Posted: 9/23/2004 11:31:16 AM EDT
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What a damn Lurch-Faced asshole.......bit I regress. Caption this pic: 
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What was I saying? Oh yes, between my thumb and my forefinger lies a little birdie and this little birdie says you should vote for me. Because that's about the best reason I'll give you to vote for me. Because everything else I say, or a have said, or I mean aaah aah shoot. I can't remember if I was going to say this or if I already said it. Well regardless of my confusion on all subjects, I'm clearly the better candidate. |
| "I kid you not, i am so anal retentive, that shit has clooged my braiin and i hallucinate regularly as a result, take the situation in Iraq as an example, I have hallucinations so vivid that we are losing that it has become reality and i'm using it in my campaign!" |
"This is how large my brain is when it is twice as big as it normally is" |
OK, OK....It took me a while to come up with that. My original idea focused on how green he looked. But I couldn't come up with anything really new or original. |
