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7/28/2011 3:36:33 PM EDT
Alright, so I lost my PF9 inside my house



I got it out to fingerfuckit before sending it back to KT tomorrow because its defective.



I left it by the computer(I thought) and now I can't find it(it's unloaded btw)



I've looked everywhere I can think of, its just gone.



I feel like an idiot. So, where is it?



No one else is home right now, it couldn't have been stolen, and I haven't been outside. Its been missing about 2 hours
7/28/2011 3:45:42 PM EDT
[#1]
Wait until you're sober, then look for it again.
7/28/2011 3:46:19 PM EDT
[#2]
Did you try the refrigerator next to your remote?


When I lose something it's usually in a jacket pocket or shirt pocket.  But that's kind of big for pocket carry.
7/28/2011 3:46:24 PM EDT
[#3]
look behind the computer
7/28/2011 3:47:29 PM EDT
[#4]
Fridge?  Bathroom?  What else have you been doing?

For what it's worth I misread the title, I came in here to talk about Physics, so I don't know how much help I'll be.
7/28/2011 3:48:31 PM EDT
[#5]
You didn't leave it in the bathroom while you were taking a shower and enjoying a cookie did you?
7/28/2011 3:49:04 PM EDT
[#6]
You will find it in the last place you look.


So go there now.....


Did you check your pocket?  Change clothes?
7/28/2011 3:49:45 PM EDT
[#7]
Are you running Windows XP or Windows 7.  How much RAM do you have and is the hard drive 5400 or 7200 RPM.



Thanks
7/28/2011 3:53:26 PM EDT
[#8]
Did you check up your ass? 'Cause if I lost a gun it'd be puckered tighter then Ft. Knox.
7/28/2011 3:55:09 PM EDT
[#9]
7/28/2011 3:57:35 PM EDT
[#10]
I've looked under all the couches, under the bed, behind the computer, in/on/under the fridge, the whole bathroom...



Idk what the fuck happened, I've got a 12 back of bud light I'm going to get drunk and find it
7/28/2011 3:58:24 PM EDT
[#11]
If you're right-handed, check your left hand.  If you're left-handed, check your right hand.





I do this all the time with keys and other things.  



ETA: A friend of mine used to say, "If you have lost something and you're ambidextrous, check both hands."



 
7/28/2011 4:04:27 PM EDT
[#12]
You put in on top of clothing that got shuffled & covered it up.
7/28/2011 4:18:46 PM EDT
[#13]
Check the garbage cans before you dump them out...seriously.
7/28/2011 4:21:41 PM EDT
[#14]



Quoted:


Check the garbage cans before you dump them out...seriously.


Already did, that was my biggest fear. I'm starting to get drunk/pissed



 
7/28/2011 4:23:05 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
You put in on top of clothing that got shuffled & covered it up.


+1
7/28/2011 4:24:46 PM EDT
[#16]



Quoted:



Quoted:

You put in on top of clothing that got shuffled & covered it up.




+1


Already checked. Idk where the fuck it is



 
7/28/2011 4:24:47 PM EDT
[#17]
In for the update.

ETA: Check your belt/holster.
7/28/2011 4:24:57 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Check the garbage cans before you dump them out...seriously.

Already did, that was my biggest fear. I'm starting to get drunk/pissed
 


Yeah, that will help.
7/28/2011 4:25:51 PM EDT
[#19]
Psychic Hotline, I knew you were gonna call!  
7/28/2011 4:27:39 PM EDT
[#20]



Quoted:



Quoted:




Quoted:

Check the garbage cans before you dump them out...seriously.


Already did, that was my biggest fear. I'm starting to get drunk/pissed

 




Yeah, that will help.
you sound like fun





 
7/28/2011 4:30:42 PM EDT
[#21]
Probably shifted some papers around and covered it.  Did that with my Ruger a couple weeks back.  I was 'WTF?' for about an hour before I realised what had happened.
7/28/2011 4:32:18 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:

Quoted:
Check the garbage cans before you dump them out...seriously.

Already did, that was my biggest fear. I'm starting to get drunk/pissed
 


Yeah, that will help.
you sound like fun

 
I am! I'm not the one who can't find his pistol. I'll drink a beer in hope that you find it. Find pistol first, put it somewhere safe, then get drunk!

7/28/2011 4:34:50 PM EDT
[#23]
Check the basement shower.
7/28/2011 4:36:48 PM EDT
[#24]
Do you work for the ATF?  Newell? Is that you?
7/28/2011 4:37:38 PM EDT
[#25]
It's next to your phone.
7/28/2011 4:40:22 PM EDT
[#26]
There's a Keltec P11 in my old apartment somewhere, never did find it.
7/28/2011 4:40:59 PM EDT
[#27]
It was on top of some clothes in the top of my closet, idk how the fuck it got up there
7/28/2011 4:41:10 PM EDT
[#28]



Quoted:


There's a Keltec P11 in my old apartment somewhere, never did find it.


That sucks



 
7/28/2011 4:42:11 PM EDT
[#29]
Under the couch cushions.


As for the "in the garbage can" thing, I managed to drop my keys into the trash can as they were sitting at the curb.  Naturally they went into the one full of tree branches and shit.  Somehow they didn't sink through the leaves or they would have gone.
7/28/2011 4:42:41 PM EDT
[#30]
Check your dirty clothes hamper.
7/28/2011 4:45:19 PM EDT
[#31]
Under a dish towel or maybe newspaper, magazine ect on the kitchen counter.
7/28/2011 4:45:36 PM EDT
[#32]
Go move on the OP's part....



Start a thread on a public forum claiming his pistol is lost. Now when that dead hooker floats to shore OP has an alibi.
7/28/2011 4:46:53 PM EDT
[#33]
It is in the Fridge
7/28/2011 4:48:53 PM EDT
[#34]
Where do you keep your tissues and lotion?
7/28/2011 4:50:22 PM EDT
[#35]
I found it dicks
7/28/2011 4:50:44 PM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
It was on top of some clothes in the top of my closet, idk how the fuck it got up there


Weird.  Really weird.  You really don't remember going in there with it?  Is there anything else up there that you would have gone to get to maybe pack it for shipping?
7/28/2011 4:51:10 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
I found it dicks


No you didn't
7/28/2011 4:51:32 PM EDT
[#38]



Quoted:


I found it dicks


Well ya asshole where was it?



 
7/28/2011 4:52:04 PM EDT
[#39]



Quoted:





Quoted:

I found it dicks


Well ya asshole where was it?

 


On top of my shorts in the closet



 
7/28/2011 4:57:47 PM EDT
[#40]
So you left it on your panties when you came out of the closet?
7/28/2011 5:04:02 PM EDT
[#41]
Actually I guess I misplaced it after the empty-mindedness that comes from buttfucking my wife. happy now?
7/28/2011 5:05:23 PM EDT
[#42]
Is your "wife" a woman? Pics?
7/28/2011 5:06:58 PM EDT
[#43]
I remember eating lunch at Hardee's one time and a motorcycle state trooper was just getting up to leave.

I got my food, sat down and begin to eat.  A few minutes later he came running back in looking frantic and headed straight to the garbage to fish his wallet out.

He was probably glad I was the only one there.  

7/28/2011 5:07:28 PM EDT
[#44]



Quoted:


Actually I guess I misplaced it after the empty-mindedness that comes from buttfucking my wife. happy now?


After? So you CCW while bumping uglies? That my friend is safe sex.





 
7/28/2011 5:09:08 PM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
I found it dicks

Well ya asshole where was it?
 

On top of my shorts in the closet
 


I was closest.