Meconium is the earliest stools of an infant.
Kagemusha is Japanese for an impersonator.

For the rest you're on your own.
2/26/2010 8:23:59 PM EDT
[#43]






I knew a guy named "Rusty Battles".
I also knew a guy who legally changed his name to "Coup DeVille"
I also met a kid from South America who's name was "Nodik"... and it was pronounced "No-Dick".
 
2/26/2010 8:26:07 PM EDT
[#44]
Mike Hunt, Mike Hawk....  etc
2/26/2010 8:27:53 PM EDT
[#45]
years ago a 9 month pregnant girl was walking home around 2AM in da hood and was shot during a drive by. They rush her to the hospital and she has the baby. Of course its on the news every where and they interview the mother.

reporter asked her what she named the baby? her response ..... I am naming her Miracle Baby! Now that was pretty funny but then the reporter turns to a little girl who was in the room and asked her was she excited about her new sister? she nodded yes. the reporter asked the littler what her name was??

her response was Cutie Pie!

I laughed so damn hard I fell off the couch.

Want to guess where this story actually took place??

You guessed it. Mempfrica.
2/26/2010 8:33:20 PM EDT
[#46]
Haywood Jublome
2/26/2010 8:37:53 PM EDT
[#47]
I worked with a women who had a son named Bruce Rhee.

They were asian.
2/26/2010 9:28:49 PM EDT
[#48]
Ray Gunn would be a pretty sweet name.
2/27/2010 6:05:43 AM EDT
[#49]
I had a housemate named Ishtaire Marquis Worthy.  I.M. Worthy.
2/27/2010 6:27:02 AM EDT
[#50]

There is a vasectomy doctor in Austin named Richard Chop.
Goes by the first name Dick.
Legend has it, he is one of the best

Dan
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