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Be careful licking those toads. I bet you didn't know, but the poison in those toads is a very, slowly acting kind, almost imperceptible. Once you have a few licks, you're addicted, but it takes years for the side-effects to make themselves known. One day you look at your fat self, at your nagging wife, at the screaming kids, at the high mortgage payment, at your empty beer bottle and realize that there was poison in those toads. Ban the toads. Lick responsibly! |






