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Posted: 12/8/2015 1:20:02 AM EDT
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When and where is it, what do people bring, how long does it last?
I really want to go either 2016 or in the next few years. |
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If you really, really want to do something so foolish, and probably die in the process, the next bout of these silly, thermoderegulated frat-boy antics is Cola Warrior West 2, and I'd guess that the sign up thread will be posted soon. But I'd steer clear. No good comes of stuff like that. |
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That shit sounds really really stupid, why would anyone do that? Yeah. I hear some of them even choose to puke in the dark?  What do peeps look like with NV? Like wizard-eye privilege. ETA:Beat by a few seconds on the video. Last time I went, I had to confiscate a bunch of stuff. Pics of evidence collected from scene below: 
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Consider yourself lucky not to be sucked into those shenanigans. Quoted:
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Can't go to Cola Warrior West right now, too far away. Consider yourself lucky not to be sucked into those shenanigans. One day. Until then I MIGHT be able to make it to East. |
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Can't go to Cola Warrior West right now, too far away. It's ok. There are a multitude of Cola Warrior events to suit your desire to die a horrific, painful, poorly-thermoregulated death. Start here. We will try to keep it updated as often as possible. Next up will be Cola Warrior West 2 in Reno, NV. After that is Cola Warrior Texas. To be held in Liberty, TX. I think June is the projected date. Keep an eye on Facebook and GD for news about that. The one closest to you is probably going to be CWEast in Virginia, that won't be until October or November of 2016. If you are REALLY lucky and find a spot in CW Championship (depending on whether or not there are any new-comer spaces made available for that event), you would be attending a CW event in Liberty, MS. Usually takes place in May. There are a few other locations in the works. But nothing definitive yet, still the very early planning stages. |
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It's ok. There are a multitude of Cola Warrior events to suit your desire to die a horrific, painful, poorly-thermoregulated death. Start here. We will try to keep it updated as often as possible. Next up will be Cola Warrior West 2 in Reno, NV. After that is Cola Warrior Texas. To be held in Liberty, TX. I think June is the projected date. Keep an eye on Facebook and GD for news about that. The one closest to you is probably going to be CWEast in Virginia, that won't be until October or November of 2016. If you are REALLY lucky and find a spot in CW Championship (depending on whether or not there are any new-comer spaces made available for that event), you would be attending a CW event in Liberty, MS. Usually takes place in May. There are a few other locations in the works. But nothing definitive yet, still the very early planning stages. Quoted:
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Can't go to Cola Warrior West right now, too far away. It's ok. There are a multitude of Cola Warrior events to suit your desire to die a horrific, painful, poorly-thermoregulated death. Start here. We will try to keep it updated as often as possible. Next up will be Cola Warrior West 2 in Reno, NV. After that is Cola Warrior Texas. To be held in Liberty, TX. I think June is the projected date. Keep an eye on Facebook and GD for news about that. The one closest to you is probably going to be CWEast in Virginia, that won't be until October or November of 2016. If you are REALLY lucky and find a spot in CW Championship (depending on whether or not there are any new-comer spaces made available for that event), you would be attending a CW event in Liberty, MS. Usually takes place in May. There are a few other locations in the works. But nothing definitive yet, still the very early planning stages. Someday I want to host one here in PA. |
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When and where is it? See above. What do people bring? Some guns. At least 1 pair of pants. Night vision, camping supplies, varieties of alcohol from around the world for consumption after the guns are put away. And an IV to keep nvgeologist alive. How long does it last? Full event last about 3 days. If you can only show up for 1 day, just do that. But the full CW experience requires at least 1 night spent camped. I really want to go either 2016 or in the next few years. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: When and where is it? See above. What do people bring? Some guns. At least 1 pair of pants. Night vision, camping supplies, varieties of alcohol from around the world for consumption after the guns are put away. And an IV to keep nvgeologist alive. How long does it last? Full event last about 3 days. If you can only show up for 1 day, just do that. But the full CW experience requires at least 1 night spent camped. I really want to go either 2016 or in the next few years. If you try to borrow pants, though, that could get....legitimate. Oh, if you're NOT FSA, the shooting portion requires a rifle with two mags, and a pistol with two mags. No AR pistol shenanigans, dammit. |
