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6/9/2005 10:00:54 AM EDT
What are some good ways to let somebody know you don't want to see them again, without being totally offensive, twisted and devious?
A date last night admitted that she has more than one personality.  I do not wish to get her angry alter egos angry at me.  I almost punched out the second she told me of her at least one other personality.  This has potential to get excitable quickly.
My devious mind is coming up with ways that would piss off the most tolerant person.
6/9/2005 10:03:07 AM EDT
[#1]
You're screwed.
6/9/2005 10:05:48 AM EDT
[#2]
Quoted:
You're screwed.
Once against, the warm breeze of tender hope rampages forth...
6/9/2005 10:10:47 AM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:
Quoted:
You're screwed.
Once against, the warm breeze of tender hope rampages forth...



I prefer to think of myself as The Wet-Blanket of Reality
6/9/2005 10:11:04 AM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
Quoted:
You're screwed.
Once against, the warm breeze of tender hope rampages forth...


That's not tender hope, it's the bean burrito:
6/9/2005 10:20:32 AM EDT
[#5]
hmmmmmmmm  


truthful is always good, imo
6/9/2005 10:25:33 AM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
You're screwed.
Once against, the warm breeze of tender hope rampages forth...



I prefer to think of myself as The Wet-BlanketGasoline-Soaked-Rag of Reality
6/9/2005 10:27:18 AM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
hmmmmmmmm  


truthful is always good, imo





That I think she's loonier than a shithouse rat and I think she's bad news?
6/9/2005 10:31:16 AM EDT
[#8]
Just tell her that you don't have enough in common.  Or somthin'.  But don't drag it out.  

Whatever you do, don't cheat on one personality by dating the other.  
6/9/2005 10:31:38 AM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
Quoted:
hmmmmmmmm  


truthful is always good, imo





That I think she's loonier than a shithouse rat and I think she's bad news?


 you are screwed then.  
6/9/2005 10:33:09 AM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
Just tell her that you don't have enough in common.  Or somthin'.  But don't drag it out.  

Whatever you do, don't cheat on one personality by dating the other.  
6/9/2005 10:53:44 AM EDT
[#11]
heck, just start your own second (or, in your case possibbly third) personality, who is an ass, and have him dump her.

good luck man


txl



eta, hey, are any of those other personalities nymphos?
6/9/2005 10:55:04 AM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
heck, just start your own second (or, in your case possibbly third) personality, who is an ass, and have him dump her.

good luck man


txl
Already ahead of you.
6/9/2005 10:55:57 AM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
eta, hey, are any of those other personalities nymphos?
She said she had no idea what they were like, because her friends won't tell her.
Perhaps "Rose" really is her inner slut.
6/9/2005 11:19:51 AM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
You're screwed.



Basically.

Get away as fast as you can, any way you can.  I'm dealing with a pshyco woman right now- and the worst part is I am a woman!  Doh!  And it's not fun.  Hopefully your pshyco isn't as spiteful as mine.  
6/9/2005 11:27:53 AM EDT
[#15]
Double feed,

Just tell her that when you asked her about having a "threesome," you were talking about another person not another personality.

ETA:  You are pretty much screwed.  When you drop the bad news, you will become the embodiment of everything that has gone wrong in her life.  All of her mental problems will become your fault.  The only way she can "fix" the problem is to "fix" you (that aint good).    Dump her and get a restraining order, conceal carry always and if you can, get her Baker Act'ed.  That'll give you 72 hours to get out of town.
6/9/2005 11:30:45 AM EDT
[#16]
Hey, as long as you didnt spend big-bank on her or give her some decent "double-feed", you got a 50/50 chance of coming out of this unscathed...
6/9/2005 11:40:30 AM EDT
[#17]
6/9/2005 11:42:40 AM EDT
[#18]
Just date the one you like, and tell the "other" one that you are already seeing someone else

GM
6/9/2005 11:45:45 AM EDT
[#19]
Well, you gotta give her props for being honest.

Multiple personality disorder (this is going back to my days of studying psychology) almost always results from severe physical and sexual abuse as a child.  Unless you're ready to deal with a crapload of baggage, I wouldn't stick around.

I dunno what to tell you but don't drag it out if you want to run already.
6/9/2005 11:48:57 AM EDT
[#20]
RUN FORREST, RUN!!!
6/9/2005 11:59:34 AM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:

A date last night admitted that she has more than one personality.  I do not wish to get her angry alter egos angry at me.  I almost punched out the second she told me of her at least one other personality.


