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Link Posted: 2/5/2015 12:38:33 PM EDT
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Wonder what it would be like to get a handy from her.  
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It'd be all fun and games till the head came off........
Link Posted: 2/5/2015 12:46:00 PM EDT
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Damn..........Can you imagine mounting up on that
Link Posted: 2/5/2015 12:56:35 PM EDT
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I bet she has more "Roostertone" in her body than any of us do.
Link Posted: 2/5/2015 1:01:23 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/5/2015 1:04:52 PM EDT
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Nasty, that chick IS the female version of Willem Dafoe!
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What I was going to post. Looks just like him dragging it up in Boondocks Saints.
Link Posted: 2/5/2015 1:51:33 PM EDT
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There is a penis inside of her just waiting to come out.
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Well, it's fair to say there's not one out waiting to get in.



 
Link Posted: 2/5/2015 1:54:50 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/5/2015 2:04:29 PM EDT
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From the comments:  "Congratulations, you just won the 'Nobody Wants To Fuck You' Award!"

Link Posted: 2/5/2015 3:00:23 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/5/2015 4:50:13 PM EDT
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I bet someone once told her she arm wrestled like a girl.

See? See where that leads?
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My ex wife was retard-strong. She spiral-fractured her humerus arm wrestling a man. She wouldn't give up, and apparently her muscles were stronger than her bones.
Link Posted: 2/5/2015 4:54:15 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/5/2015 5:07:46 PM EDT
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Her oversize bean played a huge role in that win.
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Her little smokie was at full attention!
Link Posted: 2/5/2015 5:08:07 PM EDT
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her physical health is far better than her mental health
Link Posted: 2/5/2015 5:33:27 PM EDT
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From the comments:  "Congratulations, you just won the 'Nobody Wants To Fuck You' Award!"

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That would be a lot funnier, if it was actually true.  Obviously, whoever posted that has never been in GD.
Link Posted: 2/5/2015 5:35:49 PM EDT
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She has some Ultimate Warrior DNA in her...




Link Posted: 2/5/2015 5:45:36 PM EDT
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I drive trucks, break arms, and arm wrestle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LdC0-7at3s
Link Posted: 2/5/2015 5:54:42 PM EDT
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I drive trucks, break arms, and arm wrestle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LdC0-7at3s
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Gay.
Link Posted: 2/5/2015 6:01:18 PM EDT
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I would
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