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7/18/2010 4:02:48 AM EDT

7/18/2010 4:06:29 AM EDT
[#1]
Can't swim.
7/18/2010 4:08:06 AM EDT
[#2]
look!  Shit floats!
7/18/2010 4:09:40 AM EDT
[#3]
wetsuits.  nvm.
7/18/2010 4:11:28 AM EDT
[#4]
"We've driven this ship aground Chewy, lets get the hell out of here"
7/18/2010 4:19:41 AM EDT
[#5]
"Off to Cuba......I'll take Castro's job....no one will ever notice."
7/18/2010 4:22:51 AM EDT
[#6]
Kenya to the USA, worst boat ride ever
7/18/2010 4:24:10 AM EDT
[#7]


Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, That started from this Kenyan port, aboard this tiny ship. Zero was an illegal alien, the Wookie brave and sure. The economy set sail that day for a four year tour. A four year tour.

The weather started getting rough, the stock market was tossed. If not for the fiat currency, the country would be lost. The country would be lost.

America ran aground on the shore of this bankrupt desert isle,
with the Halfrican, the Wookie too, Joe BiteMe
and his wife, the MS Media, Bernanke
and Olbermann, here on Unemployment Isle.

Now this is the tale of the communists, they're here for a long, long time, they'll have to make the worst of things, it's an downhill spiral.

The Kenyan and the Wookie too, will do their very best, to make the others miserable, perhaps with house arrest. No phone, no lights no motor cars, not a single luxury, like the Great Depression, as primitive as can be.

So watch their act each week my friends, no class, no tact, no style, from seven Marxist castaways, here on "Unemployment Isle."

7/18/2010 4:26:28 AM EDT
[#8]
"They exiled Napoleon too, and he came back as strong as ever....just you wait and see"
7/18/2010 4:29:59 AM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
http://i28.tinypic.com/fd7fc5.jpg

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, That started from this Kenyan port, aboard this tiny ship. Zero was an illegal alien, the Wookie brave and sure. The economy set sail that day for a four year tour. A four year tour.

The weather started getting rough, the stock market was tossed. If not for the fiat currency, the country would be lost. The country would be lost.

America ran aground on the shore of this bankrupt desert isle,
with the Halfrican, the Wookie too, Joe BiteMe
and his wife, the MS Media, Bernanke
and Olbermann, here on Unemployment Isle.

Now this is the tale of the communists, they're here for a long, long time, they'll have to make the worst of things, it's an downhill spiral.

The Kenyan and the Wookie too, will do their very best, to make the others miserable, perhaps with house arrest. No phone, no lights no motor cars, not a single luxury, like the Great Depression, as primitive as can be.

So watch their act each week my friends, no class, no tact, no style, from seven Marxist castaways, here on "Unemployment Isle."



Awesome.

7/18/2010 4:35:53 AM EDT
[#10]
"I dont see no lobsters...........wtf?"
7/18/2010 4:42:27 AM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
http://i28.tinypic.com/fd7fc5.jpg

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, That started from this Kenyan port, aboard this tiny ship. Zero was an illegal alien, the Wookie brave and sure. The economy set sail that day for a four year tour. A four year tour.

The weather started getting rough, the stock market was tossed. If not for the fiat currency, the country would be lost. The country would be lost.

America ran aground on the shore of this bankrupt desert isle,
with the Halfrican, the Wookie too, Joe BiteMe
and his wife, the MS Media, Bernanke
and Olbermann, here on Unemployment Isle.

Now this is the tale of the communists, they're here for a long, long time, they'll have to make the worst of things, it's an downhill spiral.

The Kenyan and the Wookie too, will do their very best, to make the others miserable, perhaps with house arrest. No phone, no lights no motor cars, not a single luxury, like the Great Depression, as primitive as can be.

So watch their act each week my friends, no class, no tact, no style, from seven Marxist castaways, here on "Unemployment Isle."





WOW...tell the truth....you've been waiting for a place to post that.........funny stuff.
7/18/2010 4:43:53 AM EDT
[#12]
cant swim.
No pools in da hood.
7/18/2010 4:50:42 AM EDT
[#13]




With lyrics:







 
7/18/2010 4:52:57 AM EDT
[#14]


7/18/2010 4:58:16 AM EDT
[#15]
7/18/2010 5:08:09 AM EDT
[#16]
barack, is that a torpedo?
7/18/2010 5:17:59 AM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
http://i28.tinypic.com/fd7fc5.jpg

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, That started from this Kenyan port, aboard this tiny ship. Zero was an illegal alien, the Wookie brave and sure. The economy set sail that day for a four year tour. A four year tour.

The weather started getting rough, the stock market was tossed. If not for the fiat currency, the country would be lost. The country would be lost.

