Posted: 12/11/2006 12:54:37 AM EDT
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So yah i'm kind of drunk and i get the booty call, she offers to come and get me and what do i find, yeah thats right, she's got those kind of pants on. The ones with the 6 buttons down the front that make it damn near impossible to remove gracefully. She didnt even buy that ones that you can slide off after getting the first one or two undone, no she has the ones that hug right aganist her her hips and put the squueze of death on her ass. Drunk fingers and ONE damn button is always hard enough, but 6!? What is the world coming to? Not that im complaining |
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She booty called you right... then anything goes. When doing booty calls here's a pratical tip: Take a look at the numbers in your cell phone. (I am assuming you have morew than one chick in the phone) What you want to do is this... set the booty call up EARLY. Not at 11 or later. First... type a generic message in your phone(you need text if you dont have it) The message should read something like : " Hey what's up? What are you doing?" Now send this message to all the possible candidates at the same time. Dont send it multiple times just add all the chicks to the distribution list, on my phone it prompts me to add names, I just go down the list clicking possible candidates. Here is the rule or LAW OF AVERAGES...... (Math is critical here) The LAW of Averages is this... 1 out of 5 will definitiely be game. So out of a minimum of 15 that you should have in your phone, you will get 3 who are primed. Then take your pick. It's science and math. If you respect the laws of math and science they will respect you. Use science to increase your booty call potentials. |
I may have to build a shrine to you in my house, so I can worship you better. |
Roo has it figured out to a science. 
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Take heed. This man speaks the truth. |