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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Bleaching the butthole ?

Posted: 12/28/2014 9:47:00 PM EDT

I was looking in the mirror trying to pop a zit on my butt.

Pulled that cheek a wee back bit too far and what I saw looked pretty nasty.

I didn't know my asshole was that ugly.

What do you guys recommend for decent hetro butt hole maintenance products ?

Posted: 12/28/2014 9:48:02 PM EDT

[#1]

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I was looking in the mirror trying to pop a zit on my butt.

Pulled that cheek a wee back bit too far and what I saw looked pretty nasty.

I didn't know my asshole was that ugly.

What do you guys recommend for decent hetro butt hole maintenance products ?

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Uh...

Posted: 12/28/2014 9:48:03 PM EDT

[#2]

I recommend not looking in the mirror like that again...

Posted: 12/28/2014 10:00:12 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:

I was looking in the mirror trying to pop a zit on my butt.

Pulled that cheek a wee back bit too far and what I saw looked pretty nasty.

I didn't know my asshole was that ugly.

What do you guys recommend for decent hetro butt hole maintenance products ?

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you know you shit from there, right.

Posted: 12/28/2014 10:01:23 PM EDT

[#4]

use 2-3 baby wipes after each shit see if that cleans it up a little

Posted: 12/28/2014 10:02:46 PM EDT

[#5]

Man, if this wasn't ripe for the "Tinder thread title introductions" thread, I don't know what is...

Posted: 12/28/2014 10:03:40 PM EDT

[#6]

Sounds like you have a future as a PR guy for Dan Bilzerian.

Posted: 12/28/2014 10:08:15 PM EDT

[#7]

In the James Bond movie Thunderball, I'm pretty sure the the dog at 1:27:40 is fake. He doesn't move, like... at all.

Posted: 12/28/2014 10:10:14 PM EDT

[#8]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkJehlr1tEw

Posted: 12/28/2014 10:13:20 PM EDT

[#9]

Who is going to be looking at your asshole?

Posted: 12/28/2014 10:15:12 PM EDT

[#10]

I hear those Brazilian waxing places will do it for you.

Posted: 12/28/2014 10:17:22 PM EDT

[#11]

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I hear those Brazilian waxing places will do it for you.

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Fuck that. You can get one for free here.

Posted: 12/28/2014 10:19:39 PM EDT

[#12]

Just get rid of your mirror

Posted: 12/28/2014 10:20:16 PM EDT

[#13]

Aside from your mirror sessions, who are you worried about checking out your butthole?

Shower and soap would probably help.

Posted: 12/28/2014 10:22:56 PM EDT

[#14]

wtf lol

Posted: 12/28/2014 10:28:28 PM EDT

[#15]

that was your last chance....

Posted: 12/28/2014 10:28:47 PM EDT

[#16]

trolling tech forum..

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