[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Coffee drinker rant. (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 10/28/2009 3:49:15 AM EDT
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I'm sick and tired of every fucking morning the coffee drinkers coming into the office and bugging the shit out of me about the coffee machine. I don't drink it. I don't make it. I don't clean it. I don't keep up with the supplies.
Quit fucking commenting to me about it or asking me about it. One of these mornings I'm going to go postal. |
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I'm sick and tired of every fucking morning the coffee drinkers coming into the office and bugging the shit out of me about the coffee machine. I don't drink it. I don't make it. I don't clean it. I don't keep up with the supplies. Quit fucking commenting to me about it or asking me about it. One of these mornings I'm going to go postal. It's every single morning some dip shit is asking me about the coffee machine. How come you haven't made coffe yet? Where is the coffee? Where's the cups? Do you have any sugar/creamer? Every fucking morning. What get's me it's 90% of the same people who know I don't mess with the damn thing. |
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Quoted: +eleventy billionI'm sick and tired of every fucking morning the coffee drinkers coming into the office and bugging the shit out of me about the coffee machine. I don't drink it. I don't make it. I don't clean it. I don't keep up with the supplies. Quit fucking commenting to me about it or asking me about it. One of these mornings I'm going to go postal. I get the same rants about bagels, donuts, coffee, or whatever crap they're peddling. |
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Quoted: Pee in the pot and make some morning special brew.Quoted: I'm sick and tired of every fucking morning the coffee drinkers coming into the office and bugging the shit out of me about the coffee machine. I don't drink it. I don't make it. I don't clean it. I don't keep up with the supplies. Quit fucking commenting to me about it or asking me about it. One of these mornings I'm going to go postal. It's every single morning some dip shit is asking me about the coffee machine. How come you haven't made coffe yet? Where is the coffee? Where's the cups? Do you have any sugar/creamer? Every fucking morning. What get's me it's 90% of the same people who know I don't mess with the damn thing. They will either love it, or never ask you to make coffee again. |
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Quoted: Where are you in relation to the coffee machine/supplies?I'm sick and tired of every fucking morning the coffee drinkers coming into the office and bugging the shit out of me about the coffee machine. I don't drink it. I don't make it. I don't clean it. I don't keep up with the supplies. Quit fucking commenting to me about it or asking me about it. One of these mornings I'm going to go postal. |
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Ten people in our group and I'm the only coffee drinker...damn commies.
Hell, we don't even have a *community pot*...inexcusable I say. So I just make my own damn coffee in my office every day. A big cup in the morning and a small cup after lunch and today it is espresso beans and a fine grind. I use a *one-cupper* and all is right with the world. 
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Where are you in relation to the coffee machine/supplies?
I'm sick and tired of every fucking morning the coffee drinkers coming into the office and bugging the shit out of me about the coffee machine. I don't drink it. I don't make it. I don't clean it. I don't keep up with the supplies. Quit fucking commenting to me about it or asking me about it. One of these mornings I'm going to go postal. It's about 12 feet directly across from me behind the bosses desk. |
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I'm sick and tired of every fucking morning the coffee drinkers coming into the office and bugging the shit out of me about the coffee machine. I don't drink it. I don't make it. I don't clean it. I don't keep up with the supplies. Quit fucking commenting to me about it or asking me about it. One of these mornings I'm going to go postal. It's every single morning some dip shit is asking me about the coffee machine. How come you haven't made coffe yet? Where is the coffee? Where's the cups? Do you have any sugar/creamer? Every fucking morning. What get's me it's 90% of the same people who know I don't mess with the damn thing. Are you the office receptionist? 
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I'm sick and tired of every fucking morning the coffee drinkers coming into the office and bugging the shit out of me about the coffee machine. I don't drink it. I don't make it. I don't clean it. I don't keep up with the supplies. Quit fucking commenting to me about it or asking me about it. One of these mornings I'm going to go postal. It's every single morning some dip shit is asking me about the coffee machine. How come you haven't made coffe yet? Where is the coffee? Where's the cups? Do you have any sugar/creamer? Every fucking morning. What get's me it's 90% of the same people who know I don't mess with the damn thing. Okay, I'll call off the dipshits.... But just remember; never, ever, fuck with the Chief's coffee cup...
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Quoted: Decent rant, short and to the point. However, going postal is so 1990's. 7/10I'm sick and tired of every fucking morning the coffee drinkers coming into the office and bugging the shit out of me about the coffee machine. I don't drink it. I don't make it. I don't clean it. I don't keep up with the supplies. Quit fucking commenting to me about it or asking me about it. One of these mornings I'm going to go postal. |
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Dude.... the coffee machine is out of sugar. I don't give a fuck. Now get out of my fucking office. Well, if it's YOUR office, then it's YOUR coffee machine. And weren't you bitching about a month ago, about people asking you other "stupid" questions? Take a Midol for the cramping, shut up, and make the damn coffee. |
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I'm sick and tired of every fucking morning the coffee drinkers coming into the office and bugging the shit out of me about the coffee machine. I don't drink it. I don't make it. I don't clean it. I don't keep up with the supplies. Quit fucking commenting to me about it or asking me about it. One of these mornings I'm going to go postal. 2/10 Had some serious potential to be a good rant. |
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Bama-Shooter are you not feeling any love from your co-workers today?
Maybe they think that since you are there at the butt crack of dawn, that you should know everything about coffee. You need a sign that says, "I'm NOT Your Coffee Whore, Leave Me Alone!" Or you can Label all of the places where the Coffee and everything to go with the Coffee products. If they can't read, you've got bigger problems! 
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Dude.... the coffee machine is out of sugar. I don't give a fuck. Now get out of my fucking office. Listen sun shine you where hired for for 2 things. The way you fill out that skirt and making coffee. Your failing at one of them. See the door over there? Get on the other side of it.
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Dude.... the coffee machine is out of sugar. I don't give a fuck. Now get out of my fucking office. Well, if it's YOUR office, then it's YOUR coffee machine. And weren't you bitching about a month ago, about people asking you other "stupid" questions? Take a Midol for the cramping, shut up, and make the damn coffee. It's a shared office. The coffee machine belongs to the boss. I don't make coffee. Yep, probably about truck drivers. |
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I'm betting it's a conspiracy. All the office coffee drinkers have a pool going to see who can make you snap first. You need to charge for admission from now on so you get something out of it. What's funny is no one except the boss drinks coffee and he only does it about once a week. It's the steady shuffle of the hourly folks. One old lady in particular. |
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Bama-Shooter are you not feeling any love from your co-workers today? Maybe they think that since you are there at the butt crack of dawn, that you should know everything about coffee. You need a sign that says, "I'm NOT Your Coffee Whore, Leave Me Alone!" Or you can Label all of the places where the Coffee and everything to go with the Coffee products. If they can't read, you've got bigger problems! I had the boss convinced to take it out since it's an expense to the company. He was all for it till one morning he wanted a cup. 
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