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12/22/2008 6:10:24 PM EDT
I have enjoyed a series of computer games called Civilization since the first one came out in the early 90's. I truly enjoy a good turn based strategy game. I'm going to make this short because I am still disgusted. I was playing the latest in the series, Civilization Revolutions for the XBOX 360, when my "culture" advanced enough to create a "great thinker" named Karl Marx.
12/22/2008 6:11:49 PM EDT
[#1]
Oh for fuck sake.

It's a fucking list of names in an XML file. Go edit it if it pisses you off so.





eta: In my last game of Civ IV the Russians got a Washington as a great leader. It's obviously a conspiracy to imply that the Founding Fathers were commies.
12/22/2008 6:13:24 PM EDT
[#2]
If it's called "Revolutions", then it may not be too outrageous, because I assume that Marx asshole is responsible for a good number of the revolutions in the 20th century around the world.
12/22/2008 6:13:37 PM EDT
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I got it for the PS3.  Pretty good game.
12/22/2008 6:13:43 PM EDT
[#4]
Hard to deny that his thoughts have had an effect on the modern world...so yeah, I'd go along with the "great thinker" thing.
12/22/2008 6:14:04 PM EDT
[#5]
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Oh for fuck sake.

It's a fucking list of names in an XML file. Go edit it if it pisses you off so.


Edit: Nevermind, I'll be civil.
12/22/2008 6:16:05 PM EDT
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Oh for fuck sake.

It's a fucking list of names in an XML file. Go edit it if it pisses you off so.


Edit: Nevermind, I'll be civil.


WTF are you guys talking about? Some how your PS3 was able to think on its own? Sounds like you got hackers or a bigger problem.
12/22/2008 6:17:08 PM EDT
[#7]
Holy shit, everyone has a bug up their ass tonight. Disregard, I'll come back tomorrow.
12/22/2008 6:21:49 PM EDT
[#8]
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Holy shit, everyone has a bug up their ass tonight. Disregard, I'll come back tomorrow.


From your responses, it seems that you might be the one with the bug up your behind.
12/22/2008 6:25:08 PM EDT
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Holy shit, everyone has a bug up their ass tonight. Disregard, I'll come back tomorrow.


From your responses, it seems that you might be the one with the bug up your behind.


Probably so. You would be pissed off too if you spent $35 at gamestop for a used game and played it for 3 hours only to find out that it had commie bastard messages in it.
12/22/2008 6:26:51 PM EDT
[#10]
Well he was a great thinker, the problem was most of the things he thought of were fucking wrong.
12/22/2008 6:28:37 PM EDT
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Well he was a great thinker, the problem was most of the things he thought of were fucking wrong.


Perhaps it would help to explain that "great thinkers," "great scientists" etc. would cause beneficial effects in the game.
12/22/2008 6:29:08 PM EDT
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Holy shit, everyone has a bug up their ass tonight. Disregard, I'll come back tomorrow.


From your responses, it seems that you might be the one with the bug up your behind.


Probably so. You would be pissed off too if you spent $35 at gamestop for a used game and played it for 3 hours only to find out that it had commie bastard messages in it.


Spoiler: It has "communism" as a tech and "state property" as a civic. I just want to let you in on those now so you don't have a heart attack later in the game.
12/22/2008 6:29:31 PM EDT
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Holy shit, everyone has a bug up their ass tonight. Disregard, I'll come back tomorrow.


From your responses, it seems that you might be the one with the bug up your behind.


Probably so. You would be pissed off too if you spent $35 at gamestop for a used game and played it for 3 hours only to find out that it had commie bastard messages in it.


I paid $55 for it, enjoyed it because it was a GAME, and traded it in a month later.
12/22/2008 6:30:16 PM EDT
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Well he was a great thinker, the problem was most of the things he thought of were fucking wrong.


Perhaps it would help to explain that "great thinkers," "great scientists" etc. would cause beneficial effects in the game.


In that case, I agree it's stupid.

Stiil, I don't think I'd be outraged or angry, I'd just think it was dumb - but I'm sure I could still enjoy the game.
12/22/2008 6:31:45 PM EDT
[#15]
I think I'm just pissed off because I have a daughter on the way and everywhere I turn there seem to be bad influences for her. You can't watch a fricken cartoon without being convinced that republicans are bad these days.
12/22/2008 6:33:25 PM EDT
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Well he was a great thinker, the problem was most of the things he thought of were fucking wrong.


