Posted: 12/11/2006 5:46:36 AM EDT
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I watched it yesterday afternoon... and fell asleep. I'm amazed they got some of the people to star in this movie: - Ben Kingsley: I don't know why I think he's above being in such a piece of crap movie... he's been in plenty of other crappy flicks, but still. - Michael Madsen: Well, ok... this guy can't really act himself out of a paperbag and this movie proves it. He's just been lucky enough to be cast as a goon in most of the movies he's been in and has had just enough dialogue to get by. - Meat Loaf: WTF? Ok... I don't consider him an actor... aside from Robert Paulson in Fight Club. - Michelle Rodriguez: Eh... she gets what she can I guess... Ok... I was wrong... these actors were perfect for this movie... they all border on or are miles behind the lines of suckdom. It's not that this movie was Uwe Boll's worse movie. It was just so damned boring. The vampires were pretty much pussies. Not the superhuman-empowered undead blood suckers of other vamp movies. The fights scenes were very slow... like they didn't get far enough in the fight choreography to comfortably do it at full speed. On a high note though it was pretty frickin gory... way more than House of the Dead. But the most redeeming part of this movie is by far Kristanna Loken. Dressed in tight clothes, showing some serious cleavage and in a major surprise, she ha a luke warm sex scene where the guy nailing her rips her top open and gives the viewer some nice boob shots. Probably the only good reason to actually watch this movie. She's totally hot. Beyond that. this is exactly what you'd expect from a Uwe Boll video game movie... which is to say it's only good for one thing... for me to poop on. |
Did you read this? Sounds like he's an even bigger douche than I thought. |
Yup. It made me want to post some negative reviews about his movies. 
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