What are you doing out of the kitchen? Go make me a sammich...f
Posted: 3/18/2015 11:40:11 PM EDT
[#2]
I will never talk to you7 again after telling me the electric outlet turned off. I can assure that it is hot brother. I have 16 or more years to get even and I will!
Posted: 3/19/2015 12:26:51 AM EDT
[#3]
"Six rounds? Just six stupid rounds? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! What was glock thinking? Glock can take their stupid model 43 and toss it in the river!!!! Screw it----I'll just go buy a 9mm Shield and then I'll suck on my pacifier."
Posted: 3/19/2015 12:31:39 AM EDT
[#4]
I said "NO, I don't want to see your mother tonight!"
Posted: 3/19/2015 12:42:48 AM EDT
[#5]
I don't have my Boy Scout merit badge in this,hmmm... what to do?... I know, i'll go unplug the rest of the wall outlets.
Posted: 3/19/2015 12:44:04 AM EDT
[#6]
Timmy learned early on what females do to get their way.
Posted: 3/19/2015 12:46:40 AM EDT
[#7]
I am all that is Man!
Posted: 3/19/2015 12:47:01 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/19/2015 12:50:55 AM EDT
[#9]
Boy standing up: See obama, I won the election. Why are you not happy ?
Boy laying down: waaaah, I'm calling the UN and Patki on you....
Posted: 3/19/2015 12:51:14 AM EDT
[#10]
Told you not to look in my pants
Posted: 3/19/2015 12:52:08 AM EDT
[#11]
"I'm Rick James, BITCH!"
Posted: 3/19/2015 12:53:42 AM EDT
[#12]
That's pretty good sis. Now use that same temperament on Mom when we go to the store, and we'll score some candy.
Posted: 3/19/2015 5:18:18 AM EDT
[#13]
That argyle sweater is killin' me!
Posted: 3/19/2015 5:20:14 AM EDT
[#14]
Big deal. I told you they were childproof!
Posted: 3/19/2015 5:29:21 AM EDT
[#15]
Bitch, wheres' my money!
Posted: 3/19/2015 7:40:55 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/19/2015 7:45:56 AM EDT
[#17]
You told me you liked Tofu when we met.
Posted: 3/19/2015 7:56:20 AM EDT
[#18]
So what if it's a lab created diamond.....
Posted: 3/19/2015 8:06:17 AM EDT
[#19]
She is faking it, to get her brother in trouble. Oldest trick in the book. Still works, too
Posted: 3/19/2015 8:20:32 AM EDT
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Yep, best one.
Posted: 3/19/2015 9:20:26 AM EDT
[#21]
You see, a pimps love is different than a squares.
