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Posted: 5/9/2008 3:16:35 PM EDT

Was heading back from a run to Connecticut Wednesday, and caught up to a pickup with one reading Wife And Dog Missing ... Reward For Dog on the back window. Good for a chuckle at the end of a long, aggravating day.

Born Free, Taxed To Death is another good one I saw on the back of a bobtailing Peterbilt.

You're All Sheep!

What Would Scooby Do?

Die MTV Die!

What are some that you've come across?

Posted: 5/9/2008 3:20:01 PM EDT

[#1]

I saw a rainbow background with I Can't Even Think Straight on it.

Posted: 5/9/2008 3:24:33 PM EDT

[#2]

Two of my favorites:

Posted: 5/9/2008 3:25:12 PM EDT

[#3]

link to the jon galt decal?

Posted: 5/9/2008 3:26:12 PM EDT

[#4]

No shit! It's time for some John Galt with a bolt face stickers to get circulated!

Posted: 5/9/2008 3:26:40 PM EDT

[#5]

I used to have one on my car that read "So many christians, so few lions"

I thought it was funny.

Posted: 5/9/2008 3:27:58 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
I used to have one on my car that read "So many christians, so few lions"

I thought it was funny.

Posted: 5/9/2008 3:28:14 PM EDT

[#7]

but really who is john galt?

nm wiki told me

Posted: 5/9/2008 3:29:45 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
but really who is john galt?

Are you serious?

Posted: 5/9/2008 3:30:59 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:

Quoted:
but really who is john galt?

Are you serious?

i was, ive never hear dof him or that book looks like i'll be on the can for a few days

Posted: 5/9/2008 3:33:56 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:

Quoted:
but really who is john galt?

Are you serious?

i was, ive never hear dof him or that book looks like i'll be on the can for a few days

Atlas Shrugged has a character in it named John Galt that leads a "revolution" to withdraw from the looter/socialist society that grows progressively more dominant in his lifetime. The relevance to todays politics and practices is becoming more prominent.

Posted: 5/9/2008 3:46:00 PM EDT

[#11]

I have this one just because I like pissing people off

A funny one I saw a few weeks ago, had a picture of a pyramid with the words, "Slavery: Gets Shit Done" next to it.

I thought it was hilarious

Posted: 5/9/2008 4:14:01 PM EDT

[#12]

Driver has no cash, he owns a Jeep.

Screw peace, give WAR a chance.

You have seen our beach NOW GO HOME!

On a sign "Warning Pitbull with AIDs"

Posted: 5/9/2008 4:36:02 PM EDT

[#13]

A design I am working on:

"My Child is an Honor Student at 201 Poplar"

(If you live in or around Memphis, that is FREAKIN' hilarious!)

Posted: 5/9/2008 5:48:28 PM EDT

[#14]

Stop, Drop and Roll
Don't Work in Hell

Posted: 5/9/2008 5:54:53 PM EDT

[#15]

I saw two a couple months ago while on base, on the same car:

Calvin pissing on "Army Wives"

and

"It's 1000 hours in Iraq...do you know which club your wife is in right now?"

Methinks someone was burned whilst deployed...

Posted: 5/9/2008 6:31:30 PM EDT

[#16]

"Give terrorism a chance: VOTE DEMOCRAT"

Posted: 5/9/2008 6:44:56 PM EDT

[#17]

I love waterboarding......I thought it was funny.....

Posted: 5/9/2008 6:52:11 PM EDT

[#18]

If we would have known the outcome, we would have picked our own cotton....

Posted: 5/9/2008 6:52:12 PM EDT

[#19]

This is one of my favorites:

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n116/ro23dart/LS_if_guns_kill_people_do_pencils_m.jpg

Posted: 5/9/2008 6:54:46 PM EDT

[#20]

"Guns Kill ... Just Like Spoons Made Rosie O'Donnell Fat!"

Posted: 5/9/2008 6:55:12 PM EDT

[#21]

ha, found and ordered a who is john galt decal for myne auto:

here

Posted: 5/9/2008 6:59:08 PM EDT

[#22]

Posted: 5/9/2008 7:00:28 PM EDT

[#23]

Annoy a liberal. Work hard. Be happy.

Posted: 5/9/2008 7:13:22 PM EDT

[#24]

I've seen "If you follow too close, I'll flick a booger on your windshield"
and "My kid's prisoner of the month at the county jail"

Posted: 5/9/2008 7:20:08 PM EDT

[#25]

Posted: 5/9/2008 8:03:16 PM EDT

[#26]

Get Back In The Closet

Posted: 5/9/2008 8:21:18 PM EDT

[#27]

I beat up 5 hippies and all I got was this stinkin Pruis.