Quitter!
6/9/2005 11:59:47 AM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Double feed,

Just tell her that when you asked her about having a "threesome," you were talking about another person not another personality.

ETA:  You are pretty much screwed.  When you drop the bad news, you will become the embodiment of everything that has gone wrong in her life.  All of her mental problems will become your fault.  The only way she can "fix" the problem is to "fix" you (that aint good).    Dump her and get a restraining order, conceal carry always and if you can, get her Baker Act'ed.  That'll give you 72 hours to get out of town.
She doesn't know where I live, my last name or my email address.
I can always escalate the psychopathy to the point where she'd likely leave me alone.
Gabby - you are correct.  I've have had my fill of abused people.  I want no more.
6/9/2005 12:06:59 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
Just tell her that you don't have enough in common.  Or somthin'.  But don't drag it out.  

Whatever you do, don't cheat on one personality by dating the other.  
6/9/2005 12:08:54 PM EDT
[#24]
When i go hunting in texas end of this year.... i'll try not to meet any girls when i go out at night.
6/9/2005 12:12:35 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
Quoted:

A date last night admitted that she has more than one personality.  I do not wish to get her angry alter egos angry at me.  I almost punched out the second she told me of her at least one other personality.


Quitter!



Quitters never get hacked to pieces in the bathtub win!
6/9/2005 12:13:17 PM EDT
[#26]
Seriously though, is it possible that someone with MPD actually knows they have multiple personalities??? Don't the other personalities occur spontaneously and involuntarily, and function pretty much independently from the other?
6/9/2005 12:17:51 PM EDT
[#27]
Take out the cute, stable one.    

Leave the ugly, nasty, mean, strange, sick, "F'ed" up one home.    

Colt_SBR  
6/9/2005 12:19:01 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
Seriously though, is it possible that someone with MPD actually knows they have multiple personalities??? Don't the other personalities occur spontaneously and involuntarily, and function pretty much independently from the other?
Until somebody tells them, they don't know.  They only thing they do know is that they lose time.  She described both: She said she was talking on the phone with a friend late at night, and she doesn't remember past 1030pm.  Her phone records and her friend said they were talking until 0330am.  For the last 5 hours, the individual who he was talking to acted very differently (he wouldn't tell her how) and insisted on being called Rose.
6/9/2005 12:25:52 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Seriously though, is it possible that someone with MPD actually knows they have multiple personalities??? Don't the other personalities occur spontaneously and involuntarily, and function pretty much independently from the other?
Until somebody tells them, they don't know.  They only thing they do know is that they lose time.  She described both: She said she was talking on the phone with a friend late at night, and she doesn't remember past 1030pm.  Her phone records and her friend said they were talking until 0330am.  For the last 5 hours, the individual who he was talking to acted very differently (he wouldn't tell her how) and insisted on being called Rose.


So let me get this straight, she was talking to a guy friend and he continued to talk to her for 5 hours while she was someone else?
6/9/2005 12:29:02 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Seriously though, is it possible that someone with MPD actually knows they have multiple personalities??? Don't the other personalities occur spontaneously and involuntarily, and function pretty much independently from the other?
Until somebody tells them, they don't know.  They only thing they do know is that they lose time.  She described both: She said she was talking on the phone with a friend late at night, and she doesn't remember past 1030pm.  Her phone records and her friend said they were talking until 0330am.  For the last 5 hours, the individual who he was talking to acted very differently (he wouldn't tell her how) and insisted on being called Rose.


So let me get this straight, she was talking to a guy friend and he continued to talk to her for 5 hours while she was someone else?

Correct.
6/9/2005 12:35:32 PM EDT
[#31]
Ask to speak to each personality separately, and tell them you're seeing someone else.

Seriously, just tell her that you think she's a great girl, but that you just don't see the relationship progressing, and you think it would be best to go your separate ways.
6/9/2005 12:35:54 PM EDT
[#32]
Tell her you are gay and you just can't hide it any more...demand that at least one of her personalities gets a sex change, and until then, you just can not bring yourself to see "them" any more.

6/9/2005 12:37:01 PM EDT
[#33]
Tell her your other personality can't stand her other personality so it would never work.
6/9/2005 12:42:09 PM EDT
[#34]
6/9/2005 12:44:47 PM EDT
[#35]
hmmmm a legal form of polygamy, it could work out...if one is the great homaker and hard worker, and the oher personality is the deep fried nympho, heck you got it made.

'cept when the housewife asks why her butt hurts in the morning.


