"I don't remember where I was last night, but it must have been good. I'm a sex machine!"
Posted: 1/29/2004 8:12:33 AM EDT
[#4]
HA!!! too hot hottub!! should i get in?! HA!
Posted: 1/29/2004 8:13:33 AM EDT
[#5]
" Gonna Have A Funky Good Time "
Posted: 1/29/2004 8:18:01 AM EDT
[#6]
HAAAY! Wanna kiss mahself!
Posted: 1/29/2004 8:18:24 AM EDT
[#7]
"Man, my car run outta gas jus' up da road and I just need a few dollas so's I can get home to see my momma... she real sick, man. Can ya help me out? I'm a vet, man..."
Posted: 1/29/2004 8:19:25 AM EDT
[#8]
You want my autograph now ?
Posted: 1/29/2004 8:19:53 AM EDT
[#9]
And that cracka' ass Nick Nolte thinks he can kick it?????
UUUUNNNNNNNHHHHHHH!! Do ya haf ta take ma pitcher when I'm POOPIN?
Posted: 1/29/2004 9:20:14 AM EDT
[#17]
hit mah-watch it nah, John Kerry fo president!!
Posted: 1/29/2004 9:20:52 AM EDT
[#18]
Quoted: I feel good!
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[lol]
Posted: 1/29/2004 9:23:46 AM EDT
[#19]
Try my new James Brown hair relaxer.
Posted: 1/29/2004 9:27:15 AM EDT
[#20]
Why you keep callin' me Mr. Sharpton?
Posted: 1/29/2004 9:27:27 AM EDT
[#21]
To the start of the "I feel good" song.
HEEYYY... I beat my wife!
Posted: 1/29/2004 9:40:47 AM EDT
[#22]
SUPERCUTS $4.99
Posted: 1/29/2004 9:42:39 AM EDT
[#23]
Our new line of ultra realistic life size troll dolls!
Posted: 1/29/2004 9:47:03 AM EDT
[#24]
"Thats the last damn time I wrestle Sally Struthers for the last slice of M!@#%R F!@#$N pizza!"
Posted: 1/29/2004 10:06:01 AM EDT
[#25]
"My name is [b]CavVet[/b], and Im here to ask for your vote in support of....."[:D]
Posted: 1/29/2004 10:20:26 AM EDT
[#26]
Quoted: To the start of the "I feel good" song.
HEEYYY... I beat my wife!
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HAAAAYYY!! bitch tripped ovah da dog, fell down'na stairs!!
Posted: 1/29/2004 11:03:40 AM EDT
[#27]
Where's Courtney Love?
Posted: 1/29/2004 11:17:28 AM EDT
[#28]
"I needs my Afro Sheen!!!"
Posted: 1/29/2004 11:19:23 AM EDT
[#29]
One bad haircut $4.95
One cheap cotton shirt $6.95
One night with Bubba being his "bitch"...
Priceless
Posted: 1/29/2004 11:26:40 AM EDT
[#30]
I could sure use a hit of crack about now.
Posted: 1/29/2004 12:08:16 PM EDT
[#31]
This is your drug on brains...Any question?
Sly
Posted: 1/29/2004 12:12:00 PM EDT
[#32]
Longer version:
Senior Cartel Leader, this is your drug on brains....Any question?
Posted: 1/29/2004 12:20:31 PM EDT
[#33]
Buck-wheat please use "Dictate" in a sentence...
"Hey Bubba, how dat dictate last night?"
Sly
(I know I won't win a prize, I couldn't win a case of VD...But I'm having fun)
Posted: 1/29/2004 1:55:34 PM EDT
[#34]
The Godfather of Abuse
Papa's got a brand new injunction hearing.
I won't take credit for these, I saw them on another website.
Posted: 1/29/2004 3:32:30 PM EDT
[#35]
Goatboy;
My name is freakzilla, and I was wondering where my dues go?
Mike
Posted: 1/29/2004 3:35:48 PM EDT
[#36]
"You like my new fasion design? Its call the throw rug twist wear!"
Posted: 1/29/2004 3:43:16 PM EDT
[#37]
I shouldn't have pulled his finger!
Posted: 1/29/2004 3:58:08 PM EDT
[#38]
[img]http://cdn.news.aol.com/aolnews_photos/00/02/20040129064209990001[/img][img]http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39798000/jpg/_39798731_cup300.jpg[/img] "I'm tellin' you, that ain't my kid." "Daddy!"
Posted: 1/29/2004 6:43:55 PM EDT
[#39]
"Livin in america....Superhighways coast to coast, wind a rushin through your hair...."
Posted: 1/29/2004 7:07:55 PM EDT
[#40]
I thought Edward Scissorhands was white?
bd
Posted: 1/29/2004 7:32:58 PM EDT
[#41]
Yo Rec-co-bin-ize me??
Posted: 1/29/2004 7:38:34 PM EDT
[#42]
Shezz waz fingah liken goooooood,
Posted: 1/29/2004 8:19:35 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted: I shouldn't have pulled his finger!
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Second place.[fart]
Posted: 1/29/2004 8:31:46 PM EDT
[#44]
Oprah seldom goes out in public without her makeup, and now we know why.
