Posted: 5/10/2013 1:41:46 PM EDT
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I'm an accountant at a grocery distributor, pretty exciting stuff, I know. Anyway, last week I was sent to an accident involving one of our trucks to inventory everything as it was unloaded from the rolled over trailer to a non-rolled over trailer. During a break, one of the warehouse employees asked me what was going on with all the planes spraying today. I looked around trying to spot a crop duster and realized the guy was talking about all the high altitude traffic(we live right under the DFW/LA highway in the sky and have 3 air force bases within 150 miles, so lots of planes spraying) I was dumbfounded, I didn't know someone could make it through high school and not know what a freaking contrail was. So, here was my chance to educate the ignorant. I told him the government was concerned about the murder rate in our city so they were spraying a sedative called paxilon hydrochlorate. Today, I was called into HR to explain where I got my information. I guess my story has spread out in the warehouse. |
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I'm an accountant at a grocery distributor, pretty exciting stuff, I know. Anyway, last week I was sent to an accident involving one of our trucks to inventory everything as it was unloaded from the rolled over trailer to a non-rolled over trailer. During a break, one of the warehouse employees asked me what was going on with all the planes spraying today. I looked around trying to spot a crop duster and realized the guy was talking about all the high altitude traffic(we live right under the DFW/LA highway in the sky and have 3 air force bases within 150 miles, so lots of planes spraying) I was dumbfounded, I didn't know someone could make it through high school and not know what a freaking contrail was. So, here was my chance to educate the ignorant. I told him the government was concerned about the murder rate in our city so they were spraying a sedative called paxilon hydrochlorate. Today, I was called into HR to explain where I got my information. I guess my story has spread out in the warehouse. It's the NORKS. |
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Quoted: I'm an accountant at a grocery distributor, pretty exciting stuff, I know. Anyway, last week I was sent to an accident involving one of our trucks to inventory everything as it was unloaded from the rolled over trailer to a non-rolled over trailer. During a break, one of the warehouse employees asked me what was going on with all the planes spraying today. I looked around trying to spot a crop duster and realized the guy was talking about all the high altitude traffic(we live right under the DFW/LA highway in the sky and have 3 air force bases within 150 miles, so lots of planes spraying) I was dumbfounded, I didn't know someone could make it through high school and not know what a freaking contrail was. So, here was my chance to educate the ignorant. I told him the government was concerned about the murder rate in our city so they were spraying a sedative called paxilon hydrochlorate. Today, I was called into HR to explain where I got my information. I guess my story has spread out in the warehouse. Shiny.  |
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Quoted: Quoted: it was unloaded from the rolled over trailer to a non-rolled over trailer. Hope the driver is ok, I did find this comment pretty funny though.  He was fine, drifted off the highway onto the shoulder and did a slow rollover as the wheels sank into the dirt. |
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Brilliant!
Has that guy posted anything lately? |
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I don't think that guy has been back since I outed him as a 9/11 truther and found this little gem 
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I'm an accountant at a grocery distributor, pretty exciting stuff, I know. Anyway, last week I was sent to an accident involving one of our trucks to inventory everything as it was unloaded from the rolled over trailer to a non-rolled over trailer. During a break, one of the warehouse employees asked me what was going on with all the planes spraying today. I looked around trying to spot a crop duster and realized the guy was talking about all the high altitude traffic(we live right under the DFW/LA highway in the sky and have 3 air force bases within 150 miles, so lots of planes spraying) I was dumbfounded, I didn't know someone could make it through high school and not know what a freaking contrail was. So, here was my chance to educate the ignorant. I told him the government was concerned about the murder rate in our city so they were spraying a sedative called paxilon hydrochlorate. Today, I was called into HR to explain where I got my information. I guess my story has spread out in the warehouse. Shiny.
Lets be bad guys... |
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I told him the government was concerned about the murder rate in our city so they were spraying a sedative called paxilon hydrochlorate. Today, I was called into HR to explain where I got my information. I guess my story has spread out in the warehouse. and you know those same people vote, drive cars, reproduce and carry guns........yikes! |