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10/18/2013 3:15:37 AM EDT
10/18/2013 3:23:20 AM EDT
[#1]
Someday I will look back at this moment.......and wish I had eaten you.
10/18/2013 3:24:56 AM EDT
[#2]
Everything the light touches...
10/18/2013 3:26:35 AM EDT
[#3]
"... And you might want to work on that little roar of yours......"
10/18/2013 3:26:57 AM EDT
[#4]
Now, let me tell you about Crocodiles....
10/18/2013 3:29:11 AM EDT
[#5]
Get up here, you pussy!
10/18/2013 3:29:48 AM EDT
[#6]
I shall call him mini me.

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10/18/2013 3:30:04 AM EDT
[#7]
The moment I die, Uncle Bob over there, will rape your mom and kill you, welcome to the savannah.
10/18/2013 3:30:27 AM EDT
[#8]
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATSN VAAAAANYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
10/18/2013 3:31:27 AM EDT
[#9]
Meow?
10/18/2013 3:33:25 AM EDT
[#10]
"One day you'll have as many pubes as I do"
10/18/2013 3:37:43 AM EDT
[#11]
"What about that Shadowy area over there? No, you must never go there. That is Washington, D.C."
10/18/2013 3:37:51 AM EDT
[#12]
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATSN VAAAAANYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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LAAAAMABICHIMAMAAAAA
10/18/2013 3:38:08 AM EDT
[#13]
"You'll land on your feet, trust me."
10/18/2013 3:44:39 AM EDT
[#14]
"You ok little one?"
10/18/2013 4:36:47 AM EDT
[#15]
"Dammit, where's that babboon?"
10/18/2013 4:46:29 AM EDT
[#16]
And that is the way it is, little one.
10/18/2013 4:48:35 AM EDT
[#17]
If it runs, eat it.



If it stands still, fuck it.









10/18/2013 4:49:00 AM EDT
[#18]

10/18/2013 4:49:29 AM EDT
[#19]
"Everything the light touches is our kingdom"
10/18/2013 4:50:24 AM EDT
[#20]
You know, if you were someone else's son, I'd kill you.
10/18/2013 4:50:26 AM EDT
[#21]
No son, we'll walk down,
and fuck them all.
10/18/2013 5:00:12 AM EDT
[#22]
Son, when I die, promise me you won't go through a liberal hippie phase where you run off and lay around all day complaining but refuse to contribute anything to the greater good of the kingdom.
10/18/2013 5:08:00 AM EDT
[#23]
Boy, when I get home I'm gonna punch yo momma right in the mouth.
10/18/2013 5:11:28 AM EDT
[#24]
I should have pushed your mother down the steps when she was pregnant with your pussy ass.
10/18/2013 5:14:46 AM EDT
[#25]
"See that asshole over there? Yeah that's your Uncle Scar."
10/18/2013 5:29:55 AM EDT
[#26]
10/18/2013 5:37:12 AM EDT
[#27]
"You see that boy over there son?



Someday he and his family will rule over a great land...but he will forget his roots started here."



"Something called the FSA will put him in power and he will bring that mighty nation to it's knees."





10/18/2013 5:40:46 AM EDT
[#28]
Hakuna Matada for the rest of your days......
10/18/2013 5:43:36 AM EDT
[#29]
Look son, your mom is busting my balls too, that is what she does!
10/18/2013 5:48:28 AM EDT
[#30]
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Winner.

10/18/2013 5:49:22 AM EDT
[#31]
"Dad! Dad! Let's run down there and screw one of those lionesses'!"

"No son, let's WALK down there and screw ALL of them."
10/18/2013 8:15:54 AM EDT
[#32]
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"What about that Shadowy area over there? No, you must never go there. That is Washington, D.C."
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10/18/2013 8:17:14 AM EDT
[#33]
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No son, we'll walk down,
and fuck them all.
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this
10/18/2013 8:21:34 AM EDT
[#34]

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