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Not everyone even brings (or can bring) guns, but CW is pretty charitable to the FSA shooters. If you try to borrow pants, though, that could get....legitimate. Oh, if you're NOT FSA, the shooting portion requires a rifle with two mags, and a pistol with two mags. No AR pistol shenanigans, dammit. Quoted:
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When and where is it? See above. What do people bring? Some guns. At least 1 pair of pants. Night vision, camping supplies, varieties of alcohol from around the world for consumption after the guns are put away. And an IV to keep nvgeologist alive. How long does it last? Full event last about 3 days. If you can only show up for 1 day, just do that. But the full CW experience requires at least 1 night spent camped. I really want to go either 2016 or in the next few years. If you try to borrow pants, though, that could get....legitimate. Oh, if you're NOT FSA, the shooting portion requires a rifle with two mags, and a pistol with two mags. No AR pistol shenanigans, dammit. I was told pants weren't required 
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Hey, if you can keep yourself under control, no problem. If not, someone may mistake something for a pop-up target. No big loss, though, right? Quoted:
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When and where is it? See above. What do people bring? Some guns. At least 1 pair of pants. Night vision, camping supplies, varieties of alcohol from around the world for consumption after the guns are put away. And an IV to keep nvgeologist alive. How long does it last? Full event last about 3 days. If you can only show up for 1 day, just do that. But the full CW experience requires at least 1 night spent camped. I really want to go either 2016 or in the next few years. If you try to borrow pants, though, that could get....legitimate. Oh, if you're NOT FSA, the shooting portion requires a rifle with two mags, and a pistol with two mags. No AR pistol shenanigans, dammit. I was told pants weren't required Also, if you get face down, butt up drunk.... |
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When and where is it? See above. What do people bring? Some guns. At least 1 pair of pants. Night vision, camping supplies, varieties of alcohol from around the world for consumption after the guns are put away. And an IV to keep nvgeologist alive. How long does it last? Full event last about 3 days. If you can only show up for 1 day, just do that. But the full CW experience requires at least 1 night spent camped. I really want to go either 2016 or in the next few years. If you try to borrow pants, though, that could get....legitimate. Oh, if you're NOT FSA, the shooting portion requires a rifle with two mags, and a pistol with two mags. No AR pistol shenanigans, dammit. I was told pants weren't required There are always kilts. Might make the handstand walk a bit awkward, but then again, maybe not. |
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I was told pants weren't required Also, if you get face down, butt up drunk.... They call you Razoreye, and you get dicks drawn on you. |
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The naysayers where right, 110% of the shooters died at CWW because we didn't have a certified range officer. Quoted:
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You'll die doing that kind of stuff. I did. The naysayers where right, 110% of the shooters died at CWW because we didn't have a certified range officer. So far, I have been shot, drowned, snake bit, eaten by gators, had a heart attack, broke my neck falling off of the conex, alcohol poisoning, food poisoning, got Yellow Fever from skeeters, and a tragic thermoregulation incident. |
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So far, I have been shot, drowned, snake bit, eaten by gators, had a heart attack, broke my neck falling off of the conex, alcohol poisoning, food poisoning, got Yellow Fever from skeeters, and a tragic thermoregulation incident. You forgot swarmed by fire ants, broken leg from stepping in random holes, Getting type 2 diabetes, and being butt hurt by legitamate activities. |
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That's probably a little too close to East. We would like to see one more north, say Ohio or something. Quoted:
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Someday I want to host one here in PA. That's probably a little too close to East. We would like to see one more north, say Ohio or something. Cola Warrior Fargo Coming January 2017 |
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Someday I want to host one here in PA. That's probably a little too close to East. We would like to see one more north, say Ohio or something. Cola Warrior Fargo Coming January 2017 May God have mercy on your soul. |