Posted: 7/28/2005 7:48:13 AM EDT
What do you think this guy's talking about here? ETA: So when the horse killed that guy in Washington state . . . |
| "In response to the overwhelming demand by the HUGE assholes in the Democratic party, we've designed a suppository to help with that itchy, burning feeling left over from being COMPLETELY politically ASS-RAPED in the last election. Our thanks to Michael Moore for being the original ASSHOLE this was designed for." |
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"as you can see, the new Preparation H Mega suppository will pack far more medicine than its predecessors..." "I'd like to point out this new line of Nike penis pump implants will come in various sizes." "and so by miniaturizing the shuttle, all of it's compononents, and the astronaughts, the savings on fuel expenses alone will be monumental... we just have to come up with the technology for the whole miniaturizing ray thing." [fat guy in the background] "Mmmmmm... Twiiiiiinkieeeeee." |
| This is a model of the external tank of the space shuttle system. The foam insulation that fell off during launch came from this tank. And this is the hand motion I make when I hear hillary clinton speak. I open and close my fingers, like this, like a little chirping baby bird, and hopefully a little boy with a BB gun will come and shoot it because it's driving me up a wall!!!! |
