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AR15.COM
11/5/2007 3:09:51 PM EDT
This is the latest craze of the high school doper set apparently.

www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1105072jenkem1.html
11/5/2007 3:11:57 PM EDT
[#1]
Yoohoo will never be the same
11/5/2007 3:14:06 PM EDT
[#2]
good GOD

now we really need to legalize drugs, just so no self-respecting highschooler ever has to do this

-patry
11/5/2007 3:14:29 PM EDT
[#3]
Jesus Christ.  

Is it really that hard to get a bag o' weed?  
11/5/2007 3:15:44 PM EDT
[#4]
In Before Some Ignrant Ass comes along and says this is BS.


IBSIA
11/5/2007 3:15:48 PM EDT
[#5]
What the FUCK?!?!????!1111


11/5/2007 3:16:17 PM EDT
[#6]

Up In Smoke (1978)
Cheech and Chong's 1st movie

Pedro: Man, what is in this shit, man?
Man Stoner: Mostly Maui Waui man, but it's got some Labrador in it.
Pedro: What's Labrador?
Man Stoner: It's dog shit.
Pedro: What?
Man Stoner: Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man.
Pedro: Yeah?
Man Stoner: I had it on the table and the little motherfucker ate it, man. Then I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days, man, before I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind, ya know?
Pedro: You mean we're smokin' dog shit, man?
Man Stoner: Gets ya high, don't it?
[Song, "Rockin' Robin" plays... ]
Man Stoner: I think it's even better than before, you know?
Pedro: Uhhh, I wonder what Great Dane tastes like, man.
11/5/2007 3:16:24 PM EDT
[#7]
Heard about it on the radio not long ago.  
11/5/2007 3:16:41 PM EDT
[#8]
A new rash of colostomy bag thefts is on the way.
11/5/2007 3:18:26 PM EDT
[#9]
Damn! To think....all the money I have litterally flushed down the toilet, when I could have been a buttcrack....er....hash dealer
11/5/2007 3:18:34 PM EDT
[#10]
We have potheads, methheads, crackheads... and now shitheads.
11/5/2007 3:18:57 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
good GOD

now we really need to legalize drugs, just so no self-respecting highschooler ever has to do this

-patry


If they were self-respecting, they wouldn't be getting high or sniffing shit, now would they.
11/5/2007 3:19:59 PM EDT
[#12]
Slang terms:  Winnie, Shit, Runners, Fruit from Crack Pipe, Leroy Jenkems (my personal favorite), Might, Butthash, and Waste.

Who wouldn't want to give it a try
11/5/2007 3:20:01 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
We have potheads, methheads, crackheads... and now shitheads.



At least if the popo does a no knock, you don't feel as bad for flushing the evidence.
11/5/2007 3:20:02 PM EDT
[#14]
Hmm, how long before the DEA starts raiding porta johns and water treatment plants
11/5/2007 3:20:10 PM EDT
[#15]
"Man, this is some gooooooood shit..."
11/5/2007 3:23:26 PM EDT
[#16]
.
11/5/2007 3:27:37 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:

Quoted:
good GOD

now we really need to legalize drugs, just so no self-respecting highschooler ever has to do this

-patry


If they were self-respecting, they wouldn't be getting high or sniffing shit, now would they.


well it would certianly be easier to do so if your drugs didn't contain your own poo.
11/5/2007 3:28:12 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:
In Before Some Ignrant Ass comes along and says this is BS.


IBSIA


This is bull shit.

11/5/2007 3:28:22 PM EDT
[#19]
What the fuck?  Reefer is plenty easy to find, 'shrooms aren't that hard to get either.  Why resort to huffing fermented human shit and piss?  Christ...they still sell gold spraypaint...  
11/5/2007 3:30:02 PM EDT
[#20]
Now I know why I get light headed when I use a Johnny on the spot on a hot summer day!  And thats why some folks spend so long in there.
11/5/2007 3:31:07 PM EDT
[#21]
Soooo methane might not be good to inhale. Duh.
11/5/2007 3:31:07 PM EDT
[#22]
Wouldnt this justbe huffing methene and sulpher dioxide?
11/5/2007 3:36:07 PM EDT
[#23]
Am i going to regret clicking on this link?
11/5/2007 3:36:47 PM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
Am i going to regret clicking on this link?


I know I won't, because I am not going to click it.
11/5/2007 3:37:10 PM EDT
[#25]
Wonderful.....
11/5/2007 3:37:38 PM EDT
[#26]
is whipped cream in the can hard to get now?
11/5/2007 3:37:49 PM EDT
[#27]
eeeeewwwww
11/5/2007 3:49:22 PM EDT
[#28]
so they're huffing methane?
I don't get it
11/5/2007 3:55:49 PM EDT
[#29]
Who THINKS of this crap? No pun intended.
11/5/2007 4:02:26 PM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:
Who THINKS of this crap? No pun intended.


I believe that Jenkem originated in Africa, the birthplace of HIV, Ebola, and many other good things.  
11/5/2007 4:04:39 PM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Who THINKS of this crap? No pun intended.


I believe that Jenkem originated in Africa, the birthplace of HIV, Ebola, and many other good things.  


The good old cradle of civilization
11/5/2007 4:06:42 PM EDT
[#32]
I call BS.

If someone has the patience to throw ingredients in a bottle and wait several days for it to ferment, they're not going to use shit-juice and piss to make shit-gas.  They're going to combine grape juice, sugar and yeast to make low quality homebrewed wine.  At least, that's what I did in high school.

Of course, all that assumes a rational individual.  I still have a hard time believing it though.



11/5/2007 4:08:36 PM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:
so they're huffing methane?
I don't get it



I don't either.

But I did notice that one of the slang names is "Leroy Jenkems"...  
11/5/2007 4:11:09 PM EDT
[#34]
Thats it, I am brewin up a batch right now to try it, Who wants to webcast this to see if it works?
11/5/2007 4:12:50 PM EDT
[#35]
We already did this.

11/5/2007 4:14:59 PM EDT
[#36]
If this were true, then the affects would be common knowledge to sewer treament workers, plumbers and guys who pump septic systems.   If fact, I'm pretty sure there would be an OSHA standard for "jenkem."  


Amazing how gullible some people are.
11/5/2007 4:16:09 PM EDT
[#37]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Who THINKS of this crap? No pun intended.


I believe that Jenkem originated in Africa, the birthplace of HIV, Ebola, and many other good things.  


The good old cradle of civilization


Perhaps in Liberia? You know, where those ultra cool Liberian Gunslingers call home.

Jiminy Crickets, what someone won't do in America to get a buzz. First it was chemicals, not it's feces.

If they turn into zombies, remeber it's two in the torso, one in the head . . .

I can't believe I just wrote that.
11/5/2007 4:18:46 PM EDT
[#38]
Junkie: "You mean this shit... is REALLY SHIT???"
11/5/2007 4:34:25 PM EDT
[#39]
i dont think cheech or chong would go that far man
11/5/2007 4:39:20 PM EDT
[#40]
It was better when they imported Blood Diamonds.
11/5/2007 4:55:13 PM EDT
[#41]
I've seen the original LE intel report, and it's legit.

The future of our country, huffing poop gas.