Seriously, run.  Say "I'm sorry but I ain't enough of a man to handle this sort of thing" and run.
6/9/2005 12:48:21 PM EDT
[#36]
Damn.

After reading this, I still say you should try to nail BOTH of them, THEN turn into an asshole and dump her(them).
6/9/2005 12:50:48 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
What are some good ways to let somebody know you don't want to see them again, without being totally offensive, twisted and devious?
A date last night admitted that she has more than one personality.  I do not wish to get her angry alter egos angry at me.  I almost punched out the second she told me of her at least one other personality.  This has potential to get excitable quickly.
My devious mind is coming up with ways that would piss off the most tolerant person.


Let me re-write this for you.

A good way to let someone know you don't want to see them again, without being totally offensive, ( I am sorry, you will still have to be twisted and devious) is to claim you have more than one personality.

Just thought it might look more interesting from a different perspective.
Aka: Rose j/k
6/9/2005 12:52:32 PM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
Quoted:
What are some good ways to let somebody know you don't want to see them again, without being totally offensive, twisted and devious?
A date last night admitted that she has more than one personality.  I do not wish to get her angry alter egos angry at me.  I almost punched out the second she told me of her at least one other personality.  This has potential to get excitable quickly.
My devious mind is coming up with ways that would piss off the most tolerant person.


Let me re-write this for you.

A good way to let someone know you don't want to see them again, without being totally offensive, ( I am sorry, you will still have to be twisted and devious) is to claim you have more than one personality.

Just thought it might look more interesting from a different perspective.
Aka: Rose j/k

You know, I considered that, but she talked to me for 3 more hours after that.
6/9/2005 12:53:33 PM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
Just tell her that you don't have enough in common.  Or somthin'.  But don't drag it out.  

Whatever you do, don't cheat on one personality by dating the other.  
6/9/2005 1:56:22 PM EDT
[#40]


I'm not sure I believe this.  Why would someone divulge that kind of information (if it's true) on a first date?  I'm assuming it was a first date, since you said she didn't know your last name and such.  That's beyond bizarre, imo.  Either way, that's a land mine waiting to explode.  Whatever you do, be nice to her.  You don't want any of them her coming after you.  
6/9/2005 2:17:52 PM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:


I'm not sure I believe this.  Why would someone divulge that kind of information (if it's true) on a first date?  I'm assuming it was a first date, since you said she didn't know your last name and such.  That's beyond bizarre, imo.  Either way, that's a land mine waiting to explode.  Whatever you do, be nice to her.  You don't want any of them her coming after you.  

www.mydivadesigns.com/sybil.jpg


I read that book.  I didn't see the movie, but the book was quite a read.
6/9/2005 2:20:04 PM EDT
[#42]
Quoted:
I read that book.  I didn't see the movie, but the book was quite a read.


I didn't see the movie, either, but the book was nuts.  No pun intended.
6/9/2005 3:36:49 PM EDT
[#43]
Introduce her to a baseball team and let them take over from there.
6/9/2005 4:05:53 PM EDT
[#44]
Quoted:
Tell her you are gay and you just can't hide it any more...demand that at least one of her personalities gets a sex change, and until then, you just can not bring yourself to see "them" any more.



With his luck.



One will.
6/9/2005 4:13:43 PM EDT
[#45]
1. Call her the wrong name during sex.

2. Hit on her mother.

3. Take her somewhere expensive and forget your wallet a few times.

4. Glom onto her - call her obsessively every half hour, demand that you spend all your free time together, go to her work an hour before quitting time and sit and wait for her to finish, then tell her you just like watching her.

5. Pick your nose and eat it.
6/9/2005 5:48:41 PM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:
Quoted:
eta, hey, are any of those other personalities nymphos?
She said she had no idea what they were like, because her friends won't tell her.


Run. Your approach is far less important than the distance you create. She's a loon.
6/9/2005 5:50:30 PM EDT
[#47]
She's lying anyway...just tell her to F off.
6/9/2005 6:01:08 PM EDT
[#48]
<---casts vote for 'stick around and see where it goes; take lots of notes and share stories with us...'



(seriously...)
6/9/2005 6:03:17 PM EDT
[#49]
Quoted:
She's lying anyway...just tell her to F off.

Think so?

During "intimate" time, say something like, "You know, that other chick is MUCH better than you.  Can y'all switch quick?"
6/9/2005 6:05:31 PM EDT
[#50]
It's a fun scenario, but just too wacky to believe.  The thread is pretty hilarious though! I definately give it "two personalities up"
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