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AR15.COM
12/13/2005 3:38:19 AM EDT
12/13/2005 3:40:08 AM EDT
[#1]
"I am the only one in this room, professional enough..."
12/13/2005 3:43:41 AM EDT
[#2]
"Why yes, it was a gun in my pocket and I'm happy to see you all"
12/13/2005 3:45:05 AM EDT
[#3]
"since I shot myself in the foot w/ my real Glock, we'll use the red-gun copy for today's class on gun safety"

Mike
12/13/2005 3:45:39 AM EDT
[#4]
Reach fo your glocks , and turn to page 1.

 Hey you . in the back!
12/13/2005 3:46:48 AM EDT
[#5]
"Like, this is way better than your boy friend's airsoft"
12/13/2005 3:50:48 AM EDT
[#6]
This is a glock.. it is exactly what you DO NOT WANT in a handgun!
12/13/2005 3:54:20 AM EDT
[#7]
Children, watch closely while I demonstrate how to violate Rule 2
12/13/2005 3:54:48 AM EDT
[#8]
"Now that we've coverd guns and rock 'n' roll who wants to help me demonstrate pie?"
12/13/2005 4:01:59 AM EDT
[#9]
this is a glock 7 ceramic pistol made in austria. it can amke it through metal detectors. it costs more than your dads make in a month
12/13/2005 4:03:20 AM EDT
[#10]
Now, if one of you has a condom, I'll......

12/13/2005 4:04:56 AM EDT
[#11]
"Now, for today's lesson, we're gonna learn how sticking your finger in the barrel of a mugger's gun can save your life."
12/13/2005 4:20:36 AM EDT
[#12]
Lift up your shirt, or I'll shoot my finger off!
12/13/2005 4:20:52 AM EDT
[#13]
"Your papers please or I will have to shoot you in the leg."
12/13/2005 4:26:31 AM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
"I am the only one in this room, professional enough..."



You forgot This, is a Glock foudee!
12/13/2005 4:29:38 AM EDT
[#15]
In a thought bubble over the second girl's head:

"Gawd...it's so tiny....he must be gay"







No Expert
12/13/2005 4:33:55 AM EDT
[#16]
So my gunz, plastic so is  your boobs.
12/13/2005 4:37:35 AM EDT
[#17]
"Once upon a time, the public was able to go into a shop and buy these!"  
12/13/2005 2:18:38 PM EDT
[#18]
came up with another one but didn't want to post at work...

"Now for you small titted wimmin we recommend the 9mm..."
12/13/2005 2:22:28 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:
"I am the only one in this room, professional enough..."





Perfect!!
12/13/2005 2:37:39 PM EDT
[#20]
" ...and in 5 minutes, you'll see either a plus or minus right here. what could be simpler?"
12/13/2005 2:39:36 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:

Quoted:
"I am the only one in this room, professional enough..."





Perfect!!




+1





Do all police officers violate gun safety rules like this? BANG!
12/13/2005 2:46:13 PM EDT
[#22]
This is my pistol ,this is my gun. The pistol,s for fighting ,the gun is for fun!
12/13/2005 2:47:25 PM EDT
[#23]
My assistant will show one method of "Concealed Carry"

12/13/2005 2:48:27 PM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
www.newsobserver.com/media/2005/12/13/main-1120353-697045.embedded.jpg



From one of the students:  Wow!  Your gun is made out of the same stuff my mom reheats food in!
12/13/2005 2:48:40 PM EDT
[#25]
"I don't care what the 9th Circuit says.  One way or the other, you WILL Pledge Allegiance to that Flag"
12/13/2005 2:52:36 PM EDT
[#26]
See sig line
12/13/2005 3:10:58 PM EDT
[#27]
Now ladies this is what seven and a half inches of man tool really looks like.
12/13/2005 3:12:05 PM EDT
[#28]
Take off all your clothes and make me a sammich.
12/13/2005 3:19:25 PM EDT
[#29]
This is the proper way to stroke a gun.

12/13/2005 3:21:19 PM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:
www.newsobserver.com/media/2005/12/13/main-1120353-697045.embedded.jpg



*regarding the girl on the left*  "So thats what his penis looks like."
12/13/2005 3:21:51 PM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:
My assistant will show one method of "Concealed Carry"

img.photobucket.com/albums/v400/redfisher19/091da9d3.jpg



Yup, I don't see any gun!
12/13/2005 3:27:23 PM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:
Do all police officers violate gun safety rules like this?



That is not a cop.  Looks more like a meeting of the Michigan Militia.
12/13/2005 3:32:03 PM EDT
[#33]
"Don't look now ladies, but i'm about to professionaly shoot myself in the hand"
12/13/2005 3:39:30 PM EDT
[#34]
"This is a dirty, dirty, filthy GUN, that has no business being in the hands of a lowly scum sucking law abiding civilians such as yourselves. The U.N. and many really important people both in D.C. and Hollywood, who all know much more than you ever will, hate these evil GUNS, and you would be well advised to never, ever touch or shoot one or own one for self protection. After all, the 'nanny state' including the assclowns from Hollywood and D.C. will protect you and your families, with their superior, know-it-all attitudes and smarmy ignorance."
12/13/2005 8:11:43 PM EDT
[#35]
FWIW, original story and caption taken from article at http://www.newsobserver.com/102/story/377377.html

probably best not to hotlink it
12/13/2005 8:19:58 PM EDT
[#36]
"This is a Glock 7..."
12/13/2005 8:23:22 PM EDT
[#37]
I am da' only one in dis room professhnal enough ta' use da Glock Foh-Tey