America ran aground on the shore of this bankrupt desert isle,
with the Halfrican, the Wookie too, Joe BiteMe
and his wife, the MS Media, Bernanke
and Olbermann, here on Unemployment Isle.

Now this is the tale of the communists, they're here for a long, long time, they'll have to make the worst of things, it's an downhill spiral.

The Kenyan and the Wookie too, will do their very best, to make the others miserable, perhaps with house arrest. No phone, no lights no motor cars, not a single luxury, like the Great Depression, as primitive as can be.

So watch their act each week my friends, no class, no tact, no style, from seven Marxist castaways, here on "Unemployment Isle."



I believe we just went epic with this post.
7/18/2010 5:19:52 AM EDT
[#18]
Need a photoshop on the boats name to Miss Take
7/18/2010 5:24:29 AM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
Quoted:
http://i28.tinypic.com/fd7fc5.jpg

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, That started from this Kenyan port, aboard this tiny ship. Zero was an illegal alien, the Wookie brave and sure. The economy set sail that day for a four year tour. A four year tour.

The weather started getting rough, the stock market was tossed. If not for the fiat currency, the country would be lost. The country would be lost.

America ran aground on the shore of this bankrupt desert isle,
with the Halfrican, the Wookie too, Joe BiteMe
and his wife, the MS Media, Bernanke
and Olbermann, here on Unemployment Isle.

Now this is the tale of the communists, they're here for a long, long time, they'll have to make the worst of things, it's an downhill spiral.

The Kenyan and the Wookie too, will do their very best, to make the others miserable, perhaps with house arrest. No phone, no lights no motor cars, not a single luxury, like the Great Depression, as primitive as can be.

So watch their act each week my friends, no class, no tact, no style, from seven Marxist castaways, here on "Unemployment Isle."



I believe we just went epic with this post.


No doubt. I can see that ditty becoming a YouTube favorite!
7/18/2010 5:28:04 AM EDT
[#20]
I thought I saw a shark fin.  Are we near Amityville?
7/18/2010 5:36:33 AM EDT
[#21]
Who forgot to flush??!!!
7/18/2010 5:39:42 AM EDT
[#22]
Can just see the ticket from the local fishcops:

"Operator did allow passenger to operate a motorboat not equipped with
railings or other safeguards at greater than slow, no wake speed while a
person is riding on the bow, decking, gunwales, transom, or motor
covers."
7/18/2010 5:42:50 AM EDT
[#23]





One funeral pyre I wouldn't mind seeing.

 





7/18/2010 5:43:24 AM EDT
[#24]








 
7/18/2010 5:43:49 AM EDT
[#25]

7/18/2010 5:44:02 AM EDT
[#26]
Set course 090, all ahead full...and DON'T COME BACK!
7/18/2010 5:45:54 AM EDT
[#27]


I am so tagging this one.

7/18/2010 5:50:17 AM EDT
[#28]





Kenyan immigrants clutch onto stolen boat as they float towards their new life in America.






7/18/2010 5:50:27 AM EDT
[#29]
Where's Scott Peterson when we need him...
7/18/2010 5:53:43 AM EDT
[#30]
I knew we could destroy that fucking country.  Watch it burn!!!




ETA: I seriously feel like he thinks that way. sooo sadd.
7/18/2010 5:53:47 AM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:


Awesome.



Too good.  It might kill the thread.  





7/18/2010 6:00:14 AM EDT
[#32]
Pretty soon, them Brillos will rust ya'll.
7/18/2010 6:02:13 AM EDT
[#33]


Win!!!


7/18/2010 6:04:03 AM EDT
[#34]

ROW FASTER! The economy is gaining on us!!!


7/18/2010 6:07:05 AM EDT
[#35]
Gee, the SS did not make them wear life jackets.................hmmmmm.


* not a caption
7/18/2010 6:09:19 AM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
http://i28.tinypic.com/fd7fc5.jpg

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, That started from this Kenyan port, aboard this tiny ship. Zero was an illegal alien, the Wookie brave and sure. The economy set sail that day for a four year tour. A four year tour.

The weather started getting rough, the stock market was tossed. If not for the fiat currency, the country would be lost. The country would be lost.

America ran aground on the shore of this bankrupt desert isle,
with the Halfrican, the Wookie too, Joe BiteMe
and his wife, the MS Media, Bernanke
and Olbermann, here on Unemployment Isle.

Now this is the tale of the communists, they're here for a long, long time, they'll have to make the worst of things, it's an downhill spiral.

The Kenyan and the Wookie too, will do their very best, to make the others miserable, perhaps with house arrest. No phone, no lights no motor cars, not a single luxury, like the Great Depression, as primitive as can be.

So watch their act each week my friends, no class, no tact, no style, from seven Marxist castaways, here on "Unemployment Isle."




