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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Burial, Cremation, or ...?

Posted: 8/27/2005 12:06:34 AM EST

OK, slow-ass night...

Just read Stiff - The Curious Life of Human Cadavers

Deals with all manners of historical, medical, criminal, and ethical uses of your "soul-craft"

How would you like to "disposed of"?

Buried?
Cremated?
Organ/Anatomy donor?
Mummified?
Shot out of a cannon?!

What Say You?

Posted: 8/27/2005 12:11:49 AM EST

[#1]

Mummified, and placed in a display case.

But thats just me.

Posted: 8/27/2005 12:14:53 AM EST

[#2]

VIKING FUNERAL

Posted: 8/27/2005 1:16:34 AM EST

[#3]

Life & Land are for the Living.

Cremate me and put the ashes on my grandparent's graves.

wganz
¶

Posted: 8/27/2005 1:45:59 AM EST

[#4]

ain't no way i'm gonna be roasted, i wanna be buried so's i'll be in one piece when i get ressurected.

Posted: 8/27/2005 2:38:48 AM EST

[#5]

I have instructed that all my viable organs be donated for transplant. My liver is dying so it will be of no use to anyone. However, the rest of my parts are good to go. My corneas, kidneys, lungs, heart, and colon will give somebody a new lease on life or perhaps at least a better life.

Please donate your organs for transplant. You won't need them anymore.

Posted: 8/27/2005 9:17:01 AM EST

[#6]

Quoted:
VIKING FUNERAL

Posted: 8/27/2005 9:22:31 AM EST

[#7]

Preserved in plastic like a scorpion with a Budweiser in my hand.

Posted: 8/27/2005 9:23:13 AM EST

[#8]

Quoted:
ain't no way i'm gonna be roasted, i wanna be buried so's i'll be in one piece when i get ressurected.

in a writing course i took a couple semesters ago, we read a story that was about the preping of bodies for burial.

the bodies are mutulated during the process. you won't be in one piece, your organs are sucked out of you. overall, it's a pretty awful process, and i sure as hell won't let anyone do that to my body or the bodies of any family members.

Posted: 8/27/2005 9:31:32 AM EST

[#9]

Cryogenically stored away for future use.

[Austin Powers] Yeah, baby! [/Austin Powers]

Posted: 8/27/2005 9:43:51 AM EST

[#10]

Send me to the taxidermy guy , then stand me in a corner
with a sign around my neck saying .

Oh shit ... I'm dead

Posted: 8/27/2005 9:47:59 AM EST

[#11]

Quoted:
ain't no way i'm gonna be roasted, i wanna be buried so's i'll be in one piece when i get ressurected.

I am by no means an expert on life after death, but isn't it the soul that's resurrected? Unless you plan on assending into heaven, ala body and soul, then you don't need to worry about what happens to the body.

Posted: 8/27/2005 9:48:24 AM EST

[#12]

I'd like to donate whatever can save or enhance someone else's life, and then be cremated. I leave it up to the living where to spread my ashes.

Posted: 8/27/2005 9:49:18 AM EST

[#13]

Put me in a garbage can and set me out on the street.

Posted: 8/27/2005 9:50:08 AM EST

[#14]

Cremate me.

Posted: 8/27/2005 9:51:59 AM EST

[#15]

I want all of my useable organs to be harvested for transplant. After that I really dont care. Hell, they can just stand me over in the corner, I can stand them if they can stand me!

Posted: 8/27/2005 9:54:15 AM EST

[#16]

Quoted:
I have instructed that all my viable organs be donated for transplant. My liver is dying so it will be of no use to anyone. However, the rest of my parts are good to go. My corneas, kidneys, lungs, heart, and colon will give somebody a new lease on life or perhaps at least a better life.

Please donate your organs for transplant. You won't need them anymore.

Well I can think of one 'organ' I'd like to donate, Lord know it didn't get enough use in this life time...

...

Posted: 8/27/2005 10:00:05 AM EST

[#17]

Quoted:
VIKING FUNERAL

Cremated.

Posted: 8/27/2005 10:29:01 AM EST

[#18]

Use whatever of mine that is useable. After that's gone, suff what's left with explosives and blow it up. In the middle of a football field, to a packed stadium.

Posted: 8/27/2005 10:37:24 AM EST

[#19]

I've considered selling my cadaver rights to a medical school. The one that pays the most, of course!

After the med students have hacked up what's left to their heart's content, what's left over does get
packed up and buried in the usual manner...or cremated, as the case may be.

I haven't decided to actually DO that....just on the slightest chance that the soul never leaves the body and it always feels pain when someone is hacking on the body.

A nightmarish thought, yes....but can I really rule that possibility out?

CJ

Posted: 8/27/2005 11:12:14 AM EST

[#20]

Well buddy, when I die throw my body in the back,
And drive me to the junkyard in my Cadillac.

Posted: 8/27/2005 11:15:19 AM EST

[#21]

I'm going to be a brain-eating zombie.

Posted: 8/27/2005 11:58:34 AM EST

[#22]

Harvest any usable pieces, then leave me out in the woods for the coyotes and birds and bugs.
I recycle everything, I even sniff my own farts!!

1911fan

Posted: 8/27/2005 12:01:51 PM EST

[#23]

Cremated and buried at sea.

Posted: 8/27/2005 12:03:01 PM EST

[#24]

Dude you are dead do your fellow man a favor. Find some hard core necrophilia loving perverts. Please try to bring some love to those who recieve non in return

Posted: 8/27/2005 12:03:28 PM EST

[#25]

Organ donor, then cremation. No wake, no funeral, if my family/friends feel something must be done, then have a party with food and booze. My life is just a blink in time, and will probably have no lasting effect on the world. So when I go, just toast me and spread me out over the rockies with my father, and get on with life.

I don't want to be the center of attention when I'm alive, I sures the hell don't want to be when I die.

Posted: 8/27/2005 12:06:40 PM EST

[#26]

Organ doner.

I'd like to be stuffed and put in a coffee table, posed like I was trying to claw my way out.

That would be a riot.

Posted: 8/27/2005 2:20:42 PM EST

[#27]

Organ Donor

Then either cremation or stick a hambone up my ass and let the wild dogs drag me off.

Posted: 8/27/2005 3:03:22 PM EST

[#28]

Buried in a hand made wooden coffin, closed casket, grave side services at the most, and no embalming. When I'm pushing up daisies, I want to really be pushing up daisies.

We Buried Dad about 3 years ago and a local guy makes wooden caskets, and they're way cheaper than the fancy factory make things and aren't as "cold" looking.

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