Posted: 4/8/2004 1:42:27 PM EDT
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Ok, listen up my little playthings. We won our battle to eliminate the assault weapons ban and hopefully we stay ever vigilant to stop it from ever happening again. However, the current Executive team at top has overstepped the boundaries between regulation and control. In order to prevent censorship we're going to need to get rid of the Attorney General, John Ashcroft, by which I mean elect a fucking democrat. Now I know this all sounds so terrible and some of your knees are jerking right now, but I do believe unless you vote democrat you can say goodbye to the finer things in life, like freedom of speech and the ability to express yourself in any manner you see fit. Pornography is currently being collected and filed by the FBI, in order to bring down offenders. Including harmless T.V. shows like Real Sex. Head Shops around the country were raided and product sold legally was stolen from it's owners. Howard Stern, offensive and moronic, was fined nearly a half million dollars for talking about anal sex. So, if you value our culture that's debased, carnal and damn enjoyable, vote Kerry, otherwise we're all going back to the warm apple pie of the 50's, and no porn. Any zealots that would love to enforce their miserable personalities on the rest of us are encouraged to reply. |
| Over the fullness of time the Ayatollahas will make their decisions,for what is best for the rest of us known,and so it will come to pass.And the "happier times of the 1950s" will be with us again.It is good that the Ayatollahas are wiser and holier that the rest of us.Such is the fate of we who bask in their reflected glory.Death to the un-believers and infidels. |
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Quoted: Head Shops around the country were raided and product sold legally was stolen from it's owners. WTF? Jojo, that shit has been going on for 10+ years. While I don't care for such tactics, what has it to do with Bush's presidency? This shit was going on under your boy Bill and will continue to go on if Lurch is elected. You fucking losers are trying to blame everything on Bush, even the Howard Stern crap. More idiotic blathering from the mindless left. |
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BIO: My name is Jojo and I am a slave. As close as I can figure it, the year is 1400 A.D. and I'm being dragged to my death. Things weren't always like this, I had a life once. [b]Jojo, price check on 4[/b] Uh, Hardware, aisle 12. Shop smart, shop S-mart. I had a wonderful girlfriend, Linda. Together we drove to cabin where an archaelogist was translating his newest find. The Necronomicon Ex Mortis. The book of the dead. Bound in human flesh and inked in blood, this ancient Sumerian text contained bizarre burial rites, funerary incantations and demon resurection passages. It was never meant for the world of the living. The book took Linda, and then it came for me. It got into my hand, and it went bad. So I lopped it off at the wrist. But that didn't stop it. It came back, big time. Jojo Vs. The Army of Darkness Yeah, Your a democrat. |
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Howard Stern got fired from his show, and its Bush's fault! Therefore, along with JoJo I have also decided to vote for a hippie peace protester who Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, Al Quaida, Kim Jong Il, and Yassir Arafat would vote for if they could. [rolleyes] |