Well played sir, well played!  
7/18/2010 6:14:52 AM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
http://i28.tinypic.com/fd7fc5.jpg

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, That started from this Kenyan port, aboard this tiny ship. Zero was an illegal alien, the Wookie brave and sure. The economy set sail that day for a four year tour. A four year tour.

The weather started getting rough, the stock market was tossed. If not for the fiat currency, the country would be lost. The country would be lost.

America ran aground on the shore of this bankrupt desert isle,
with the Halfrican, the Wookie too, Joe BiteMe
and his wife, the MS Media, Bernanke
and Olbermann, here on Unemployment Isle.

Now this is the tale of the communists, they're here for a long, long time, they'll have to make the worst of things, it's an downhill spiral.

The Kenyan and the Wookie too, will do their very best, to make the others miserable, perhaps with house arrest. No phone, no lights no motor cars, not a single luxury, like the Great Depression, as primitive as can be.

So watch their act each week my friends, no class, no tact, no style, from seven Marxist castaways, here on "Unemployment Isle."





7/18/2010 6:29:36 AM EDT
[#38]



Quoted:


http://i28.tinypic.com/fd7fc5.jpg



Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, That started from this Kenyan port, aboard this tiny ship. Zero was an illegal alien, the Wookie brave and sure. The economy set sail that day for a four year tour. A four year tour.



The weather started getting rough, the stock market was tossed. If not for the fiat currency, the country would be lost. The country would be lost.



America ran aground on the shore of this bankrupt desert isle,

with the Halfrican, the Wookie too, Joe BiteMe

and his wife, the MS Media, Bernanke

and Olbermann, here on Unemployment Isle.



Now this is the tale of the communists, they're here for a long, long time, they'll have to make the worst of things, it's an downhill spiral.



The Kenyan and the Wookie too, will do their very best, to make the others miserable, perhaps with house arrest. No phone, no lights no motor cars, not a single luxury, like the Great Depression, as primitive as can be.



So watch their act each week my friends, no class, no tact, no style, from seven Marxist castaways, here on "Unemployment Isle."








 
7/18/2010 6:30:49 AM EDT
[#39]











ROFLMAO    
 
 
 
7/18/2010 11:02:00 AM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
Quoted:
http://i28.tinypic.com/fd7fc5.jpg

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, That started from this Kenyan port, aboard this tiny ship. Zero was an illegal alien, the Wookie brave and sure. The economy set sail that day for a four year tour. A four year tour.

The weather started getting rough, the stock market was tossed. If not for the fiat currency, the country would be lost. The country would be lost.

America ran aground on the shore of this bankrupt desert isle,
with the Halfrican, the Wookie too, Joe BiteMe
and his wife, the MS Media, Bernanke
and Olbermann, here on Unemployment Isle.

Now this is the tale of the communists, they're here for a long, long time, they'll have to make the worst of things, it's an downhill spiral.


This for the win!
The Kenyan and the Wookie too, will do their very best, to make the others miserable, perhaps with house arrest. No phone, no lights no motor cars, not a single luxury, like the Great Depression, as primitive as can be.

So watch their act each week my friends, no class, no tact, no style, from seven Marxist castaways, here on "Unemployment Isle."




Well played sir, well played!  


7/18/2010 11:04:14 AM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
http://i28.tinypic.com/fd7fc5.jpg

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, That started from this Kenyan port, aboard this tiny ship. Zero was an illegal alien, the Wookie brave and sure. The economy set sail that day for a four year tour. A four year tour.

The weather started getting rough, the stock market was tossed. If not for the fiat currency, the country would be lost. The country would be lost.

America ran aground on the shore of this bankrupt desert isle,
with the Halfrican, the Wookie too, Joe BiteMe
and his wife, the MS Media, Bernanke
and Olbermann, here on Unemployment Isle.

Now this is the tale of the communists, they're here for a long, long time, they'll have to make the worst of things, it's an downhill spiral.

The Kenyan and the Wookie too, will do their very best, to make the others miserable, perhaps with house arrest. No phone, no lights no motor cars, not a single luxury, like the Great Depression, as primitive as can be.

So watch their act each week my friends, no class, no tact, no style, from seven Marxist castaways, here on "Unemployment Isle."



BRILLIANT!
7/18/2010 11:16:34 AM EDT
[#42]




Chum, it comes in all sizes and flavors!
7/18/2010 11:55:10 AM EDT
[#43]
needs moar giant shark
7/18/2010 12:01:10 PM EDT
[#44]
What Oil?
7/18/2010 12:03:56 PM EDT
[#45]
Damn it where my chop go?
7/18/2010 8:32:57 PM EDT
[#46]
damn, I really thought this thread had some potential
7/19/2010 3:30:32 AM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
Damn it where my chop go?


Somebody @ Flickr get their ass in a knot?