Perhaps it would help to explain that "great thinkers," "great scientists" etc. would cause beneficial effects in the game.


In that case, I agree it's stupid.

Stiil, I don't think I'd be outraged or angry, I'd just think it was dumb - but I'm sure I could still enjoy the game.


The beneficial effects he's talking about are stuff like completing research on a technology or civic faster, etc.

So it wouldn't be out of the realm of possibility to use Karl Marx to research, for example, Communism faster.

edit:

Great Artists/Thinkers
Use them to convert enemy city, or settle them in city for +50% culture production
Aesop Writing
Aristotle University
Charles Babbage Networking
J.S. Bach Religion
Fyodor Dostoevsky Industrialization
Homer Alphabet
Karl Marx Communism
Plato Pottery
Great Builders
Use them to instantly complete production of any unit/building/or wonder, or settle them in city to halve the cost of all buildings in the city for future constructions.
Cheops Masonry
Leonardo da Vinci Invention
Henry Ford The Automobile
Gilgamesh Horseback Riding
Imhotep Ceremonial Burial
Nebuchadnezzar Construction
George Stephenson Steel
James Watt Steam Power
Sophocles Democracy
Leopold Stokowski Superconductor
Great Explorer/Industrialist
Use them to get a large one-time gold bonus, or settle them in city to receive +50% gold production.
Roald Amundsen Combustion
Christopher Columbus Banking
Vasco Da Gama Navigation
W.R. Hearst Mass Media
Marco Polo Currency
Sargon Bronze Working
Tippu Sultan Space Flight
Wilbur Wright Advanced Flight
Great Humanitarian
Use them to add +1 population to all your cities, or settle them in city for +50% population growth rate.
Thomas Becket Feudalism
Frederick Douglass Railroad
Johannes Gutenberg Printing Press
Lao Tzu Irrigation
Florence Nightingale Gunpowder
Albert Schweitzer Globalization
Eli Whitney Mass Production
Great Leader
Use them to upgrade all your units to veteran, or settle them in city so your newly created units receive +3 experience points (free upgrade if the city also has barracks).
Agamemnon Iron Working
David Monarchy
Great Scientist
Use them to instantly finish research of current technology, or settle them in city for +50% science.
Archimedes Engineering
Alexander G. Bell The Corporation
Confucius Literacy
Marie Curie Metallurgy
Thomas Edison Electricity
Albert Einstein Atomic Theory
Enrico Fermi Nuclear Power
Otto Lilienthal Flight
Guglielmo Marconi Electronics
Pythagoras Mathematics
Solomon Code of Laws
12/22/2008 6:36:12 PM EDT
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Well he was a great thinker, the problem was most of the things he thought of were fucking wrong.


Perhaps it would help to explain that "great thinkers," "great scientists" etc. would cause beneficial effects in the game.


In that case, I agree it's stupid.

Stiil, I don't think I'd be outraged or angry, I'd just think it was dumb - but I'm sure I could still enjoy the game.


The beneficial effects he's talking about are stuff like completing research on a technology or civic faster, etc.

So it wouldn't be out of the realm of possibility to use Karl Marx to research, for example, Communism faster.


I get that, and I understand how the underlying engines for these types of games operate - I'm just agreeing with his observation that based on the history of Marxist ideology and centrally planned economies and communism in general, it really shouldn't be considered a benefit for a society.

That said, I also realize that it's just a silly game, so while I understand his complaint now, I certainly wouldn't let it bother me or prevent me from enjoying a game like that - I'd just snort with bemusement when I saw it.
12/22/2008 6:38:16 PM EDT
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Holy shit, everyone has a bug up their ass tonight. Disregard, I'll come back tomorrow.
How about never? Is never good for you?



12/22/2008 6:40:42 PM EDT
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Holy shit, everyone has a bug up their ass tonight. Disregard, I'll come back tomorrow.
How about never? Is never good for you?



Yes, actually that sounds excellent. DK-Prof, can you please coordinate the deletion of my account?
12/22/2008 6:59:24 PM EDT
[#20]
I'll go ahead and lock this thread, since now people are just dog-piling for no good reason.
12/22/2008 6:59:31 PM EDT
[#21]
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