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10/17/2013 12:43:52 PM EDT

10/17/2013 12:45:03 PM EDT
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Then one day he was shootin' at some food,
And up from the ground came a bubblin' crude.
Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.
10/17/2013 12:46:03 PM EDT
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Comin' straight outta Compton, a crazy motherfucka named Hershberger.
10/17/2013 12:47:53 PM EDT
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Amish Mafia Bitches!!!!
10/17/2013 12:47:54 PM EDT
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10/17/2013 12:48:39 PM EDT
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Fuck captioning! Is that a transferable 249?!??!
10/17/2013 12:48:48 PM EDT
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Well I can tell ya right now all that ammo Eldon wants ain't gonna fit in the buggy!
10/17/2013 12:49:22 PM EDT
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Not Amish. Shes a Mennonite!
10/17/2013 12:50:11 PM EDT
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must be from a liberal ordnung.....
FDE on the rifle, and blue on the dress...

10/17/2013 12:50:17 PM EDT
[#9]
One does not simply fuck with grandma.
10/17/2013 12:51:09 PM EDT
[#10]
Breaking Amish, Windy City.  First it was New York. Then L.A.  Now Chicago.
10/17/2013 12:54:15 PM EDT
[#11]

- "Anything else?"


- "Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range."
10/17/2013 12:56:30 PM EDT
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+50 internets to you sir.
10/17/2013 12:57:14 PM EDT
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Can thee make me a soft-side case for my M60 with thine sewing machine? It must use button closures.
10/17/2013 12:58:47 PM EDT
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10/17/2013 1:01:37 PM EDT
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10/17/2013 1:03:47 PM EDT
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"The Amish fared better than most after the Apocalypse..especially after they took up arms"

or

"Well armed Amish at a post Apocalypse Barter Fair"

or a combination of both, thats what I see when I look at the picture.
10/17/2013 1:03:51 PM EDT
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You sir win internets for the day
10/17/2013 1:04:26 PM EDT
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Weapons ID fail
10/17/2013 1:06:54 PM EDT
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MWA.  Mennonites wit attitudez.
10/17/2013 1:09:23 PM EDT
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10/17/2013 1:15:39 PM EDT
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"Who'd you call a BICHI??!"
10/17/2013 1:18:06 PM EDT
[#22]
It's the simple things in life !
10/17/2013 1:20:10 PM EDT
[#23]
No cars, phones or electricity but beltfeds are ok?

Cool
10/17/2013 1:50:36 PM EDT
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Oh yeah, they use diesel tractors, pneumatic roofing tools, all kinds of cool stuff.  Just nothing that uses electricity.  Unless it is a business, then they will use fax, computers, electric light, the whole nine.

Edit:  Your avatar makes me smile every time I see it.  
10/17/2013 1:59:47 PM EDT
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The meek shall inherit the earth...
10/17/2013 2:03:52 PM EDT
[#26]
M249, M250...whatever it takes.

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10/17/2013 2:04:02 PM EDT
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Yup.

10/17/2013 2:05:58 PM EDT
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Shit man can we get a disclaimer about not drinking and reading your reply

10/17/2013 2:09:39 PM EDT
[#29]
LIGHTS OUT, BITCH
10/17/2013 2:10:22 PM EDT
[#30]
The Mennonites, known for their plain lives and soft-spoken demeanor, also had a fondness for crew-served weaponry.
10/17/2013 2:10:34 PM EDT
[#31]
Could be ATF under covering making a straw purchase. Or maybe she found out it was belt fed and is returning it for a suspender fed model.
10/17/2013 2:17:44 PM EDT
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This may be the first time I have seen a "Second Post Nails It"...

NY_Shooter you made me snort laugh.  Thank you.
10/17/2013 2:43:50 PM EDT
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Any of y'all got a T&E. Plus I'm looking for a multi-platform mount,
10/17/2013 2:43:56 PM EDT
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First post can't be beat.
10/17/2013 2:45:38 PM EDT
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Amish Mafia AINT... GOT... SHIT.... ON....ME!!!
10/17/2013 2:48:31 PM EDT
[#36]
"Eustace is no longer the man of the plantation."
10/17/2013 4:26:15 PM EDT
[#37]
"Rumspringa!!!!!"
10/17/2013 4:32:09 PM EDT
[#38]
While their men were off "saving the world from the Evil One" by delivering the "Ring" to "The Crack of Doom" the Hobbit women were forced to save themselves from those nasty ass dwarves by any means possible.
10/17/2013 4:39:17 PM EDT
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Meanwhile, at the Lancaster Gun Show...
10/17/2013 4:58:03 PM EDT
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Mennonite:  Amish with technology and an attitude
10/17/2013 5:07:13 PM EDT
[#41]
to no ones surprise, once again Esthers baked goods earned the blue ribbon.
10/17/2013 5:15:21 PM EDT
[#42]
No way in hell are they going to force me to marry one more of those sorry bastards.
10/17/2013 5:31:55 PM EDT
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I saw a story somewhere about her. She's Quaker and has a company that builds those rifles. I'm trying to find it.

I swear I didn't imagine it.

ETA...Found it. I knew I wasn't crazy.

http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2013/10/12/knob-creek-13-the-quaker-mk48/
10/17/2013 5:33:38 PM EDT
[#44]
Yoder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!