Posted: 5/9/2008 8:26:54 PM EDT

[#28]

Funniest thing I've seen was not a bumper sticker, but was on the back of a trailer. The trailer was dirty, and someone had written on the back of the door, "I wish my girl was this dirty", thought that was pretty classy.

Posted: 5/9/2008 8:32:55 PM EDT

[#29]

A guy here in town has these two on his truck: "For a small town there sure are alot of Assholes...", and "Caution driver chews Redman".

Posted: 5/9/2008 8:48:43 PM EDT

[#30]

Hahaha, some good ones here.

Posted: 5/9/2008 8:55:44 PM EDT

[#31]

saw one once "Lost your cat? check under my tires"

Posted: 5/9/2008 8:56:56 PM EDT

[#32]

On my truck: "Yes, this is my pickup. No, I will not help you move."

Posted: 5/9/2008 8:58:58 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
Two of my favorites:

www.johngaltgifts.com/prodimages/ReardenFactoryDecal1a.jpg

www.johngaltgifts.com/prodimages/JohnGaltGirlyDecal1a.jpg

I'm actually reading Atlas Shrugged right now. Just finished part 1/3.

Posted: 5/9/2008 9:36:15 PM EDT

[#34]

I saw an old guy with the bumper sticker that said "Hey Hillary , your village called. They want their idiot back.' Cracked me the hell up too and this was the summer of 2007 when I saw it.

Posted: 5/9/2008 9:41:02 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
I have this one just because I like pissing people off
img152.imageshack.us/img152/1502/22sm2.png

That's great.

Posted: 5/9/2008 9:41:29 PM EDT

[#36]

"If violence isn't the answer, you may be asking the wrong question."

Posted: 5/9/2008 9:42:47 PM EDT

[#37]

On the back of a large, lifted pickup with monster tires:

"Cats flattened while you wait"

Posted: 5/10/2008 12:27:46 AM EDT

[#38]

Sadly, my son worked for a private security contractor at an Army post in the evenings between deployments. It's so common that it's scary.

Quoted:
I saw two a couple months ago while on base, on the same car:

Calvin pissing on "Army Wives"

and

"It's 1000 hours in Iraq...do you know which club your wife is in right now?"

Methinks someone was burned whilst deployed...

Posted: 5/10/2008 12:54:22 AM EDT

[#39]

"Where are we going, and why are we in this handbasket?"
"Shitbox from Hell"
"Driver only carries $20 worth of ammo"
"Hang up and drive!"
"Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like to?"

Posted: 5/10/2008 1:16:06 AM EDT

[#40]

" Vote For Ted Kennedy - A Blond In Every Pond"
"Have You Beat The Brat Today?"

Posted: 5/10/2008 1:18:17 AM EDT

[#41]

"If it's tourist season - Why can't I shoot them?"

Posted: 5/10/2008 1:20:25 AM EDT

[#42]

Here's my bumper sticker... Well, is a magnet, but you get the idea.

I have a matching shirt as well.

Posted: 5/10/2008 1:26:45 AM EDT

[#43]

Eat your honey...a million bears can't be wrong.

Posted: 5/10/2008 3:40:26 AM EDT

[#44]

I found it and now my finger stinks! On the back of a pickup

Posted: 5/10/2008 4:31:03 AM EDT

[#45]

I had these in NoCal- Earth First! We'll log the other planets later!
I Love Animals-They're Tastey

Seen in Austin- Sorry I wasn't at church Sunday, I was at home practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.

my favorite that was never a sticker- HMH 345-You call, we haul! (marine frog squadron)
HHM-533-IF we can't lift it, you don't need it!!! (marine super E squadron)
found scrawled on a wall in a line shack at the airfield of a reserve training area in central kali.

Posted: 5/10/2008 4:45:51 AM EDT

[#46]

Vote Yes on 3
one woman, one man, one woman

Posted: 5/10/2008 5:10:13 AM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:
A design I am working on:

"My Child is an Honor Student at 201 Poplar"

(If you live in or around Memphis, that is FREAKIN' hilarious!)

ROFLMFAO!

God...I hate those idiots at 201 Poplar.

J

Posted: 5/10/2008 5:25:03 AM EDT

[#48]

"Jack'm up.... fat bitches can't climb"

back of a tall pic-up

Posted: 5/10/2008 5:33:19 AM EDT

[#49]

Quoted:
This is one of my favorites:

i110.photobucket.com/albums/n116/ro23dart/LS_if_guns_kill_people_do_pencils_m.jpg

That's a good one.

Posted: 5/10/2008 5:33:50 AM EDT

[#50]

Quoted:

Quoted:
A design I am working on:

"My Child is an Honor Student at 201 Poplar"

(If you live in or around Memphis, that is FREAKIN' hilarious!)

ROFLMFAO!

God...I hate those idiots at 201 Poplar.

J

I need a good design. Something with bars, maybe.

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